Doom's first sentence was already full of mockery, and this was just the beginning. Next, he would show the world what the art of mockery was.
"I guess the extra meat on your necks has already blocked your action of lowering your head, right? Is someone trying to throw shoes at me? Just like what they did to the US President, Little One Ever? Give up, you can't even lower your waist, let alone untie your shoelaces and throw shoes at me! "
Doom, with a handsome face, mocked everyone with all his might, and his words became more and more harsh. "Oh, right, I think I said something wrong. Do you need to tie your shoelaces? I don't think so, you're all lying in bed anyway, aren't you? Of course, if you have to wear shoes, you won't choose to wear shoes with shoelaces, right? "
"You'll probably wear slippers and shoes with Velcro. Think about it, you probably can't complete the difficult task of squatting on the ground to tie your shoelaces, right? Or do you need a babysitter to do this for you? Do you fat people need someone to feed you when you eat? Because you're too fat, so you can't touch your mouth at all? "
Doom used all his strength to mock America's fat people. The Illuminati bigwigs at the Venus base, on the other hand, were dumbfounded.
Captain Rogers looked at Li Jie with a conflicted expression and asked, "Is this what you call a plan and tactic? Mocking fat people? Does this count as bullying and discrimination? "
Li Jie thought for a moment. "Probably not, it's all an act, isn't it? And in the end, won't we provide a way out? "
Professor Charles touched his bald head and asked subconsciously, "Doom's speeches were all written by him?"
"What else? Could it be that I wrote it? "Li Jie replied.
Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses up and said, "It's not impossible."
Li Jie rolled his eyes. "Come on, Doom is definitely the first person to know how to attract hatred. In a game, he's a knight with a maxed out taunt skill! Our organization really needs such a person. I think we should officially recruit him into the Illuminati after some time. "
"And then let him mock us in the meeting?" Tony felt that he couldn't stand listening to Dum's mockery anymore. He turned his head and said, "This kind of mockery is a bit too strong. If I were fat, I wouldn't be able to stand it. "
As he said this, Tony turned to look at Thor. Thor was holding a bag of chips and a bottle of Coke while watching the TV and laughing.
He said thoughtlessly, "Ahaha! I had never known Dum to be such an interesting person. He was much better at swearing than Gordon Ramsay in Hell's Kitchen! If he starts a show, it will definitely be popular. "
Li Jie was speechless. "Hell's Kitchen is a cooking show. You're just going to watch Gordon curse?"
Thor waved his hand. "Isn't Hell's Kitchen just watching him curse? Otherwise, what's there to watch? "
Tony walked over to Thor and egged him on. "Don't you think Dum's also cursing you? Haven't you thought of teaching him a lesson? "Tony Stark was sometimes naughty.
But Thor said indifferently, "He's talking about American fat people. I'm not an American fat person. I'm a fat person from Asgard, not really me. Besides, I can become thin at any time. "The Alaskan lay down casually on the sofa and stretched his big belly.
"The provocation failed." Li Jie patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "After Dum is done flirting with all the fat people in America, I think we need the boss of Dawn Technologies to turn the tide. You have to give those fat people who have lost hope in life a ray of hope. "
Tony bared his teeth. "I know this is part of the plan, but is it really good to intervene immediately?"
"Why not? Strike while the iron is hot. "Li Jie was a little puzzled.
But Captain America Rogers helped him dispel his doubts. "Because our Tony is afraid that he will have another nickname, such as [Fat Savior] or something."
"That's a good nickname!" Li Jie clapped his hands and said excitedly, "There's no better nickname than this now. Dr. Hank, let's go first. We'll go study it first, and then after Dum's speech, we'll start a wave of Internet Water Army attacks with the title [Fat Savior] and set off waves all over the Internet. I already have a good idea. With Tony Stark and Dawn Technologies as the center, then let them make a strong appearance as a savior. That way, we can better perfect our plan. Listen to me … "
Li Jie took Dr. Hank and left the conference room first. They went to work on the subsequent series of publicity plans.
Tony Stark watched the two leave with his mouth slightly open, then turned to Captain Rogers. "Captain!" Tony's voice was a little angry.
Rogers was helpless. "That, what, I just said it casually. I really didn't expect him to be inspired like this. "
Thor laughed heartlessly on the side. "Hahahaha! In the future, Dum can become [Fat Man's Natural Enemy], and then Tony Stark will be [Fat Savior]! Hahaha! "
Tony glared at Thor and growled, "Shut up! Asgard's fat man! "
Thor glanced at Tony, then shouted, "Hammer!"
A battle between Thor and Iron Man was about to begin.
The scene returned to the United States.
Dum's crazy mockery continued. "Yes, you said I was bullied by school bullies, and now I want to take revenge? Well, then I'll take revenge now. The United States, the largest fat cell on the planet. I don't know why you went through so much trouble to get the oil fields in the Middle East. "
"Don't you know? You have an inexhaustible supply of fat on your bodies. So many people died and so much money was wasted for the sake of oil. Why don't you just take the fat from these fatties? Anyway, you have so much fat that you can't use up! In the end, it's useless except to burn a little more violently when you're sent to be cremated. "
The White House president opened his mouth wide and looked down at the meat on his belly. He was a little overweight, and Dum's mockery was like a knife stabbing into his heart.
In an instant, the president thought of starting a war against Latvia and killing Dum.
At the National Internet Security Center, the situation was already out of control.
The director of the security center shouted, "Everyone, calm down! Calm down! "But it was no use. The scene was already in a rage.
“TMD！ How dare you say that. You even hacked into our network and hijacked the public network to say that! This is intolerable! I'm going to counterattack Latvia's network. Who's with me?! "
"Me!" "I'll go!" "Count me in!"
The group of programmers couldn't be blamed for being so agitated. Many programmers in the security center had to face the computer for eight to ten hours every day. They sat in the chair for a long time and couldn't move. In addition, many of them didn't eat very healthily. Therefore, half of the programmers in the security center were overweight, and at least one-fifth of them could be counted as fatties.
Dum's mockery ignited the flames of hatred in their hearts. How many years had it been since someone dared to mock fatties like that? Did this guy want to die?!
Especially since he had hijacked the public network. Now, everyone was helpless against him. No matter where they went, Dum's figure was on that channel.
Just as everyone was agitated and wanted to counterattack Latvia's network, a message came. "F * ck! Latvia actually unplugged the network! "
Alright, what else could they do after unplugging the network?
"Go to the White House's petition wall and ask our army to teach Dum a lesson!" "Let's go, let's go!" Alright, the programmers found another way to vent.
Meanwhile, in Times Square, William was trying his best to calm the passenger in the back seat. "Calm down, calm down! This is my taxi. If you break anything, I'll call the police. "
The 350-pound man in the back seat pointed angrily outside the car. "Look at what the police are doing!"
Thirty meters away, two New York police officers on patrol angrily threw their doughnuts and cappuccinos on the ground. Yes, they were also two seriously overweight police officers. Fat police officers were very common in America, especially when they could usually get free doughnuts.
Dum's speech was still going on.
"You stupid pigs, don't you like that documentary? Don't you think I'm ugly? Wasn't there someone who mocked me on the internet that I deserved being bullied? "Dum said arrogantly.
"Now open your pig eyes and see who's the loser! Yes, my face has recovered. It's not like the fat on your body that can never be lost. I'm the winner, and you're all losers. Let's see who'll be bullied in the future! "
"Did you watch the live broadcast of the Tuvalukheti president? Yes, they've researched a great gene that can help people lose weight. Latvia will introduce it and give it to our allies. We'll eliminate all obesity and excess fat. "
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