This fake 'Limitless Boundless Hunting Order' was just a bait that GONG ZIHAI used to lure the masked man to attack Song Shuhang...
"Really, can't you use your brain a bit? Would the Limitless Boundless Hunting Order be printed on ordinary white paper? Hehe. " GONG ZIHAI controlled the chubby middle-aged man and tore the so-called 'Limitless Boundless Hunting Order'.
Then, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the small golden hairpin on the back of his head, and gently pulled it.
As soon as the golden hairpin was pulled down, the connection between him and the middle-aged man was severed.
The middle-aged man held the golden hairpin and softly fell to the ground, losing consciousness. When he woke up, he would think that he was drunk and went to the rooftop to sleep for the whole night. Perhaps he would also feel happy that he had a small golden hairpin in his hand?
In Song Shuhang's room.
The corner of Venerable White's mouth slightly rose, revealing a happy smile. "So it was someone from the Limitless Demon Sect. I've always wanted to know where the headquarters of the Limitless Demon Sect is … this time, I might be able to find some clues."
How could Venerable White's mental intimidation be so simple?
* * * * * *
Early morning the next day.
Song Shuhang slept until 8 AM before waking up.
He was a little tired from the night before, and unknowingly, he slept a little longer.
"You're awake?" Senior White turned her head around and said with a smile.
At this time, Senior White was watching a movie on her computer while scrolling through the group chat.
The movie was... F * ck, it was the Fast and the Furious series! Song Shuhang really wanted to rush over and change the movie to 'Safe Driving Video' for Senior White.
Then, several seniors appeared in the group chat.
When Senior White turned her body, Song Shuhang saw Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asking for help on the screen. "Fellow daoists in the group chat, can someone send me a language teacher? I'm so sad! "
"Pfft …" Song Shuhang almost choked after seeing this.
What do you mean send a language teacher?
Senior, a language teacher is a human, not an object! I can't use express delivery …
Wait a minute, Jouko Hagi and Su Clan's Shiliu used express delivery to send themselves over. Could it be that in the minds of the seniors in the group? Express delivery can be sent to people?
Dharma King Creation said, "Fellow Daoist Seven Lives, what happened? Why do you want to send a message to Teacher Yu Wen? "
Sure enough, the seniors in the group were curious as to why he sent Teacher Yu Wen a message. Not "Can I send it to a language teacher?" The seniors' understanding of 'express delivery' was indeed problematic!
This problem was too serious. Someone might even die.
At this time, Beihe Sanren said, "In my memories that I haven't forgotten, I vaguely remember that Fellow Daoist Seven Lives was on a certain island in the world, teaching the local barbarians how to read and write. Could it be that there's a problem with the literacy process? "
"Sigh, don't mention it. These barbarians were like stupid dogs! It was not easy for me to teach them to memorize the 'Three Character Classic', but in the blink of an eye, they had forgotten it.
It doesn't matter if I slap them hard in the palm. Even if I hang them up and beat them, it's useless.
Even now, the pronunciation of these barbarians is still not accurate, and they often memorize the wrong order. It's been almost two months, and they still often memorize the opening sentence of the 'Three Character Classic' as: At the beginning of man, tofu is ground! Grind my a * s! I never taught them like this! "Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman collapsed.
His voice had barely faded when an ID appeared in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
The ID was' I'm stupid Huangshan's master Little Doudou ', and he sent a message: "Woof, woof. Seven Lives, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said just now. What do you mean by 'as stupid as a dog'? I'll bite you! Woof, woof! "
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "…"
I'm stupid Huangshan's master Little Doudou: "Woof, woof. Apologize, quickly apologize to Doudou, me, and all the monster dogs in the world. Otherwise, I'll bite you to death! "
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, your Doudou has come out."
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun quickly appeared, but he also sent a string of speechless colons: "…"
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Look at your Doudou's name."
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "…"
Beihe Sanren laughed: "Stressed by a Mountain of Books, is Doudou by your side?"
Three Waves: "Doudou's ID, hahahaha, I'm going to shit from laughing. When did Doudou become stupid Huangshan's master? "
Beihe Sanren: "… Fellow Daoist Three Waves. [goodbye waving emoji] "
Three Waves: "?"
Three Waves: "F * ck. I directly copied Doudou's ID to send the message, I made a mistake. "
System Notification: [Three Waves deleted a message.]
Thrice Reckless quickly deleted the first message.
Three Waves also quickly wrote: "Senior Huangshan. You also saw it, I didn't do it on purpose. For my unintentional mistake, I deleted it so quickly. You retracted it so quickly. Can you spare me this time? "A cute emoticon was added.
"Hehe." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "It's too late."
System Notification: (* * * * *) Three Waves has been muted by group owner Yellow Mountain Zhenjun for one hour. ]
Although it was too late, it only muted Three Waves for one hour.
… …
… …
Venerable White turned his head around and looked at the chat logs in the group, nodding with satisfaction. "The fellow daoists in the group are still very happy, very good."
