Luckily, Cao Delian's remaining rationality stopped him from courting death. He didn't turn on the air conditioner again and smelled the hypnotic gas.
Then, looking at the confused expression on the small monk's face, Cao Delian let out a hollow laugh and said, "Haha, I thought you were asleep and wanted to carry you out of the car."
... Speaking of which, this small monk's hands were really strong. When he slapped his wrist just now, he felt a burning pain.
"So that's how it is." The small monk nodded and revealed a bright smile, "Thank you, Benefactor Cao. However, this small monk was chanting scriptures and didn't doze off. This is the time when people in the temple chant scriptures after dinner. Although I've left the temple, this small monk won't fall behind on chanting scriptures. "
"Hehe, hehe." Cao Delian continued to let out a hollow laugh. Seeing that the small monk was so awake, he felt very gloomy. Hot piece of shit, the hypnotic gas didn't work?
Forget it, if it didn't work, then it didn't work.
This small monk was only a six or seven year old child. Children of this age usually sleep at night. I'll just wait until he falls asleep, then I'll secretly take back the four thousand yuan! Cao Delian thought to himself.
"Benefactor Cao, have we arrived at our destination?" The small monk turned his head and looked around. Then, he suddenly thought of something. He touched his butt and asked excitedly, "Benefactor Cao, are we going to the hospital now? Didn't you say that as long as we reach our destination, we'll find a good hospital to treat this small monk's hemorrhoids? Minimally invasive treatment, no pain, and no relapse? "
"There's no rush. You can go and treat your hemorrhoids at any time. You should go with uncle to a good place first. It's already late, let's stay here for the night." Cao Delian revealed a harmless smile.
His smile can give people a sunny, reliable feeling.
In order to practice this perfect smile, Cao Delian had to suffer a lot!
"But Benefactor Cao, you said that as soon as we reach our destination, we'll immediately find a good hospital to treat my hemorrhoids!" The small monk furrowed his brows and looked very serious.
F * ck, is the pit in this kid's brain acting up again?
Hehe, we've already reached Wenzhou City. I don't need to follow this small monk anymore.
It was child abduction, after all. Not only did one need to have a perfect smile, but one also needed to be ruthless. There was a saying called 'carrot and stick'.
Thereupon, Cao Delian put on a fierce expression and said, "Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids my ass! Be obedient and listen to me. It's getting late now. Find a place to stay and rest. If you're not obedient, I'll throw you into the river to feed the sharks! "
The little monk still had a solemn expression on his face. Moreover, the frown on his face had deepened.
After a while, the little monk said in a deep voice, "Benefactor Cao, you clearly said that you would find a hospital to treat my hemorrhoids when we reach our destination. Were you lying to me?"
"That's not lying, it's coaxing you!" Cao Delian sneered and pulled up his sleeves at the same time. If this small monk was still stubborn and disobedient, he was prepared to give him a good beating.
Naughty brats would be obedient after a beating. He was very familiar with this business.
"Lying is wrong. Master said that people who lie will be spanked!" The last few words of the small monk were uttered through clenched teeth, one word at a time.
While saying these words, there was a faint trace of fear in his eyes. It was a psychological scar left behind by being spanked for the past two years.
"Motherf * cker, are you sick again? Spanking? See if I don't beat you to death first! " Cao Delian flew into a rage out of humiliation and stretched out his hand to grab the little monk. See if I don't spank your butt until it blossoms!
The little monk's expression became even more solemn. He stood still and let Cao Delian grab his clothes.
After Cao Delian grabbed the little monk, he casually pulled him. He wanted to grab this naughty brat and give him a good beating.
However … when he used his strength to pull, he felt as if he wasn't grabbing a child, but a thousand kilogram iron block. The little monk's feet seemed to have taken root in the ground and didn't move in the slightest.
What's going on? Cao Delian didn't believe it and used his strength to pull again!
The little monk was still as motionless as a mountain.
"Benefactor Cao, if you lie, you will be spanked!" The little monk said in a deep voice, glaring like a Buddha.
Then, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Cao Delian's big hand that was grabbing his clothes. He didn't seem to use much strength, but Cao Delian was flung away like a windmill.
In the end, he landed heavily on the ground and fell on his knees with his butt sticking up.
What's going on? What happened in that split second? Cao Delian was startled. His brain was like a Ferrari with a tractor's engine, completely jammed.
But before he could think too much, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his arm!
"Slap!"
The little monk stretched out his palm and squatted down next to him, fiercely slapping his butt.
Dammit, that little monk's palm didn't seem like a human's. It felt like an iron whip was lashing at him, causing him to feel a burning pain. The butt of a human had a lot of fat, but when the little monk slapped his butt, he felt a bone-deep pain.
"Ah …" Cao Delian let out a humiliating and blood-curdling scream. It was too painful, and he instinctively screamed.
