This book has a million words! First time writing a book, this is a milestone. Thank you all for your support so far. Today is the fourth chapter!
There used to be such a legend in the Nine Realms. A majestic god of war with long golden hair, wearing armor and wielding a giant axe. His previous self had piloted the Sun Ship across countless star regions just to save his believers.
He wielded a giant axe and cut off the head of the God of Drought just to give the world the rain that nourished life.
He used his strong arms to overturn the giants in the mountains just to give his believers a place to live.
He defeated the dragons and slaughtered the evil gods. Those gods who held the same priesthood as him but did evil had better not be discovered by him. Because he couldn't tolerate any sand in his eyes.
He could launch a war of gods for honor. He once led the most heroic warriors of Asgard to conquer the sea of stars.
He held the enemy's head high and sang a triumphant song. The blood of the enemy mixed with strong wine and went down his stomach.
He held his own celebration party in front of the corpse of the evil god he killed, so that all the gods in the sky could witness his extraordinariness.
He was invincible, and he was invincible. He was the embodiment of thunder and fury. He was the most heroic prince Asgard had ever had. He was Thor. He was Thor.
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He was deprived of his divine power by Odin, the father of the gods, and knocked Thor out of the atrium. He also gave a death order. Before Thor could learn true humility and the meaning of mortal life. Thor couldn't return to Asgard.
From then on, Thor's life became difficult. The first time he descended to the mortal world was with Loki. At that time, Loki was responsible for guarding him.
After finding traces of the giant snake on Earth, the two hurried back to Asgard. Of course, Thor wasn't allowed to return, so at that time, Thor was imprisoned by Odin in a cell.
During the days in the cell, it was Loki who secretly brought more food to Thor every day. This made Thor very touched. At the same time, Loki also told Thor some information he knew about the giant snake.
There was also the legend about how he was the only one who could kill the giant snake. If the serpent did not die, then one day he would definitely make a comeback and attack Asgard again.
For this reason, Thor asked Loki to help him escape. He also asked Heimdall to help him open the Bifröst. He wanted to return to Earth. He decided to sacrifice himself to save Asgard.
But since he ran away, he felt that his life had changed for the worse. The Valkyrie from Asgard told him all sorts of bad news.
Odin said that the incident with the serpent was a false alarm, which made Thor prepare to sacrifice himself. There was no need to do so. Moreover, the Dark Elves began to invade the Elven Kingdom, and Asgard began to help the Elven Kingdom resist the invasion.
As the commander of Asgard's army for so many years, Thor did not receive any news that he would be reinstated. Instead, Loki replaced him as the supreme commander of Asgard.
Even more despairing was the fact that Loki had done better than him. The war he fought was much more beautiful than him. Even in the wars he participated in before, if Loki was not responsible for finishing, I am afraid he would have suffered heavy losses. This made the pride that he had cultivated over the years instantly disappear.
Since then, he began to indulge in alcohol. It wasn't until Li Jie came to him and scolded him that he seemed to wake up a little. Because of Li Jie's plan, the Valkyrie now returned to Asgard and reported the situation on the Atrium to Odin.
And Li Jie also began to enter an unusually busy state. Whether it was the war in Eastern Europe, Hell, Hand and Society, Kim Pyong. One after another, he was so busy that his feet did not even touch the ground.
As a result, Thor entered a period of no one to govern him. Of course, Li Jie set up the bank to automatically allocate funds and give Thor five thousand dollars a month for living expenses. Anyway, the house Thor lived in was rented by Li Jie, and five thousand dollars was enough to ensure that Thor would not starve to death in New York.
In fact, since the last time he was scolded by Li Jie, Thor had been reflecting. Did he really do something wrong? And Odin's punishment was still on him. Before he learned the meaning of humility and life, he could not unlock the seal of divine power, and at the same time, he could not return to Asgard.
So on the day that the Valkyrie and Li Jie left, Thor decided to really try to learn human humility and the meaning of life.
"So, what should I do first?" Thor stood in the room at a loss. Because he had no idea what the life of a mortal was like. As Thor, his life was fighting, training, bleeding, and drinking. Of course, there were also women.
So Thor did not really understand how to live in the world of mortals. Although he had been on Earth for a while and had begun to familiarize himself with things on Earth.
"Maybe I should see how mortals live?" Thor thought this was a good idea. At least he had to understand the way of life of mortals first. Maybe only by integrating with mortals, he could understand the humility of mortals.
As for the way to understand the way of life of mortals, it was very simple, wasn't it? In this day and age, as long as you turned on the TV, you could get a lot of information.
Thor decided to learn more about the way of life of ordinary mortals from the TV. For example, what they drank and what they ate. What entertainment was there.
The TV was turned on, and an animation of Captain America appeared on the screen (Note: this timeline was before Captain America sued the government). He fired at the enemy with a machine gun, but soon the barrel overheated and could not be fired.
He urgently needed cooling water. His teammate tossed a bottle of black liquid at him. "What the hell is this?" Captain America on the TV complained, but he still poured the liquid on the barrel to cool it down.
But the moment he opened the lid, the whole ground began to frost. Even the guns and weapons began to freeze. The desert area, which was originally hot, instantly turned into white snow.
