Song Shuhang was prepared to probe Venerable White's intentions. He felt that with his small body, he really didn't have the fortune to enjoy the wild 'disposable flying sword OO5' version — he had seen Senior Copper Trigram's flying curve in the air just now. In his mind, he imagined the 'parachute-style landing method' of the disposable flying sword OO5 version, as well as the thrill of bungee jumping … No, he would die.
However, Song Shuhang wouldn't be stupid enough to directly ask Venerable White: 'Senior, are you going to send me to the sky with this disposable flying sword OO5 version?'
Therefore, he had to beat around the bush. He had to carefully probe, and he had to make a bold assumption!
First … assuming that Senior White really wanted to use the disposable flying sword OO5 version to send him to the sky, there had to be a reason. He must have courted death at some point, and was discovered by Senior White.
Thinking about how Senior White suddenly pulled her hair into two ponytails yesterday, it was very likely that he and Jouko Hagi helped Senior White dress up in different ponytails, different shapes, and different expressions.
The method of exposure … was very likely the file that Jouko Hagi sent to the group space. Therefore, he had to first think of a way to log into the Nine Provinces Number One Group to confirm the situation.
Song Shuhang's phone was an ordinary domestic large-screen phone, and there was no way to go online in the East China Sea. And Immortal Master Copper Trigram had already been sent a thousand miles away by Senior White. Therefore, if he wanted to log into the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', he could only borrow Venerable White's phone.
"Senior White, can you lend me your phone?" Song Shuhang revealed a smile that he thought was the most natural, gentle, and harmless.
Venerable White was currently taking over Immortal Master Copper Trigram's barbecue rack. Immortal Master Copper Trigram had already placed the seasonings and oil on it. Senior White only needed to control the heat and cook the food on the barbecue rack.
"Lend me your phone?" Venerable White turned his head and asked with a smile, "What for?"
"It's like this. When I was on the mysterious island, I seemed to have had a fortuitous encounter." As he said this, Song Shuhang took out the bag of skeletal dragon's withered vines from his rabbit pocket and said, "There are a total of 16 withered vines, so I want to contact senior Su Clan's Ah Qi. Let him come and get the Skeletal Dragon's Withered Vines. Shiliu needs them to heal his injuries! "
This reason was too good, it was flawless!
"Yes, I know … But. Let me help you contact Fellow Daoist Seven. " Venerable White nodded. Then, he took a step back and pointed at the barbeque rack, saying, "Shuhang, use the 'fire controlling art' to control the heat. Let me see the level of your 'fire controlling art'. If it reaches the standard. When we get back, we can learn how to refine the Vitality Pill. Read a book! "
After saying that, Venerable White quietly took out his phone. He even turned around and swiped on his phone at an angle that Song Shuhang couldn't see.
"…" Song Shuhang.
He took over the grill and used the Fire Manipulation Art to control the fire. However, his heart was pounding like waves.
It's over! It's over! It's over!
From Senior White's actions, it was obvious that he didn't want him to touch the problem. No … there was definitely a big problem in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
In other words, Venerable White's disposable flying sword OO5 edition was prepared for me! But it just so happened that Senior Immortal Master Copper Trigram sought death every day and helped me take a calamity.
But there is only one Senior Copper Trigram. If I took a calamity, I can't help Song Shuhang take a calamity again!
What should I do? What should I do?
I have to think of a way to make Senior White happy … maybe if he's in a good mood, he'll let me go?
No matter how bad it is, I have to think of a way to change the disposable flying sword OO5 edition to an ordinary OO4 edition. The functions of the OO5 edition were too scary.
Song Shuhang's brain worked like crazy.
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On the side, Venerable White opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
The Nine Provinces Number One Group was still full of comments. The fellow daoists in the group saw that Venerable White wasn't online and didn't seem to be angry. The comments in the group became even crazier.
The number of fellow daoists in the group changed to Venerable White's profile picture was also increasing.
The corner of Venerable White's mouth rose, forming an unfathomable smile. Then, he clicked on Su Clan's Seven's profile picture.
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Su Clan's Seven's profile picture … also changed very fashionably. It was changed to the 'Senior White's sigh' emoji.
Seven was also in the group now. However, he wasn't just spouting nonsense. He was asking the fellow daoists in the group who still had skeletal dragon's withered vines.
He urgently needed a large amount of them.
At this time. Ah Qi suddenly received a private message.
As soon as he saw who it was, he subconsciously shivered — it was Venerable White who sent the message!
I'm done for! No, I'm done for. Venerable White actually sent me a private message?
Su Clan's Seven carefully opened the chat window.
Venerable White: "Fellow daoist Seven … do you want the skeletal dragon's withered vines? If you do, I can give them all to you. Come and find me, I have 16 of them with me! "
Clean, efficient, and direct! The 16 withered vines hit Seven's weak spot. He really needed the withered vines now.
Thus, he replied without hesitation: "Senior White, where are you now?"