"This is what you get for lying! This is what you get for lying! "The little monk stretched out his palm and slapped Cao Delian's butt. Slap slap slap …
"Aaaaaah …" Cao Delian screamed again and again. His mucus and saliva flowed all over the ground.
He frantically crawled on the ground, trying to avoid the little monk's evil claws.
But just as he crawled one step, the little monk grabbed his leg and easily dragged him back to his original position. Cao Delian's fingers left five clear marks on the ground...
Slap slap slap!
"Do you still dare to lie?" The little monk angrily said.
"No, I won't dare to do it again." Cao Delian's face was full of tears. The extreme pain made his mind go blank. In any case, if the little monk said one thing, he wouldn't dare to say another.
In ancient times, if someone like Cao Delian were to be captured by the enemy and be interrogated under a bit of torture, he would definitely reveal all the information he knew.
Slap slap slap!
The little monk continued to slap and angrily said, "Then, are you going to take me to the hospital for hemorrhoid surgery?"
"Immediately, immediately!" Cao Delian loudly begged for mercy, "Don't hit me anymore. If you hit me again, I'm going to be crippled! I'm going to take you to the hospital right now! "
The little monk stopped what he was doing, put his hands together, and stood up. The anger on his face dissipated, and he revealed a gentle smile, "Excellent, excellent. Benefactor Cao knows his mistake and is willing to change. I hope Benefactor Cao will remember this lesson, and from now on, don't lie anymore. "
"Yes, little master. I'll definitely change, I'll definitely change. I won't lie for the rest of my life. "Cao Delian cried.
"Then let's go to the hospital? I feel that my hemorrhoids are starting to hurt. "The little monk solemnly said.
"Let's go, let's go. I know a Sixth Hospital nearby. It's very good at treating hemorrhoids. "Cao Delian quickly replied — at the same time, his mind became a little clearer.
Motherf * cker, what happened just now?
Where did this little monk, who looked to be at most eight years old, get such great strength? How could an adult like him not be able to resist that kind of strength?
His strength is off the charts, okay? I don't even have the strength to fight back in front of him!
Is this the legendary Shaolin Kung Fu?
But here comes the problem — since this little monk is so amazing, why did he come to my house to sell himself?
This guy isn't here to cheat me, right?
If he's here to cheat me, what should I do? Should I run away from this little monk?
But I'm not willing to do so. I've already brought this little monk all the way from the Jiangnan area to Wenzhou City. As long as I can find someone else, I can happily sell this little monk!
Moreover, I've already decided that this will be my last job. After this job, I'll wash my hands of it and quit.
Cao Delian rubbed his buttocks and slowly got up from the ground.
At the same time, his mind was spinning.
Right, this little monk's strength is high, so what should I be afraid of? As long as I don't get into conflict with him, I'll bring a few sellers to take a look at this little monk, and then hand him over to them.
If I can't handle this little monk, then I'll just let the sellers handle him themselves.
It has to be said that the human heart is like this — in front of benefits, it's very easy to lose one's rationality. It's like a certain person who plays with stocks. His rationality tells him that it's about time to withdraw, but as he looks at the rising stock prices, he keeps thinking, "This is the last day, let me earn one last day!" Then, he'll suffer a huge loss.
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In the end, Cao Delian still brought the little monk to the Sixth Hospital.
Because it was already nighttime, they could only register for the emergency department.
The business of the Sixth Hospital had always been booming. Even at night, there was still a long line of people waiting to register.
At this time, the small monk and Cao Delian were at the end of the line, slowly moving forward.
The people in front of them registered one by one, paid the fee, and went to look for the corresponding doctor.
When the small monk saw the patients leave after registering, his face suddenly turned pale, "Registration … requires money?"
He had only looked up 'How much does a hemorrhoid surgery cost?' on the internet. Regarding this problem, he found out that the surgery cost about 3,000 to 5,000 yuan, but he never included the registration fee in it.
"Benefactor Cao, can you lend me some money?" The small monk turned his head and looked at Cao Delian with a pitiful expression.
Cao Delian looked at the small monk and secretly rubbed his butt, which was still hurting. Then, he revealed a bright smile and said, "No problem, it's just a mere registration fee, I'll pay for you."
"Benefactor Cao, you're a good person, this small monk can't thank you enough." The small monk's eyes were filled with sincerity.
Cao Delian secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
The line gradually moved forward, and soon, it was the small monk's turn to register.
"Who's the patient, and what department?" The nurse at the counter raised her head and asked.
"I'm the patient. I have hemorrhoids, and I need a minimally invasive surgery!" The small monk raised his hand and replied.
"Oh, this little guy is so cute." The nurse smiled, then looked at Cao Delian and asked, "Mister, are you this little guy's father?"
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