Li Jie sat on the sofa.
His eyelids were a little swollen. His eyelids were drooping, and his eyes were a little listless. His eyelids were drooping, and his eyes were a little listless. His hair wasn't neatly combed like usual. Instead, it looked like a messy bird's nest.
The top two buttons of his shirt looked like they had been violently torn off. This made the originally well-styled high-end shirt look very messy. Wearing it on his body, it looked like rags picked up from the roadside.
He sat on the sofa, bent over, and lowered his head. He held his forehead with one hand and rubbed his stomach with the other. His current image was very much like Rodin's sculpture: The Thinker. Or, it was like the powerlessness that ordinary people felt when they sat on the toilet when they couldn't detoxify normally.
Li Jie felt his stomach hurt and his head hurt. It hurt everywhere. He was almost about to explode.
On the sofa diagonally opposite Li Jie, a tall and fat man with long blond hair was lying on the sofa. On his left hand were potato chips and ketchup, and on his right hand was a 1.5L bottle of Coca-Cola.
Occasionally, he grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth with ketchup. Then, he would drink a big mouthful of Coca-Cola. Then, he would watch the show on the TV and laugh.
The TV was showing the world-famous chef Gordon Ramsey. The most famous reality cooking show in the world, "Hell's Kitchen," organized by Ramsey, was on its sixteenth season.
"You f * cking dog, you can't even f * cking cook a scallop well. You should know that my grandma's dog can cook ten thousand times better with its f * cking dog. You f * cking dog, if you don't want to continue f * cking f * cking dog, then hurry up and f * cking f * cking dog in your hometown! "
One of the biggest attractions of "Hell's Kitchen" was to see how Gordon changed his way of cursing people. This was very popular in English-speaking countries where there were fewer cursing words and techniques.
Therefore, in addition to watching Gordon's cooking skills, watching how he cursed people in "Hell's Kitchen" was also a great pleasure. Many American viewers were addicted to it.
And the huge fat man lying on the sofa, like all ordinary Americans, was addicted to Gordon Ramsey's cursing skills. Ramsey was teaching cursing skills.
Not just watching Gordon on TV. Ramsey cursed and tried to learn the Gordon way of saying some of the curses. After saying that, he felt that it was very interesting and even laughed out loud.
Li Jie tried his best not to look at the fat man in front of him, but his laughter made him turn his head to look at him.
With just a glance, Li Jie felt his stomach churn and his head spin. No, I can't think about anything else. This will give me a lot of trouble.
Li Jie resisted the urge to kill. This was because the impact of this fatty on him was too great.
… …
It all happened an hour ago.
Since the war in Eastern Europe, Li Jie had been busy. Since he wanted to choose his own life, he would create his own path. That meant that he needed to put in more effort.
Since the world of Marvel does not give me a peaceful life, then let me create my own peaceful life. For this reason, he went to the East Ocean and went to hell. He wanted to introduce aliens and start planning for the battle of New York. To change the world's political system, he first elected the mayor of New York City.
He even wanted to fundamentally eliminate the possibility of civil war. And not long ago, he had secretly plotted with Iron Man Tony to form an Illuminati. An organization that might be able to change the direction of the world.
He also instigated Captain America to sue the US government, got a spider searchlight for Spider-man to illuminate the night sky of New York, and so on.
It should be said that he did a lot of things in a very short period of time. This made him very busy, so busy that he even fostered a salted fish god from Asgard. Oh, no. It was the God of Thunder.
In fact, the whole of Asgard was also a very important part of Li Jie's plan. Especially Thor, whose identity as Thor's son of Odin was very important to Li Jie.
So when Thor came to him for the second time, Li Jie did not refuse Thor. Even without the gift that Valkyrie brought from Asgard. The Blade of Thunder given by Loki, Li Jie would still adopt Thor.
Especially after Li Jie decided to introduce some Dark Elves from the war of Asgard. Thor would become the link between Earth and Asgard in the future. It could be said that Thor's task in the future would be very heavy.
Plus after discussing the Illuminati with Tony the other day. Some ideas suddenly came to Li Jie's mind. Some ideas needed to be discussed with Thor, or even with Loki, with the help of these two people.
It could be said that Thor was an important part of the implementation of the whole idea. It was even an unobtainable part. Using his identity as the Prince of Asgard.
Because after having an in-depth conversation with Tony, both of them felt that in some way, they felt that … Some things could not be done by ordinary humans, including the two of them.
Because of the arrogance and conceit of politicians. It was difficult for them to talk to ordinary people on an equal footing. Unless Li Jie and Tony wanted to subvert the government of the entire human society, which was naturally impossible.
