If he had really cut off the green onion shoot, why didn't he eat it after cutting it off? Instead, he wrapped it up and put it in his pocket?
Was it possible that he had accidentally cut off Lady Onion's head on the mysterious island? Was he thinking of a way to stick it back after leaving the island?
"Boss, my green onion shoot!" At this time, Lady Onion, who was sitting on the enlightenment stone in his pocket, shouted, "Damned Song Shuhang! As expected, you were the one who cut off my green onion shoot!"
"Stop shouting! Stop screaming, I don't even have any memories of the mysterious island. " Song Shuhang carefully looked at the green onion shoot and asked, "Lady Onion, can you return to your original state if I stick this green onion shoot back?"
"How can I stick it back? What should I use to stick it back? Glue?! I'll chop off your head and try sticking it back with glue! " Lady Onion was very angry. She had spent a lot of effort to grow this green onion shoot back, and now, her head was cut off. She was in so much pain that if Song Shuhang didn't apologize to her, she wouldn't forgive him!
"You're right." Song Shuhang wrapped the green onion shoot up again and put it in his rabbit-sized purse.
Since he couldn't stick it back, he might as well keep the green onion shoot for the time being.
Since he had already cut it off, it would be a pity to throw it away. Perhaps he could use it in the future. For example, if he wanted to quickly accumulate qi and blood energy while trying to jump through the dragon gate, he could treat this green onion shoot and eat it. The effect would be pretty good.
After putting away the green onion shoot, Song Shuhang said to Lady Onion, "If I really cut off your green onion shoot … I'll think of a way to make it up to you in the future!"
"How are you going to make it up to me?" The remaining half of Lady Onion's body slightly swelled up. She was puffing up her cheeks!
"I haven't thought of a way to make it up to you yet. Let's see if there's an opportunity in the future. With your current state, even if I want to make it up to you, I can't think of a way to make it up to you! How about I get another green onion shoot for you? "Song Shuhang said.
"No sincerity at all." Lady Onion said hatefully. However, the slightly bulging part of her green onion body had calmed down. This silly green onion was surprisingly easy to deal with.
"Don't worry, I, Song Shuhang, always keep my word. I said that I would definitely think of a way to make it up to you in the future, "Song Shuhang said seriously.
The cultivation technique that Lady Onion practiced seemed to be a buddhist cultivation technique … however, the compatibility between this buddhist cultivation technique and Lady Onion wasn't very high. Lady Onion had practiced it for more than 300 years. He hadn't even broken through to the first stage.
Should he try changing a cultivation technique for Lady Onion if he had the chance? If he couldn't find a Buddhist cultivation technique, he could try a Daoist or Confucian cultivation technique.
After thinking up to this point, Song Shuhang secretly noted down this option.
Afterward … He held the Dao Comprehension Stone and began to meditate to refine his mental energy.
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After an unknown amount of time, when Song Shuhang finished meditating, Senior Immortal Master Copper Trigram returned. He was carrying a few wild animals in his hands.
As for Venerable White, he was still guarding Wolf One and the others, and he had yet to return.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram skillfully lit a fire outside the tent and took out a barbecue rack from his handcart, peeling the skin of the wild animals.
After placing them on the rack, he sprinkled some seasonings and started to roast them. From the looks of it, Immortal Master Copper Trigram's' survival skills in the wild 'were maxed out. Back then, when he wasn't very strong, he would often get chased after after doing shady divinations. From time to time, he would have to hide in deep mountains, forests, or the vast ocean. At that time, he was still young and couldn't abstain from eating. In the end, he had to torture himself to learn how to survive.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram said cheerfully, "Come, have a taste of this Immortal Master's cooking. I haven't cooked for a few years, and I feel a lot rusty."
Doudou squatted on one side and drooled.
The small monk Guoguo hid inside the tent and didn't dare to come out, afraid of breaking his precepts.
"I'll go and call Senior White to come over and eat," Song Shuhang said.
Wolf One and the others still hadn't come over. There was no point for Venerable White to keep waiting at the seaside. It was better to let Senior White eat something first.
"Go." Immortal Master Copper Trigram faintly smiled and meaningfully looked at Song Shuhang … Hmm. Earlier, when he was hunting wild animals, he casually took a few selfies after returning from a rewarding journey. Afterward, he logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group. He was planning to show off by taking a few selfies in the group.
Then, as soon as he logged into the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', the screen of his phone was filled with chat records. He felt as though his phone was going to crash.
