The electric scooter with Venerable White and Song Shuhang on it swayed back and forth as they headed home...
On the way home, Venerable White still didn't use the acceleration formation. · · ·
First of all, Venerable White was just riding the scooter on a whim. He just wanted to experience it.
Second of all, the journey was short. It was only six stops away. There was no need to race.
When he got home, Mama Song seemed to be out.
Venerable White and Song Shuhang went back to their room.
"I'll go look for Doudou and the small monk. I'll try to find them before tomorrow." Venerable White packed his phone and took out Meteor Sword.
Then, he said to Song Shuhang, "Shuhang, stretch out your hand."
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, puzzled.
Venerable White stretched out his finger and used spiritual energy to draw on Song Shuhang's wrist. Not long after, a beautiful 3D Calabash Brother pattern appeared on Song Shuhang's wrist.
This pattern looked familiar.
"Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"No, this is a GPS coordinate. With this coordinate, no matter where you are in the world, as long as no one uses a special method to block your location, I'll be able to locate you. After I find Doudou and the small monk, Doudou, I'll give you a call. Then, I'll use a disposable flying sword to send them back. "Venerable White explained.
Disposable flying sword, send them back? Good idea!
"Great!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up and said, "Also, Senior White, I strongly suggest that you set the speed of the flying sword used to send the small monk to four times the normal speed, and set the speed of the flying sword used to send Doudou to fifty times the normal speed! Let them experience the thrill for themselves! "
"No problem." Venerable White nodded.
"Oh right, Senior, there's something else I need your help with." Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something.
Then, he retrieved the treasured saber Broken Tyrant. He handed it to Venerable White. Can you carve a formation on this Broken Tyrant blade? Making Broken Tyrant invisible so that ordinary people can't see it? "
If he wanted to go to the Eastern Sea Resort Island to play, he would have to make Broken Tyrant invisible so that he could bring it out.
"That's easy," said Venerable White.
Then, he extended his finger and engraved Broken Tyrant's blade. He engraved an array formation, a spirit gathering array formation, and an anti-detection array formation.
In this way, other than Venerable White and Song Shuhang, there was no one else. Ordinary people wouldn't even be able to see the treasured saber Broken Tyrant. Of course, this array formation was only drawn by Venerable White casually. As long as one was a cultivator, they would still be able to see Broken Tyrant.
"Then, I'll go find Doudou first. Wait for my call, "said Venerable White.
It would be best if he could find Doudou before tomorrow … but it didn't matter if it was already late by the time he found Doudou. After all, Senior White had already set the coordinates on Song Shuhang's body.
At that time, once Song Shuhang arrived at his destination, he would be able to rush to Song Shuhang's side with his flying sword.
… …
… …
Venerable White stepped on Meteor Sword and soared into the sky.
With Senior White going to find Doudou and the others, Song Shuhang felt a lot more at ease.
* * * * *
During dinner.
Mama Song asked Song Shuhang in puzzlement, "Eh? Shuhang, did that sweet talker of yours leave as well? "
"Yes. He went to pick up a brat from his friend's house. He might be back in a few days, "replied Song Shuhang.
"Oh, it was quite lively before. There were so many guests, but they all left one by one," Mama Song said regretfully. She was a person who liked lively places.
Speaking of which, if the two-child policy hadn't been implemented too late, she and Papa Song would have wanted to have another child.
Therefore, in the past few years, Mama Song had been complaining about the two-child policy the most. She wished that this policy had been implemented ten years earlier. Perhaps she could have given Song Shuhang a cute little sister.
"Hehe, in a few days, when Song Bai brings his friend's kid over, things will get lively." Song Shuhang drank the soup in his bowl and said with a smile, "By the way, Mama, a friend of my roommate Gao Mou wants to invite us to a vacation island in the East China Sea. I'll set off in two days. It'll take about ten days to go back and forth. "
Mama Song's eyes lit up, "With that girl named Jouko Hagi?"
"Hahaha, Jouko Hagi has other things to do. But she said that if there's enough time, she'll come with us. "
Papa Song slowly swallowed the rice and asked, "Do you have enough money?"
"Yes, I helped a senior at school and got paid," Song Shuhang said with a smile, although the way he got paid was a bit violent.
Papa Song silently nodded.
* * * * * *
China, in the sky. A huge pekingese … was lying on a commercial plane heading to Beijing.
Wrapped in the fur of the huge pekingese was a small monk who had curled up into a ball.
It was Doudou and the small monk Guoguo. The two of them were hitching a ride on the plane — why? Because they didn't have any money. The last bit of money that the small monk earned by selling his body was used to buy a domestic large-screen phone …
"Senior Doudou, is it really okay for us to escape to Beijing?" the small monk Guoguo asked worriedly.