So things about Thor were put on Li Jie's agenda in his mind. After solving the problem of Peter and his father-in-law, as well as the matter of the Spider-man and Sergeant George, Li Jie could finally find time to look for Thor.
Thor without divine power couldn't do it. Odin sealed Thor's divine power, and he was now a mortal. To unlock the seal, he had to break the seal set by Odin.
That was to learn humility and truly understand the meaning of life. So Li Jie took the time to look for Thor today. He was ready to have a good talk with Thor. So that he could quickly restore his divine power.
Because of the issue of respecting other people's privacy, although Thor's house was rented by Li Jie, he did not keep a spare key. So when he arrived at Thor's apartment, Li Jie could only ring the doorbell, hoping that Thor was at home now and not out.
Ding dong ~ Ding dong. The doorbell rang twice, but no one came to open the door. Li Jie listened carefully to the sound inside. It seemed to be playing a TV program.
"Looks like Thor is watching TV?" Li Jie was not very sure. Maybe the TV was too loud, so Thor did not hear the doorbell. Li Jie wanted to knock on the door, but he found that the door was not locked, but simply closed.
Li Jie directly opened the door and went in. He smelled the smell in the air. "Hmm, there is no smell of alcohol."
The last time Li Jie came to see Thor, this guy was still addicted to alcohol, a complete dead fish. The Valkyrie did not care about his drinking problem. Anyway, every day Thor woke up, he would drink hard liquor to numb himself until he was drunk.
Then he would wake up and continue drinking. It was a state of being a drunkard who kept repeating the cycle. Li Jie did not like that state very much. He felt that Thor was falling too fast. So he could not help but scold Thor.
It seemed that this scolding was useful. At least now Thor was not addicted to alcohol! Li Jie thought about it and felt a little happy. At least this proved that he scolded the right place. Thor should be now in high spirits, which was very beneficial for Li Jie's next plan.
Li Jie felt that his confidence had increased a little.
As he walked deeper into the room, Li Jie smelled the aroma of fried chicken. Oh, yes. The Valkyrie had now returned to the Asgard Palace, so there should be no problem with Thor's food.
And judging from Thor's appearance, he did not look like a person who could cook. So he must have bought food outside to eat. Li Jie remembered that there was a fried chicken burger shop around the corner of this apartment.
Moving closer to the living room, Li Jie could clearly hear the dialogue on the TV show. This surprised Li Jie. Was Thor watching Hell's Kitchen?
And there was laughter coming from the living room. Was this Thor laughing while watching the show? When did he understand the jokes and jokes of Earth?
Li Jie walked into the living room with some doubts. A fat man was nestled on the sofa, drinking Coke and eating potato wedges. There was a whole fried chicken on the coffee table. While watching TV, she ate and laughed from time to time.
Was this Thor's new friend? I didn't expect that after not seeing Thor for more than a month, he had already found an ordinary person on Earth as a friend. This is a good thing.
Li Jie thought happily, so he introduced himself politely. "Hi, hello, my name is Jason. I'm Thor's friend. Do you know where Thor is now? "
Li Jie looked around the house and did not seem to see Thor.
The man on the sofa looked at Li Jie as if he was looking at an idiot. "Jason, are you an idiot? I am Thor, or should you go see an ophthalmologist to treat your XXX eyes? "
What? Was I hallucinating just now? Li Jie thought carefully. He didn't drink yesterday, so he didn't have a hangover, and he never took drugs.
Could it be that someone had invaded his mind? No, I have the Millennium Building Block as a reward from the system. This thing is an artifact for mental protection, and it can build a maze outside my mind. An ordinary person can't invade my mind at all!
Li Jie's conjectures were rejected by himself one by one.
Then there is only one truth now. Li Jie looked at the man on the sofa in disbelief. Yes, he did have the long blond hair like Thor.
And the clothes on his body do seem to be Thor's. It's just that the sweatshirt that was originally very loose on Thor's body became abnormally tight on him.
And the stubble on his beard was indeed one of Thor's trademarks.
Li Jie asked with one in a million hope. "If you are Thor, then tell me, where are you from?"
"Idiot, I am from Asgard. Has your memory been XXX by Massa's male dog? "The fat Thor waved his hand impatiently at Li Jie.
Li Jie felt that there were countless sharp arrows piercing his chest at this moment. Piercing his heart. It wasn't easy for him to feel that he had grasped the veins of fate.
But at this moment, Li Jie felt that fate once again slipped away from his hands. And he grabbed his throat again.
His original plan, his original idea, everything seemed to be completely disrupted at this moment. At this moment, everything seemed to have been completely disrupted. It was as if he could hear the mockery of fate.
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