After he calmed down with great difficulty, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was preparing to upload these 'selfies'. But just as he was about to select the picture … The chat records of the Nine Provinces Number One Group kept popping up at lightning speed. In just a short while, 99 messages had popped up.
Moreover, they were all in the form of pictures … Since the signal on the island wasn't too good, the pictures Immortal Master Copper Trigram received were still in a buffering state. He hadn't seen the content of the pictures even after a long time.
What's going on with the fellow daoists in the group today? Such a crazy group of spammers?
Could it be that he had found an interesting topic to chat about?
Immortal Master Copper Trigram's entire body was like a Spartan when the pictures were finally buffered out!
What did I see?
The cute and playful version of … Senior White?
Senior White with a single ponytail?
And Senior White with her hair braided on top of her head?
There were all kinds of pictures of Senior White.
Dominating the screen.
Also, the avatars of the fellow Daoists who were chatting in the group had all been replaced with different versions of Senior White … It felt as if the entire group was filled with demons.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram was dumbfounded for a long time … what was going on today?
Was there something wrong with the way he opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group? I've only been offline for a while, but why do I feel like I'm behind the times?
Let me see the source of this Senior White spamming.
Thereupon, Immortal Master Copper Trigram switched to the mode of his phone, opened the chat history of Soft Sky, and kept scrolling up.
The fellow Daoists in the group had crazily spammed close to 60,000 messages. The speed of a cultivator's hand exploding was simply beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
After much difficulty, he found the source of the matter … not long after Song Shuhang's Little Friend borrowed his phone, Spirit Butterfly Island's Jouko Hagi uploaded a shared file called 'Senior White's expression package' in the group space.
This shared file was the main topic of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, as well as the source of the crazy spamming.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram froze for a second … and decisively chose to download the file. Although the network speed was a bit crappy, he still managed to download the file after a while.
In order to make himself look more fashionable, Immortal Master Copper Trigram didn't hesitate to change to the 'Senior White's expression of disdain'. This expression was the best!
He felt that after changing to this profile picture, he would look for an opportunity to chat with Beihe Sanren and continuously look down on that Northern River guy. He felt extremely satisfied!
Next … He kept scrolling down the chat … and very soon, he saw a sentence that made his eyes light up.
It was a conversation between Yellow Mountain Zhenjun and Jouko Hagi.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "Whose hands are these? Is it someone who dressed up Senior White? "
"Those are Song Qianbei's hands." — Spirit Butterfly Island's Jouko Hagi's reply.
If I remember correctly … Venerable White also joined the Nine Provinces Number One Group, right? Moreover, it was Song Shuhang's Little Friend who taught Venerable White how to join the group.
Venerable White should have seen this chat, right?
That's for sure … given how crazy the fellow daoists in the group were spamming, as long as Venerable White went online and took a look, he would definitely notice this chat! Immortal Master Copper Trigram thought to himself.
'It's good to be young,' Immortal Master Copper Trigram thought to himself.
I'll give a like to Miss Jouko Hagi at the same time … and give a toast to Song Shuhang's Little Friend!
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Song Shuhang didn't know that Jouko Hagi had uploaded the 'Senior White's expression package' to the group space — he simply didn't expect that the file Jouko Hagi wanted to send him would be this terrifying 'Senior White's expression package'.
If he knew about this matter now, he would have silently dug a hole for himself on the isolated island and buried himself in it.
Therefore, sometimes, ignorance was a very happy thing.
Song Shuhang happily walked toward Senior White.
At this time, Senior White was sitting cross-legged on a big rock. He rested his chin on one hand and used the other to silently play with his phone. Senior White had a calm expression on his face, and his jet-black hair was draped over his back, fluttering along with the sea breeze. This scene was as beautiful as a painting.
"Senior White, it's getting late, and Wolf One and the others aren't back yet. How about we go back and eat something first?" Song Shuhang called out to Venerable White from afar.
Given Venerable White's strength, he had already reached the realm of not needing to eat. He didn't need to eat food after food. However, ever since he came out of secluded meditation, he had been resting at the same time as an ordinary person, and he was enjoying the modern lifestyle by having three meals a day.
"Eh?" After hearing Song Shuhang's voice, Venerable White turned his head around and faintly smiled at Song Shuhang. "It's already time to eat?"
"Yes, Senior Copper Trigram caught some wild animals just now. They looked delicious, and they smelled very fragrant," Song Shuhang replied with a smile.
