Li Jie had been sitting on the sofa for almost an hour. Fat Thor was watching TV while eating. The whole fried chicken in front of him had been eaten.
He started to snack on the potato wedges that he bought from the corner. He enjoyed it with ketchup and cola. He tried very hard to live like an earthling.
Eating junk food, watching variety shows, and laughing like a nerd.
Without anyone watching over Thor, he was like an Alaskan dog that was fostered at his grandmother's house. In this short period of more than a month, it rapidly expanded at the speed of a balloon.
Li Jie lowered his head. His mind was a mess. "What do you do every day now, Thor?" Li Jie's voice had a dreamy feeling. It was as if his soul had been pulled out of his body at this moment.
He didn't dare to look up at the fat man on the sofa.
"Learning about human daily life. Odin asked me to learn about human humility. I think I need to learn about the daily life of mortals. From eating and living. "Thor watched TV while taking a sip of cola. He even burped after finishing the drink.
Li Jie pretended that he didn't hear Thor's burp. It should be said that Thor's intention was good. Li Jie comforted himself.
"So, do you have any experience now?" Li Jie tried to keep his tone calm. He tried to think of things in a positive way. What if Thor really understood something?
"I don't have much understanding for the time being. But I found that cola with fried chicken is really delicious. "Thor watched TV and laughed while answering Li Jie's question.
Because Thor's laughter was too loud, it caused his body to shake. It caused the sofa under his butt to slightly tremble.
Although Li Jie didn't want to face the current situation, he still had to open his mouth and ask. "You're eating fried chicken and drinking coke every day? During the month that I was away? "
Thor thought for a moment. "More or less, starting from the moment the Valkyrie returned to the Immortal Palace. I went to the fried chicken shop around the corner and bought some fried chicken for dinner. "
"How much do you eat every day?" Li Jie felt like his veins were about to burst.
"They usually eat hot food in the morning. For lunch and dinner, I'll eat a whole fried chicken with potato wedges, doughnuts, and ice cream. "Thor watched the TV. Ramsey was cursing the students who had made the wrong dish, amused. He learned some new foul language skills.
"You don't drink anymore?" Li Jie's blood began to circulate faster.
"No, I found out. The cola tasted pretty good too. I don't know why, but at first I was very resistant to coke. But after drinking a lot, I started to feel a little addicted. The taste was really not bad. I drink this every day now. "Thor raised the 1.5L bottle of cola to show how much he loved it.
"You drink this every day?" Li Jie tried hard not to show his anger.
"Yes, about four bottles a day." Thor had no idea what kind of number he was talking about. 1.5L bottles of cola, four bottles a day.
Anyone would know that the sugar and calories from drinking cola like this were simply explosive!
Also, there was no one to supervise him for a month, so Thor began to eat freely and freely. Thor only ate what he liked, such as fried chicken, hamburgers, and ice cream.
Freshly fried potato wedges with ketchup were a snack. Whole fried chicken was his staple food, occasionally accompanied by hamburgers. Also, there were doughnuts and ice cream for dessert. His drinks were all cola.
This kind of eating pattern was completely a calorie bomb!
That was why Li Jie hadn't seen Thor for about a month, but now he couldn't recognize Thor anymore. He was completely swollen to the point of being deformed!
Especially after he gave up thinking about the Immortal Palace and the battle, and devoted himself to the life of a mortal. And since he began to be obsessed with the television, this swollen state began to accelerate.
Because his daily life was to find the TV program he wanted to watch, and then open the cola and snacks to eat and drink while watching TV. Especially after he learned to use the phone and knew about things like ordering food over the phone.
He didn't even need to do the daily exercise of going to the corner to buy food. He only needed to make a phone call, fried chicken, hamburgers, potato wedges, ice cream, and doughnuts. These things would be sent over by the shop staff.
He just needed to stay on the sofa and wait. Although Thor was a little puzzled. The life of a mortal was so easy and pleasant, why did Odin say that he wanted to learn humility from mortals?
And could this kind of happy life really be able to understand the meaning of life? Thor didn't quite understand, so he could only increase his efforts to learn from mortals. He became more and more addicted to cola fried chicken and variety shows.
So when Li Jie came here, what he saw now was not an ordinary salted fish, but an ultimate salted fish that had been soaked in oil and even showed signs of cracking.
