Venerable White asked, "Is Medicine Master not going to come himself?"
He had contacted Medicine Master earlier, and he said that he would rush over as soon as possible … why did he suddenly ask someone to deliver the medicine?
Immortal Master Copper Trigram stopped his handcart and shrugged his shoulders, saying, "I'm not too sure about that. I just received a request from Medicine Master to bring some medicine for his injuries while I'm on the way. Then, when I get back, I'll bring some 'test subjects' for him. Perhaps Medicine Master suddenly had an important experiment or had some inspiration that he wanted to carry out? "
"Oh." Venerable White nodded. Given Medicine Master's crazy personality, something like that was really possible.
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and took the ointment. "Senior Copper Trigram, how do I use this ointment?"
"Medicine Master said that Senior White already told him about the injuries of that girl from the Chu Family. The application of this ointment is very simple. You just have to apply it to her chest and apply it. This ointment was specially made by Medicine Master. After applying it, her injuries will gradually recover in about a month. After two months, she will be as lively as ever, and there won't be any side effects, "Immortal Master Copper Trigram replied.
Apply the ointment to her chest?
Although Chu Chu's chest had been squeezed from an S shape to a tablet...
Song Shuhang held the ointment in his hand and looked to the side.
Senior White, the small monk, and Doudou … the powerful senior, the child, and the animal. In comparison, they were all more suitable to apply the ointment on Chu Chu — in that case, he would first ask them if they were willing to apply the ointment on Chu Chu. If they weren't willing, he would do it.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang asked, "Senior, Guoguo, Doudou. Why don't you apply the ointment on Miss Chu Chu? "
"The small monk can't touch the naked body of a female benefactor." Guoguo joined his palms together. He had a serious expression on his face. He even chanted the name of Buddha.
"This Doudou already has a wife, I can't do such a thing." Doudou said very seriously. Speaking of which, he hadn't gone online to accompany his wife for several days. Had she been bullied in the game?
"Let me do it." At this time, Venerable White smiled and took the ointment from Song Shuhang's hand. He then walked towards Miss Chu Chu.
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"Shuhang Little Friend, you missed a good opportunity to be a hero and save the beauty." Immortal Master Copper Trigram said with a simple and honest smile, "If you were to take that ointment and apply it on the chest of that girl from the Chu Family … and she happened to open her eyes and see this embarrassing scene, it would be impossible for her to escape. Who knows, a dual cultivation Dao companion might be born just like that. "
Song Shuhang was speechless.
"Your expression, do you not believe this Immortal Master's words?" Immortal Master Copper Trigram furrowed his brows, and said, "Let me tell you something … there is a pink aura between your eyebrows. Looking at your physiognomy, you're going to be lucky with the ladies! "
Am I going to be lucky in love?
Wait, Senior Copper Trigram's divination should be viewed in reverse. In that case, here's the problem … what's the opposite of 'luck in love'?
Love disaster? Femme fatale?
At this time, Doudou raised her head and looked at Song Shuhang. Then, her eyes, which were made of titanium alloy, suddenly lit up.
"Woof, woof … there is indeed a color between your eyebrows. However, it's pitch-black like ink. Speaking of Copper Trigram. How colorblind are you to think that such a pitch-black color is pink? Woof? "Doudou paused for a moment. Then, she said, "Shuhang, be careful when you go out these days. Be careful when you speak or do things. For all you know, you might get hacked to death! "
Song Shuhang was speechless.
The opposite of luck in love was unexpectedly having a black spot between the eyebrows and having bad luck?
"How is this possible? This Heavenly Master clearly saw a strand of pink, and it was very obvious! Shuhang Little Friend, stand properly. Wait for me to use a technique to make the peach blossom between your eyebrows appear! "After saying this much, Immortal Master Copper Trigram stretched out his hand and formed a seal, pointing at Song Shuhang's forehead from afar.
In the next moment, Song Shuhang's forehead faintly lit up.
Soon after, a pitch-black mist rolled over and over on Song Shuhang's forehead.
Doudou rolled her eyes. "It's pitch-black, and I didn't see any pink … don't say that I'm colorblind. Ever since I opened my Eye Aperture, I'm no longer a colorblind dog."
Immortal Master Copper Trigram said in puzzlement, "Strange … it's really pitch-black, but I clearly saw pink earlier."
"Senior Doudou, Senior Copper Trigram, there really is a bit of pink in the pitch-black. It's in that position! " At this time, the nearby small monk said. He pointed at the edge of the light on Song Shuhang's forehead. There was a trace of pink that was very easy to overlook.
Doudou opened her eyes wide and looked at Song Shuhang's forehead. "There really is!"
"What does that mean? Is it a peach blossom calamity? " Song Shuhang said somewhat worriedly. He was wondering if he should follow Senior White closely for the next period of time and let Bai Qianzui's luck cover him.
"Peach blossom calamity? Don't dream too much," Immortal Master Copper Trigram replied. "This pitch-black luck with a trace of pink in it should mean that you're going to run out of luck, extremely, extremely bad luck! Moreover, this bad luck is probably related to women, right? In short, you really need to keep a certain distance from women for now. "
"Senior, are you doing a divination?" Song Shuhang asked cautiously.
