Song Shuhang laughed, "Hahaha, yes, Mom. Song Bai is a very funny person. He was too sleepy yesterday and didn't have time to show his sense of humor! "
Yes, Senior White was a very funny person … he could dismantle electrical appliances, fall on flat ground, and even fly into space! He was both funny and exciting, making people want to cry.
"Go to the dining room, I'll make dumplings for you," Mama Song said with a smile.
"Okay!" Song Shuhang pulled the confused Senior White to the dining room.
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After breakfast, Song Shuhang told Mama Song that he wanted to go to Mount Yuyu to have some fun.
Then, he went downstairs with Senior White.
Shuhang's house wasn't far from Mount Yuyu, about six bus stops away.
However, after taking Venerable White to the bus last time, he decided not to take Senior White anymore.
And he didn't dare to take Senior White with her electric scooter. He was afraid that Senior White would take out a piece of A4 paper and paste it on the scooter. If that happened, the scooter would run at a terrifying speed, and the traffic police wouldn't be able to catch up with it even if he drove four wheels … the traffic police would cry if that happened.
"Therefore, I can't let Senior White touch the scooter. I'll take a taxi!" Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Just like that, the two went downstairs.
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The so-called 'super misfortune' was when you met the wrong person at the wrong time, at the wrong place, and then he did the wrong thing to you!
When the time, place, person, and event were all wrong, it was super misfortune.
When Song Shuhang went downstairs with Venerable White, Aunt Li, who lived next door, came over with Mama Song's electric scooter.
"Yo, Shuhang, you came at the right time. This is your mom's scooter. I borrowed it to drive to the food market. Now that I'm done with it, I have to return it to your mother. Since you're here, I decided to give it to you, "Auntie Li said with a warm smile.
Shuhang's electric scooters were all parked in the garage on the first floor. Aunt Li was just about to call Mama Song to return the car. What a coincidence, they just happened to bump into Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang was dumbfounded — Auntie Li, can you not come at such a good time?
What he feared had come true.
Song Shuhang laughed dryly. "Hahaha. Alright, Auntie Li, leave the electric scooter to me! "
As he spoke, he carefully turned his head to look at Venerable White.
As expected, Venerable White's eyes lit up. His gaze revealed an obvious meaning. In summary, it could be summed up in three words — I want to open up!
Venerable White had seen the battery-powered scooter many times when he was in Jiangnan. He had long wanted to try this kind of small transportation tool that was similar to a bicycle.
It was just that he hadn't had the chance to touch the battery-powered scooter. Moreover, Venerable White's attention was attracted by the car.
Now that he had the chance to see it, with his personality, he definitely wanted to give it a try.
"Then I'll leave it to you," Auntie Li took the groceries she bought from the electric scooter, waved at Song Shuhang, and turned to leave.
After Auntie Li left, Song Shuhang turned his head to look at Venerable White. He asked tentatively, "Senior White, do you want to give it a try?"
"Sure, sure!" Senior White nodded — he had been waiting for Song Shuhang to say this.
Senior White elegantly stepped on the electric scooter and swung his long hair!
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly as he handed over the safety helmet and sat in the back seat.
"Which direction should we go?" Venerable White asked.
"Go straight along the main road when we go out. I'll let you know in advance when we need to turn," Song Shuhang answered. At the same time, he worriedly asked, "Senior White, do you know how to drive?"
"I do! Don't worry! When I was studying car theory, I also learned about the theory of battery-powered scooters, "Senior White said. She twisted the key, turned the handle of the battery-powered scooter, and stepped on the accelerator.
Screech ~ The battery-powered scooter sped forward!
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Something miraculous happened. From start to finish, Senior White didn't stick any A4 Formation Runes on the battery-powered scooter.
The speed of the battery-powered scooter was clearly so slow … Could it be that Venerable White was in a good mood today? Not racing anymore?
Song Shuhang was puzzled.
But along the way, he still dutifully guided the direction of the scooter, repeatedly shouting "turn left", "turn right", and "go straight".
Soon, the battery-powered scooter carried Song Shuhang and Senior White to the vicinity of Mt. Yuyu's bayberry field.
"Senior, we're here. You can stop the scooter now," Song Shuhang said.
Just as he finished speaking — Screech! The battery-powered scooter came to a sudden stop.
Then, Venerable White placed his foot on the ground. It stopped there.
Did he brake too quickly? Song Shuhang looked at Senior White in confusion.
After stopping the scooter, Senior White remained motionless, maintaining her robotic posture.
"Senior White?" Song Shuhang called out.
But Venerable White remained motionless …
"Something doesn't feel right." Song Shuhang carefully climbed down from the scooter. When he turned to look at the front of the scooter, he was instantly frightened.
He saw Venerable White's blank expression. His eyes were lifeless — he was daydreaming.
Senior White's ability to daydream had leveled up again. Even when he was daydreaming, he could still hear him shouting "turn left", "turn right", "stop the scooter", and so on.
At the same time, Song Shuhang was glad that he was able to reach the final destination alive. He was really lucky.