"Happy?" Song Shuhang gave a hollow laugh. He felt that this was Senior Three Waves' daily routine of courting death. "Wait, Senior, lend me your computer for a while."
"Okay." Senior White stood up from her chair.
Song Shuhang quickly used Senior White's chat account and typed: "Doudou, where are you now?! Immediately, immediately bring the little monk back to me!! "
[I'm Huangshan's stupid master] Little Doudou: "Scared the sh * t out of me. I thought Senior White had gone crazy, but it turns out that you, Shuhang, are using Senior White's account? Tsk tsk, Shuhang, you are really too young, too naive — if you have the capital, come and catch me! "
Next, [I'm Huangshan's stupid master] Little Doudou: "Senior Brother Song, I'm Guoguo. If you don't beat the sh * t out of me, I can consider going back earlier! But you have to swear in front of everyone in the group. "
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "Hehehe, you two are really good!"
[I'm Huangshan's stupid master] Little Doudou: "Catch me, catch me, catch me, just like stupid Huangshan, if you have the capital, catch me back!"
Wandering Monk Profound Principle: "…"
Wandering Monk Profound Principle: "[Wiping sweat emoji] [Kitchen knife emoji]"
Wandering Monk Profound Principle silently went offline.
When the little monk Guoguo, who was far away in the distance, saw these two emojis of Great Master Profound Principle, his face turned pale — he forgot that Abbot Profound Principle was also in the group, what should he do? At that time, not only would Senior Brother Shuhang beat the sh * t out of him, Great Master Profound Principle would also beat the sh * t out of him!
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "Shuhang Little Friend, Doudou, and little monk Guoguo, I will send someone to bring them back. Then, that's all for now. "
Then, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun used the group owner's authority and changed Doudou's name.
Then, the True Monarch's great muting technique was used.
[System Notification: (* * * * *) I'm Huangshan's loyal dog Little Doudou has been muted by the group owner Yellow Mountain Zhenjun for 1 day. ]
Song Shuhang: "…"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun played a big part in why Doudou became an idiot, right?
The farce caused by Doudou finally ended with Doudou and Three Waves being muted, and the little monk receiving a 'pale face' set meal from Great Master Profound Principle.
… …
… …
Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman: "Don't stray from the topic, Doudou has already strayed from the topic. Speaking of which, can someone send me a language teacher, I need one urgently! I have no way to deal with these barbarians anymore. If this goes on, I feel like I'm going to kill people! The sword in my hand is trembling, I'm about to reach my limit. "
Song Shuhang hurriedly used Venerable White's account and replied, "Senior, let me remind you, you can't use express delivery to send people. Language teachers aren't goods, you can't use express delivery to send them … they will die! "
"Don't worry about these details, if it really doesn't work, you can just send a language teacher over by plane! Anyway, help me solve this problem! "Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman was already on the verge of collapsing due to the barbarians.
Dharma King Creation: "Is there anyone who wants to invest in the school? You can send a teacher over. I remember there's a fellow daoist in the group … called Drunken Sun? This fellow daoist's cultivation technique is too strange, I can't remember his full name. Anyway, it's him, doesn't he have a few school businesses under him? Primary school, middle school, all the way to university! "
Scholar Drunken Moon, who was called out, silently appeared: "… …"
Scholar Drunken Moon was very depressed. His cultivation technique was special, if he didn't reach the Eighth Stage Xuansheng Realm, he wouldn't be able to show his divinity. Then, the fellow daoists in the group would inexplicably ignore him.
Unknowingly, he had become the number one invisible person in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
No matter how much he tried to show his existence, no matter how many comments he made in the group space, no matter how crazily he flooded the group, the fellow daoists would inexplicably forget about him.
Although he knew it was because of his cultivation technique, he was still a little depressed …
Scholar Drunken Moon: "I'm really sorry that I can't let you guys remember my dao name. Sigh. I have a few schools in my hands, but it's summer now, and the teachers are already on vacation. I'll help Fellow Daoist Seven Lives get in touch with them. If the reward is good enough, there might be a Chinese language teacher willing to go abroad and teach the barbarians … but I can't guarantee success! "
"Thank you, Fellow Daoist Drunken Sun!" Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman's eyes were brimming with tears. "I'll never forget your kindness."
Scholar Drunken Moon: "Fellow Daoist Seven Lives, I'm Drunken Moon, Drunken Moon! Sigh … I don't ask to never repay you, just remember my dao name! "
Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman: "?"
At this time, Song Shuhang thought for a moment, then used Senior White's account to ask, "Senior Seven Lives, I want to ask, did you teach the barbarians how to use 'pinyin'? If you use pinyin, perhaps it'll be easier for them to remember the words? "
"Pinyin … I actually forgot about this." Palace Master Sevenlives Talisman made a hollow laugh — it couldn't be helped, when he was learning Chinese, he was taught the Three Character Classic.
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