"I'm on a small island in the East China Sea. The coordinates are yours." Venerable White replied.
Then, he gave Su Clan's Seven the coordinates.
Su Clan's Seven: "Got it, Senior White. I'll immediately rush to your place! "
"Alright, I'll wait for you." Venerable White: "By the way, your new profile picture isn't bad. [Smiling emoji]. See you on the island. Bye bye. "
Ah Qi's cold sweat immediately flowed down, and he couldn't stop it.
Why did I have to change my profile picture … Although Senior White had a smiling emoji, he felt that a terrifying future was looming over him.
Then, should he go to that island?
The answer was yes — he had to go. Even if it was a mountain of daggers or a sea of flames, he had to go.
Su Clan's Seven clenched his teeth and put away his phone. The Sky Saber behind him automatically flew out and landed under his feet.
"Let's go. Our target is Senior White!" Seven headed towards the island …
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"Alright, I've notified fellow daoist Seven for you. He'll be here soon. "Venerable White said to Song Shuhang with a smile.
Song Shuhang revealed a clean smile. "Thank you, senior."
"You're welcome." Senior White seemed to be in a good mood. He stretched out his hand and took two skewers of meat and vegetables from the barbecue rack. "I'll go prepare some gifts to welcome Seven. You continue barbecuing. You're using the 'Fire Controlling Art' pretty well. It's starting to look good. Come on, we can refine qi and blood pills later. "
After saying this, Senior White took a small bite of the skewer and leisurely walked towards the nearby forest. From his appearance, it seemed he wanted to choose a good looking branch?
If Senior White wanted to choose a branch … he could only use it to make a disposable flying sword!
Song Shuhang's eyes became slightly moist. "After Senior Immortal Master Copper Trigram, it's really my turn?"
... No, this isn't a tear. It's just the smoke from the barbecue.
No, I have to pull myself together!
I have to think of a way to make Senior White happy before he decides to 'leave' me … I have to find a way to make him happy.
Song Shuhang's brain worked frantically.
Just think about it, is there anything that Senior White likes and can make him happy?
Like dismantling electrical appliances? Eating bayberries? Racing cars? Flying swords? Secluded cultivation? All mysterious and strange things? Making disposable flying swords whiz into space? Sinking to the bottom of the sea? Volcano hot spring sauna?
Wait a minute, what am I thinking about? Song Shuhang shook his head with all his might, trying to get rid of the scary options at the back of his mind.
These are all unrealistic!
How about telling a few jokes to Senior White? Laughing a bit?
Song Shuhang had read a lot of books, but even if he wanted to think of a joke, he couldn't think of one!
In the forest … Senior White hummed a song and cut off a good looking branch. Then, he started to cut it. Very quickly, a 'disposable flying sword OO5 edition' prototype was formed.
The OO5 edition and OO4 edition were slightly different. The OO5 edition's blade was slightly arched …
It's over, it's over! How can I break it? His phone didn't have internet, and he couldn't even say 'wait online, it's urgent'!
Very quickly, Senior White carved a formation on the body of the disposable flying sword.
Two minutes later, a brand new disposable flying sword OO5 edition appeared in Venerable White's hand.
"Done, done. It increased the arc of the curved flight, and at the same time, it has a 'meteor' effect. When flying, it looks like a meteor streaking across the sky. This improved edition is different from the disposable flying sword series. Let's call it the 'Disposable Meteor Sword OO1'! "Venerable White raised the wooden sword in his hand and muttered to himself.
On the body of the sword, one could faintly see a meteor-like radiance flickering.
This flying sword would definitely look good when it flew …
Since Song Shuhang had already opened his Ear Aperture, he was able to hear every single word Senior White muttered to himself.
Song Shuhang felt that his legs had become somewhat soft.
It had unexpectedly leveled up again, and it had become even scarier … it wasn't even as good as Senior Copper Trigram's OO5 edition.
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In the meantime, on a certain island in the Pacific Ocean.
The old professor, Tubo, Gao Mou, the Zhuge siblings, Lu Fei, and the others finally got up with great difficulty. Yesterday, the passengers on the plane held the book of the Analects of Confucius and formulated an efficient teaching method with the old professor as the center.
"Let's go. Today's goal is to understand the students' understanding of 'Chinese characters'. Only after knowing the students' level can we teach them in accordance with their aptitude, "the old professor said.
They were planning to randomly select a portion of the primitive people and conduct a small test to understand their understanding of 'Chinese characters'.
According to Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, these primitive people had learned the 'Three-Character Classic', and almost all of them could recite it. Moreover, most of them could write it down from memory.
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An hour later.
The old professor, Tubo, Gao Mou, and the others were dumbfounded as they looked at the test papers in their hands.
Who could tell them which country's' Chinese characters' these primitive people were writing down? All of them were scribbled, even crazier than cursive. They simply couldn't recognize them …
This wasn't the 'Three-Character Classic', it was more like drawing talismans. They were definitely drawing talismans! (To be continued.)
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