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"Senior White, Senior White, we're here. Wake up," Song Shuhang called out.
After a while.
Senior White came back to his senses.
He said, "Eh? Have we arrived? "
Song Shuhang immediately burst into tears. "Yes, Senior White, we've arrived at Mt. Yuyu."
Moreover, you're the one driving the tractor, Senior White.
"Hahaha, when I was driving just now, I suddenly thought of a good idea to modify the tractors. Let me tell you, I want to give the tractors a device that allows them to 'tread on water'. When the time comes for the modified tractors competition, there must be a stretch of road on the surface of the sea. Afterward, the tractors can be driven on the surface of the sea. How does it feel?" Venerable White said excitedly.
"What?" Song Shuhang was dumbfounded for a while.
He discovered that no matter how big his imagination was, he still wouldn't be able to guess the actions of the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Song Shuhang originally thought that even if the fairy maidens, daoist priests, and great masters modified their 'hand-guided tractors army' and madly ran a few laps on the main road, it would be enough. At most, they would run on some difficult mountain roads.
But he didn't expect that Venerable White was thinking of dragging the hand-guided tractor army to the surface of the sea.
Imagine twenty to thirty hand-guided tractors running on the surface of the sea as if they were running on flat ground … and then, when a tsunami came, the fairy maidens, daoist priests, and great masters would excitedly start their hand-guided tractors and break through the waves.
Now that I think about it, it seems quite cool.
F * ck, why do I feel that this scene is cool?
"How does it feel? Doesn't it feel great? "Venerable White said with a smile.
"It feels great." Song Shuhang said honestly. For a moment, he even felt that driving a hand-guided tractor into the waves, breaking through the tsunami, and sprinting in the midst of a storm was very cool and exciting!
"Right. As expected, sprinting on the surface of the sea is better than sprinting on the ground. In that case, it's decided! "Venerable White decided on this plan.
"Alright, let's not think too much. Let's go pick the bayberries." Thinking of the bayberries, Venerable White's eyes happily squinted into a line.
Afterward, the trip to Mount Yuyu could be summarized as — Venerable White: Tututututu …
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After staying in Mount Yuyu for an entire afternoon, Venerable White left, feeling very satisfied.
Before leaving, Song Shuhang forcefully stuffed 800 yuan into the manager's pocket. Originally, this activity was calculated based on the number of people who ate. One person would get 40 to 50 yuan, and they could eat as much as they wanted.
If it was an ordinary person, they could eat as much as they wanted, and their teeth would ache. But Senior White was a mobile bug. He didn't know how much he ate in the afternoon.
If it weren't for the fact that Song Shuhang only brought 800 yuan with him, he would have stuffed even more money into the manager's pocket.
After leaving Mount Yuyu, Venerable White happily rode on the Little Sheep electric scooter.
He was in a daze on the way here and hadn't experienced the joy of riding an electric scooter. When he returned, he would definitely carefully experience the feeling of riding an electric scooter.
At this time, Song Shuhang's phone rang.
Song Shuhang swiped it open and saw that it was a call from the bitter Senior Brother Zhou Li.
"Fellow Daoist Shuhang? I've already sent people to the scene of the accident. The scrapped hand-guided tractor has been taken care of, and the road has been repaired. No traces were left behind, so don't worry, "Senior Brother Zhou Li said on the phone.
"Thank you, Senior Brother Zhou Li … Also, is there any news about Doudou and the small monk Guoguo?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Hehehehe … there's no news at all. Doudou knows me too well. She's seen through all the methods I use to find her. After so many years, she has already become an elite anti-reconnaissance expert. Now, I can only rely on luck, "Senior Brother Zhou Li sighed and said solemnly.
After hearing these words, Song Shuhang immediately felt sad.
"Right, Senior Brother Zhou Li, Doudou and the small monk Guoguo logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group this morning. Perhaps they bought a new phone or mobile device. Is this clue useful to you? "Song Shuhang said.
"Thank you, it should be of some use," Zhou Li sighed.
"Senior Brother, you can do it. After we catch Doudou, I'll bring her to the East China Sea to play. It'll take at least a week or two. You should take the opportunity to rest. You should also seize the opportunity to go on a date with the fairy or something, "Song Shuhang said.
"Thank you, thank you," Senior Brother Zhou Li choked with sobs.
Song Shuhang silently hung up the phone. Senior Brother Zhou Li was really easily satisfied.
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After Shuhang hung up the phone, Venerable White suddenly asked with a worried expression, "Shuhang, I have a question. If Doudou and the small monk Guoguo aren't found … does our plan to go to the East China Sea have to be delayed or canceled? "
"Senior Brother Zhou Li should be able to find Doudou before tomorrow, right?" Song Shuhang laughed dryly. At first, he was quite confident in Senior Brother Zhou Li. But now, he felt that finding Doudou and the small monk before tomorrow was simply a dream.
Venerable White was speechless.
"Let's go back first," Venerable White said seriously, "Then … I'll go find Doudou and the small monk!"
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