"Hello, American friends!" A middle-aged man who was even more handsome than Beckham appeared on the screen. He had dark chestnut hair, blue eyes with a hint of melancholy and a hint of dominance.
His facial features were sharp and left a deep impression, and he had a magnetic voice. The moment they saw him, many people who were watching the video were stunned. They subconsciously asked, "Who is this handsome guy?"
"That's right, I think you all want to know who I am?" The handsome Doom in the video had a smirk on his face. "I can tell you, I'm Doom! Yes, many people have never seen my true face under the iron mask. "
"I think many of you have recently watched 'The Path of the Tyrant' produced by ABC and BBC, right? One of the stories in it is not wrong, I was indeed disfigured. Now, I've recovered my original appearance. "Dum looked very pleased with himself in the video.
However, Doom and Li Jie had a fierce argument before. It was the first week of the documentary's broadcast. Doom was furious. He said furiously, "I want to blow up the director, producer, and investors of the film!"
However, Li Jie patted his back and said, "Calm down, Dr. Doom. Calm down. This is a good thing for us. "
"Good XXXX!" Doom cursed. Don't think that people in high positions don't curse.
"I'm serious, this is indeed a good thing. Because through this documentary, everyone will know about your disfigurement. And it looks like the producer and director have a good grasp of the situation. At least their film is quite impressive, isn't it? At least they didn't slander you, they just simply talked about your past. Although the conclusion might not be correct, their call is good. Boycott school bullying. "
Li Jie signaled for Doom to calm down and not think about blowing up something every day.
"Slander me? They dare! "Doom snorted.
Li Jie spread his hands. "Yes, they really don't dare. Because they know you will blow them up. Just look at how BBC defames China every day, but they don't even dare to openly defame Latvia. That's how intimidating you are. Alright, don't be angry, your prestige is still there. "
"I just think this is a good thing for us, a very good thing. Because the viewership of this documentary is very high, everyone knows that your face is disfigured. Then you put your handsome appearance on the TV! Also, think about the effect of this promotion! "Li Jie's eyes sparkled.
"Then, show off your ruthlessness! Think about it, tens of thousands of girls will go crazy for you. They loved this kind of domineering series the most. Even novels and movies like "Fifty Shades of Grey" had countless fans. I think you can do better. I have an artist under me called Pure White. She's very good at drawing this type of manga. "
"Now that you've become more handsome, you have the capital to clear your name. (Dum: Ah? What does becoming handsome have to do with clearing one's name? Li Jie: Handsome is justice.) I can get Pure White to produce the entire series of "Tyrannical King — Dum" for you, as long as you give me the copyright! " Li Jie said very sincerely, as if he was only thinking for Dum's sake. "That way, you can start to clear your name and become a good person!"
Dum refused flatly. "No! I think it's better to be a supervillain. " After saying that, Dum glanced at Li Jie. "In fact, your personal manga should start drawing the part where you are corrupted. Your manga will probably sell better if you become a villain."
Li Jie shook his head. "But unfortunately, I'm a good person."
Dum: "Hehe."
"Alright, back to the main topic. What you said makes sense. But my authority shouldn't be challenged like this. If someone treats me like a clown and uses me as a guarantee to increase their viewership, then they must pay the price! "Dum was still very persistent.
Li Jie shook his head. "Dr. Dum, not all problems need to be solved through explosions. Although I admit that explosions are a beautiful art, we can use another, better art to deal with the problem of your authority. "
Dum nodded. "Go ahead."
Li Jie pointed in the direction of America. "Once again, do a national webcast of America."
Dum tilted his head. "Say what? What for? "
Li Jie smiled. "Do everything you can to ridicule Americans like crazy. Ridicule, mock, curse, curse. Use all the most vicious and hurtful words you can imagine to attack those fat Americans! "
"Ah?" Dum almost fell off his seat. He staggered to his feet and looked at Li Jie in disbelief. "Are you really an American?"
"From a nationality and legal point of view, I should be," Li Jie said with certainty.
Dum gritted his teeth. "Then do you know how many fat people there are in America? Half of the adults are overweight, and a third are obese! Do you know what will happen if you ridicule them? "(In the weight scale, obese was higher than overweight.)
Li Jie said confidently, "They will be very unhappy."
"Ah ha, you still know." Dum raised his eyebrows.
Li Jie pointed at Dum and said happily, "But isn't this very interesting? Don't you want to ridicule Americans like crazy?! Don't tell me you don't like it? "
Dum honestly answered the question in his heart, "I will feel very good!"
"That's good. What are you waiting for?"
"Wait, but what about the problem with the producer and director?"
"You can just push all the motivation to ridicule those fat people to this documentary. Because of this documentary, you cut off America's public network and turned on group ridicule mode. Didn't they say that you were bullied, so now you want to bully others? Then you can bully them back now! We'll scold all the fat Americans until they cry, and then we'll let them cause trouble for the director! "Li Jie explained his plan with ease.
Dum suddenly understood. "I see!" Then he couldn't help but give Li Jie a thumbs up. "You still have a way!"
Li Jie said modestly, "Not at all, it's just so-so."
Therefore, in the United States, when all the Americans who received Dum's signal and watched his video were surprised that Dum wasn't an ugly monster, Dum spoke.
"Hello, American friends, fat people. What are you doing now? Sitting in front of the TV with fried chicken and popcorn to watch a reality show? Or are you like a fat pig in a pigsty, curled up on the sofa playing with your phone after eating? Do you look down and see the fat on your tummies? If you pile them up, you can probably put a McDonald's kid's meal on the table! Or is it that your necks are blocking your vision when you look down? "
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