Li Jie felt that if Odin saw Thor's current appearance, perhaps Loki would definitely become the king of Asgard. Because Odin would definitely not let such a fat homebody Thor succeed the throne. If he succeeded the throne and became the king of gods, it would simply be the greatest insult to Asgard!
Maybe Odin would not hesitate to execute Thor himself, because having such a son was simply an insult to Odin's name.
And as the person responsible for raising Thor in the human world, Li Jie would certainly not care about raising him. He only knew to feed Thor, but never took him out for a walk. This caused him to leave and form an abandoned house. As a joint responsibility, Li Jie would definitely be killed by Odin.
Thinking of this, Li Jie suddenly felt a chill on his back. This was the first time he felt the most terrible crisis since he came to Marvel World more than ten years ago. You must know that Heimdall's eyes can see the earth directly from Asgard!
If one day Odin misses Thor and asks Heimdall to help him take a look at Thor's current situation, then all of this will be exposed! At that time, will the angry Odin directly open Bifrost and descend to earth.
Then will he raise his lightning staff to take Li Jie's life? Li Jie suddenly felt that all of this was very possible.
"Thor, have you felt uncomfortable recently?" Li Jie's back was already wet with his sweat. The weather was not hot, but he still sweated a lot. This was because he was scared by what he just thought in his mind.
"Uncomfortable? It seems a little. "Thor was a little uncertain.
"It seems that after squatting down and standing up, I sometimes feel dizzy. The mortal body is really strange. When I was still a god, I never had this situation. "
This is not a mortal body, it is strange! You are a precursor to high blood pressure! If you eat like this, you may have a stroke at any time! Li Jie screamed wildly in his heart.
"Also, recently when I went to the toilet, I inexplicably felt that my urine was a little sticky. I really don't understand the mortal body. Are you all like this? "Thor said and looked at Li Jie doubtfully.
This isn't a mortal's problem, right? You're f * cking diabetic, right? Li Jie felt that he could not look at Thor directly.
Although Thor was reckless and impulsive before, at least he was upright and heroic. But now he was afraid that he did not even have the capital to be reckless and impulsive.
In the past, when Thor took off his clothes, he was a body of muscle, but now, when Thor took off his clothes, he was a body of cheap meat!
When Thor wanted to take a sip of coke again, Li Jie finally exploded. He knocked over the coke in Thor's hand with one hand. He had completely gone berserk. This was probably the first time he lost control of himself in these years.
"Hehe! It's fine if you want to become a salted fish and die, but why do you have to drag me down with you! I always thought that you were just a little useless, and your brain was not very good. Although you are a little salted fish, you can still be saved! But the degree of salted fish you are beyond my imagination! You're already a salted fish god! "
This time, Li Jie cursed angrily, even with some of the scolding tone he used in his previous life.
"Listen up, stupid fatty! I don't care how you became like this, but from tomorrow onwards, I will supervise you. But from tomorrow onwards, I will supervise you. You are not allowed to drink cola, eat fried chicken, or eat any high-calorie food! I will make a suitable recipe for you. "
"You'd better change back to your original form immediately. Otherwise, I will teach you a lesson! What are you looking at, stupid fatty! If you keep looking, I will beat you to death! Not only do you need to learn humility, but you also need to lose all your cheap meat! Otherwise, I won't be polite to you! From today onwards, you are not allowed to eat these anymore. Now get up and swim five kilometers in the swimming pool! "
Li Jie aggressively snatched the TV remote control, drink, and food from Thor's hands. He roared these words at Thor with an unprecedented harsh attitude, and a kind of anger and seriousness that Thor couldn't understand.
Moreover, this was the first time Thor felt a murderous aura from Li Jie. He was not joking. If he didn't do as he said, Li Jie would really kill him. For the first time, Thor felt the horror of this mortal. He actually wanted to kill a god!
In Li Jie's heart, he had already begun to think about how to start training this useless snack. Thor, you are really not as good as Loki. It is better to let Loki be the king of Asgard, and save him from becoming a villain.
After you recover your divine power, you can be at ease as a salted fish on Earth. At least there is a place for you, a salted fish, on Earth. Li Jie thought silently, he was already considering whether to find a way to see Loki.
Perhaps, he could reach a consensus with Loki. After all, from the last contact with Loki, Loki was not so bad. And the most important thing was that Loki was smart enough, maybe he could reach a consensus with him on some things.
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