It turned out to be an advertisement about Coca-Cola. Thor rubbed his chin as he watched the advertisement. "Mortals seem to like drinking this. Is this a daily drink? "
Thor had seen people holding Coca-Cola on the street more than once. So he felt that it should be a common drink for mortals, just like Asgard's mead and ale. It was something they had to drink every day.
He decided to go to the convenience store around the corner to buy it and try it. Thor had seen them selling Coca-Cola at the convenience store.
"Pfft!" The Coca-Cola liquid splattered, and it was all spat out by Thor. He had just bought two boxes of Coca-Cola from the convenience store. But the taste at the beginning was hard for him to accept. The feeling was indescribable. It reminded him of the taste of some herbs he had eaten far away from Asgard after he was injured.
"Oh my god, do mortals drink such disgusting things every day? Is this a kind of cultivation for them? "Thor stuck out his tongue. He glanced at the Coca-Cola with some fear.
"Okay, I'm a mortal now. A mortal. A mortal. They can drink it. I can drink it too! "After hypnotizing himself, Thor closed his eyes and drank the whole bottle of Coca-Cola in one go.
"Phew!" After drinking the Coca-Cola, Thor actually felt good, if he didn't think about the taste of the herbs he had eaten before. In fact, Coca-Cola still had a sweet taste, which was barely acceptable.
"Well, this is my first step towards becoming a mortal. I want to learn humility. "Thor felt that his first step was good.
So now it was time for the second step. What did mortals usually eat? Yes, after solving the drinking problem, he had to start thinking about food.
In the beginning, when he descended to the mortal world with Loki, Loki solved all the food problems. Later, when the Valkyries descended to the mortal world, these things were solved by the Valkyries.
They usually cooked some Asgardian dishes that Thor was used to.
So until now, Thor was not very sure what mortals should eat. But he remembered that there was a restaurant around the corner that seemed to have a lot of mortals eating there.
Since Thor had decided to become a mortal, he decided to try what mortal food was like.
The restaurant around the corner was a fast food family restaurant, which sold fast food like fried chicken and hamburgers. Thor didn't know what to order. He found that many people ordered large portions of fried chicken and hamburgers.
So he bought some and prepared to try it. Maybe Thor didn't notice. The people who came to eat in this restaurant, well, they were all "big".
"This thing is not bad. It tastes delicious. "Thor had a good impression of fried chicken, which had a crispy skin and juicy inside. After all, few people would think that fried chicken was not delicious.
Thor sat in front of the TV, eating fried chicken while thinking about the Coca-Cola he just bought. He had an impulse. He subconsciously felt that. Coke and fried chicken should be good to eat together.
After a mouthful of fried chicken and a mouthful of Coca-Cola. Thor seemed to have opened the door to a new world. "So this is how I should eat?" Thor looked at the Coca-Cola and fried chicken. He seemed to have found the normal way of life of mortals.
It seemed that he was not far from understanding the normal way of life of mortals and understanding the goal of humility. Thor secretly cheered himself on.
It took Thor fifteen minutes to finish eating more than a catty of fried chicken and 700ml of Coca-Cola. After that, he ate a large portion of hamburger, which made his stomach feel unusually full.
"Well, this kind of food is not bad for mortals." Thor nodded.
Then there was the way of entertainment. Thor didn't know anyone else on Earth. Li Jie was so busy that he didn't have time to pay attention to him. He could only learn about the entertainment of mortals through TV.
Then he quickly understood that watching TV itself was the most important way of entertainment for mortals.
"I see!" Thor understood in an instant that the life of mortals was so simple.
They bought Coca-Cola from the convenience store around the corner as a drink and fried chicken from the restaurant around the corner as food. Then they sat on the sofa and watched TV for entertainment.
This way of life was completely different from the way he lived in Asgard. In Asgard, the way of entertainment for men was to fight. But this way of entertainment did not seem to be popular in the mortal world. They would watch other people fight on TV, but they would not fight themselves. It was said that it was illegal to fight with people on the street.
Thor felt that he had begun to gradually grasp the essence of mortal life. He began to go to the hot dog shop around the corner every morning to buy hot dogs for breakfast.
When he was thirsty, he went to the convenience store around the corner to buy Coca-Cola as a drink.
At noon and at night, he went to the restaurant around the corner to buy large portions of fried chicken and hamburgers as food.
At the same time, Thor slowly discovered some things that other mortals liked. For example, the ice cream and ice cream sold by the ice cream shop around the corner. And the chocolate doughnuts sold by the doughnut shop around the corner.
And the small street vendor selling freshly made potato chips around the corner. Thor was trying hard to integrate into the group of ordinary people. So he bought a lot of these foods that ordinary people liked to eat home to taste.
And while tasting them, he sat on the sofa and watched TV. He had now discovered the joy of watching TV. He used to not understand why mortals would be so interested in a box with pictures.
But now he understood, after trying to understand some mortal jokes. "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show", "The Daily Show", "The Detective Conan Show", and "The Button-Down Report" had become his favorites.
He now liked to lie on the sofa, drink Coca-Cola, eat fried chicken and potato chips, and then eat chocolate doughnuts for dessert while watching these shows.
And during this period of time when he integrated into the mortal world, Thor worked very hard. He worked hard to make himself like a mortal. He didn't think about the Immortal Palace, didn't think about the war. Every day, he was accompanied by Coca-Cola and fried chicken, and occasionally with hot dogs, doughnuts, and ice cream.
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