As long as he recalled the two emojis that Abbot Profound Principle had sent in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, he would start to panic.
The abbot was so angry that he sent a knife! Does this mean that Abbot Profound Principle wants to chop me with a knife? Even if I don't chop him, I'm afraid I won't be able to escape a beating.
Doudou proudly said, "Don't worry, don't panic. Based on my many years of experience, when you run away from home, your family will be very angry. Just like how Song Shuhang is shouting that he's going to beat the shit out of you! However, there's a saying that goes: human nature is cheap! "
It started to teach the small monk Guoguo the 'Heart Sutra of Running Away from Home', "When you run away from home for a long time and they can't find you, they will start to panic! At that time, the anger in their hearts will be replaced by 'worry'. After finding you with great difficulty, they will treat you like a treasure and pamper you. "
"Is that really the case?" the small monk Guoguo asked with a serious and expectant expression on his face.
"Don't worry, I can guarantee you that. Stupid Huangshan is like this. Every time I run away from home, he will look extremely angry. But in the end, if he can't find me after ten days or half a month, he won't be angry anymore and will only worry about why I haven't returned home. When he finds me with great difficulty, I will be the master of the house, and all the good food and drinks will be provided to me! "Doudou proudly said.
… The only downside of this move was that it couldn't be used too often. After using it too many times, Stupid Huangshan became indifferent towards it running away from home and didn't worry about it at all. Damn it, I really want to bite him!
After being brainwashed by Doudou, the small monk Guoguo's heart calmed down a lot.
"Will Senior Brother Shuhang come to find us?" the small monk asked.
"He definitely will. With his kind personality, he must be looking for us all over the world," Doudou said with certainty.
The small monk secretly nodded his head — his heart felt warm. He seemed to understand why Senior Doudou liked to 'run away from home'.
"Achoo, achoo! Eh? Strange, why do I suddenly have a bad premonition? " Doudou sneezed a few times while lying on the roof of the plane. It used its paw to rub its nose — just now, when it said 'Song Shuhang is probably looking for us all over the world', it inexplicably became vigilant. This was the super keen animal instinct of a dog!
Could it be that the good guy Shuhang was really angry? It was said that good guys were the scariest when they were angry.
Just when Doudou was thinking, the plane beneath them suddenly shook up and down violently.
The passengers screamed again and again, and the scene was a mess.
The plane had suddenly encountered a strong airflow during the flight …
"A sudden strong airflow? Woof ~ It won't be a plane crash, right? "Doudou said gloomily — I was just hitching a ride, that's all.
Forget it … if an accident really happened, I'll try my best to save some passengers. With Doudou's strength, it was still unable to deal with the strong airflow affecting the plane. At most, it could only save a few passengers.
…
…
Fortunately, this strong airflow only lasted for a short period of time.
After calming down, the air stewardesses inside the plane started to comfort the frightened passengers.
The passengers also looked as if they had just escaped from death, and some of them even started to cry in happiness.
"You're safe and sound. This saves me the trouble of having to do anything." Doudou stuck out its tongue and lay down again.
Right at this time, the small monk on top of it had a serious expression on his face, looking distressed.
"Guoguo?" Doudou asked doubtfully.
At the same time, Doudou's sharp sense of smell smelled something bad …
"Senior Doudou … I pooped my pants!" the small monk said weakly.
— Perhaps it was because he had been treating hemorrhoids for the past three days, and every time, he had to insert a treatment device into his butt? Or perhaps it was because his hemorrhoids had just been treated, and he wasn't used to it? In short, he felt that his little butt wasn't too tight these past two days.
He was in a hurry to escape this morning, and he hadn't had the time to take a dump. Thus, he had been feeling a little uncomfortable on the way. Moreover, the plane was shaking up and down, and he had accidentally pooped his pants.
Doudou: "…"
If he pooped his pants, then so be it. In any case, the small monk was only six years old, and occasionally pooping his pants was understandable. After all, he was still young.
But the problem was — the small monk was currently lying on its body, and its fur was curling around him to keep him warm.
He was sitting on its back and pooping his pants!
"Senior Doudou … I didn't do it on purpose." The small monk's serious face was twisted into a fried dough twist.
"Don't say anything else." Doudou sighed deeply. "Let's find a place to deal with your pants first."
What else could it do? The small monk was still young, and it couldn't possibly reprimand him severely.
So what if it reprimanded him? Would the small monk just cry out of grievance? Then, wouldn't it have to deal with the feces in his pants?
After sighing deeply again, Doudou used its paw to grab the small monk and jumped down from the plane.
Speaking of which … why did a great demon dog like it have to be reduced to changing the pants of a brat?
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