Venerable White silently nodded. "I've heard about Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram's cooking in the group before. If we're talking about the taste alone, it's almost comparable to that of an immortal chef. Let's go and have a taste. "
After saying this much, Venerable White put away his phone. Then, he lightly jumped down from the big rock and landed next to Song Shuhang.
The two of them walked side by side toward the tent.
While walking, Venerable White casually asked, "Right, Shuhang, do you think it would be interesting if I changed my appearance?"
"Eh?" Song Shuhang turned his head around with a confused expression on his face. Then, he looked at Senior White in puzzlement.
At this time, one had to admit that the ability to lose one's memories on the mysterious island was really terrifying. Due to the effects of the memory sealing technique, Song Shuhang's brain was currently in a mess, and his reaction time was a bit slow.
Under normal circumstances, after hearing the words' Venerable White ',' change my appearance ', and' interesting ', Song Shuhang's brain's' keyword search function 'would immediately remind him of the time when he and Jouko Hagi took pictures of Venerable White crazily.
But now, Song Shuhang's brain's' keyword search function 'had a problem, so he had a confused expression on his face.
After seeing the confused expression on Song Shuhang's face, the corner of Venerable White's mouth rose. He faintly smiled and didn't say anything.
"Change my appearance?" Song Shuhang asked in a daze.
The two of them continued walking side by side.
After walking for a few more steps, Venerable White reached out his hand and grabbed his long hair. He grabbed a handful on each side and lifted the long hair up. "For example, this appearance?"
Song Shuhang turned his head around and looked at Senior White. Ah? This appearance was the double ponytail version of Venerable White.
Song Shuhang froze!
Song Shuhang was in a daze!
Song Shuhang's mouth was wide open!
No matter how muddled his brain was, when he saw Senior White's appearance, he immediately remembered the time when he cooperated with Jouko Hagi to court death.
Why did Senior Venerable White suddenly make such an appearance?
Was it because Senior White was suddenly in a good mood and wanted to change his appearance? Or did he discover the time when he and Jouko Hagi sought death together?
Impossible! That matter was done very discreetly, and only I and Jouko Hagi knew about it … unless Jouko Hagi leaked it out?
Wait a moment … did Jouko Hagi leak it out?
Song Shuhang immediately recalled the time when he borrowed Senior Copper Trigram's phone to chat with Jouko Hagi … Song Shuhang's heart immediately turned cold as he thought of a terrifying possibility!
He forcefully swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but his mouth was still dry, and he couldn't make any sound.
"Hehe." Venerable White put down his long hair and laughed.
Venerable White's expression was still as calm as water, and his steps were steady as he lightly walked forward.
Song Shuhang's face was stiff, and his footsteps were heavy as he took a few steps forward.
Then, he accidentally tripped on a small stone and fell to the ground. He wasn't prepared for this fall, and it hurt a little.
Miss Jouko Hagi … please don't screw over this Song Shuhang!
He had to find Immortal Master Copper Trigram's phone and see what kind of file Jouko Hagi had sent to the group space.
In addition, he had to contact Senior Seven. The skeletal dragon's withered vine that Su Clan's Shiliu needed had arrived.
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Immortal Master Copper Trigram's cooking skills were excellent, and the game he cooked was very delicious. However, Song Shuhang's mouth was unable to taste anything.
He stiffly filled his stomach and prepared to borrow Immortal Master Copper Trigram's phone to see what kind of file Jouko Hagi had sent to the group space.
But just as he was about to borrow Senior Copper Trigram's phone … Immortal Master Copper Trigram wiped his mouth and said with a bright smile, "In that case, Little Friend Song Shuhang, Senior White, Little Guoguo, and Doudou, you guys should take a good rest after eating. This immortal master still has some matters to take care of, see you in a while."
After saying this much, Immortal Master Copper Trigram gently stepped on the ground, and a flying sword floated beneath his feet, carrying him up into the sky.
Now, the right time, the right place, and the right people were all here, and he was going to start the ceremony.
Song Shuhang opened his mouth … and his body stiffened.
"It's getting late, everyone should take a good rest. Shuhang, move Miss Chu Chu to a tent. Doudou and Little Guoguo will share a tent. "Venerable White elegantly put down the tableware and faintly smiled.
It's getting late … it's getting late.
You should rest in peace, rest in peace.
Wrong, it's time to rest. Let's all rest early … (To be continued.)
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