If this was Immortal Master Copper Trigram's divination, shouldn't he look at it the other way around? If he looked at it the other way around, wouldn't that be good luck?
"No, I'm just giving an explanation based on the color of your forehead. Fine, since I'm in a good mood today, I'll do a divination for you for free! "After saying this much, Immortal Master Copper Trigram turned around and fished around the handcart behind him.
"Thank you, Senior!" Song Shuhang said gratefully. From a certain point of view, Immortal Master Copper Trigram's divination was very accurate … for example, if you looked at it the other way around.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram smiled complacently and took out a turtle shell and three copper coins, stuffing them into the turtle shell.
The turtle shell shook, and the three copper coins were thrown out, falling to the ground.
Song Shuhang didn't know anything about divination. He only looked at Immortal Master Copper Trigram staring at the three copper coins with a mysterious expression.
"Senior, is it bad luck or good luck?" he asked cautiously. In his heart, he was looking forward to … bad luck! Bad luck! It would be best if it was a g cup of bad luck!
The corner of Immortal Master Copper Trigram's mouth twitched. Finally, he raised his head and clenched his teeth, forcing a smile. "Good luck!"
Song Shuhang's face stiffened … I'm done for, it's bad luck!
Immortal Master Copper Trigram coughed twice and gave a thumbs up. With a deadpan expression, he said, "This is a good luck divination, a fortune in love! Shuhang Little Friend, pay more attention to the women around you. For example, that girl from the Chu Family just now. If you were to apply the ointment on her chest, you might have already gotten yourself a husband! "
"Pfff ~" Doudou burst into laughter.
"I understand, Senior!" Song Shuhang clenched his teeth. "In this period of time, I definitely won't casually come into contact with girls."
"Don't be like this, Shuhang Little Friend. You've definitely been brainwashed by those guys in the group. Especially the words of that guy Beihe Sanren. You really can't believe a single word. Actually, my divination is quite well-prepared! "Immortal Master Copper Trigram was completely stubborn.
"Yes, I believe you, Senior." Song Shuhang revealed a bitter smile. He decided that in the following period of time, he would closely follow Senior White, and definitely wouldn't casually come into contact with girls. At the very least, he would wait until his blackened glabella recovered!
"Eh? Senior Brother Shuhang's glabella is so black, but it's actually an auspicious fortune in love? " The small monk didn't know Immortal Master Copper Trigram's character. With a serious expression, he pondered for a while and said, "Shady divination?"
Doudou hurriedly covered the small monk's mouth with her foot. "Little guy, don't blindly speak the truth! Copper Trigram, this is just a child's babble, don't take it to heart! "
"…" Immortal Master Copper Trigram.
All of a sudden, he felt that living was very tiring! He was clearly just telling the truth about the divination he had calculated … Honestly interpreting the divination, was that also a mistake? Could it be that there was really no room for an honest and upright person in this world?
Song Shuhang made a hollow laugh and tried to change the topic. "Cough, speaking of which, Senior Copper Trigram, since you came here on the way, did you have something to do?"
"Ah, I did have something that made me very depressed." Immortal Master Copper Trigram heaved a long sigh and said, "Although I said I came here on the way, I came here specifically to look for you guys!"
"?" Song Shuhang, Doudou, and the small monk had a puzzled expression on their faces.
"I have a disciple …" Immortal Master Copper Trigram started to tell a story with a depressed expression on his face.
Doudou raised her paw and interrupted Immortal Master Copper Trigram. "I know, that Immortal Fortune Teller Iron Trigram in your group is your disciple's account. I heard about it from stupid Huangshan. "
"Don't interrupt!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram said in a serious tone. "Be careful, or I'll calculate an auspicious divination for you every day!"
Doudou shrunk her head and stuck out her tongue, acting cute.
Song Shuhang didn't know whether to laugh or cry … Senior Copper Trigram, you're threatening Doudou like this, are you actually aware that your divination is shady?!
After threatening Doudou, Immortal Master Copper Trigram sighed and continued, "It's like this … a few days ago, I suddenly got excited and decided to calculate Iron Trigram's divination!"
"And then?" The small monk Guoguo cooperated with him.
"Ah … it was a very good divination, extremely auspicious. That divination was the best one I've ever gotten in my entire life." Immortal Master Copper Trigram sighed with emotion.
The best divination he's ever gotten in his entire life? F * ck, something big is going to happen! Song Shuhang and Doudou thought at the same time.
"However … my beloved disciple, Iron Trigram, panicked and immediately went into secluded meditation. He didn't even dare to take a step out of the door, and locked himself in the meditation room." Immortal Master Copper Trigram sighed deeply.
"Eh? Since it was the best divination, why was he panicking? "The small monk, who didn't know about Immortal Master Copper Trigram's shady divinations, asked naively.
The corner of Immortal Master Copper Trigram's mouth twitched, and he said bitterly, "That's because, ever since I started learning divination, I've never gotten a single one right."
The small monk stiffened, then joined his palms together and said solemnly, "Benefactor, my condolences."
Doudou asked in puzzlement, "Copper Trigram, could it be that you're looking for us because there's something we can help you with?"
Song Shuhang suddenly thought of a possibility and asked, "Venerable White?"
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