"Doudou, you actually know how to drive?" The small monk opened his eyes wide and exclaimed in surprise.
"Humph, I can even fly a plane, let alone a car. Today, I drove a helicopter in the sky for half a day, "Doudou said proudly.
Immediately, the small monk looked at Doudou with admiration and admiration. His trust in Doudou was bursting. Without saying anything further, he got into the back seat of the car.
Lil Pea chuckled. First, he enlarged his body so that he could maintain a sitting posture and use his hind paws to step on the brake and accelerator.
Then, it looked at the dashboard and buttons of the car.
Although the car was old, it was an automatic transmission.
"Tsk, it's actually an automatic transmission. It's too unskillful," Doudou said in disdain.
An expert should drive a manual transmission, just like in the movies, accelerating, changing gears, drifting, and then changing gears again to accelerate! That's how cool it is!
However, if it's an automatic transmission, then so be it. It's also good to have fun.
After sighing, Doudou inserted the key, turned it, and started the car.
Tsk, driving with the body of a dog is indeed a bit uncomfortable. I'm not used to this seat.
When Doudou's front paws grabbed the steering wheel, its back paws would naturally curl up due to its body structure, making it very uncomfortable to step on the brake and accelerator.
Another shameful thing was that when sitting in this position, it could see its own 'little Doudou' through the gap of the steering wheel. It really made the dog blush.
Of course, all of this was bearable. It was the great demon dog Doudou! It could use its willpower to overcome such a small difficulty!
Then … Doudou stepped on the accelerator.
The car roared and sped forward … but it didn't start.
What's going on?
"Oh, I forgot to change the gear." Doudou stretched its front paw to the side and struggled to change the gear.
Then … Doudou stepped on the accelerator again!
The car roared again … and sped forward, but it still didn't move forward.
What was going on?
Doudou glanced to the side and laughed dryly. "Oh, I forgot to release the handbrake."
Then, Doudou stretched out her claws with difficulty to release the handbrake.
In the backseat of the car, a layer of transparent liquid seeped out of the forehead of the small monk — it was all cold sweat!
Even if he was only six years old, even if he was a little silly, at this moment, he could tell that Doudou had never driven a car before!
By the way, Doudou only said that it could even fly a plane, but it didn't say that it could drive. He was too young and naive to have fallen for Doudou's trap!
What to do? What if there was a car accident? The small monk was very worried because he only had 5,000 yuan on him. If he got into a car accident, would it be enough to pay for it?
What would he do if it wasn't enough? Sell himself again?
While the monk was letting his imagination run wild, Doudou had already put down the handbrake and stepped on the accelerator again.
Finally … the car started up smoothly and drove forward.
"Hahaha, it's simple, it's too simple. As long as I do it seriously, there's nothing I can't do. Sit tight, Guoguo. I'm going to speed up! "Doudou said proudly.
In the backseat, the small monk's heart couldn't help but beat faster …
* * * * * *
At this moment, in the other half of the world, in the United States.
In the interrogation room of a tightly guarded prison, Instructor Li Jr. was being hung up and beaten.
"Tell me, where did you hide Professor Anthony?" a ferocious-looking black man roared angrily.
"I don't know … I really don't know." Instructor Li Jr. cried loudly and replied in stuttering English, "Don't hit me anymore … If I knew, I would have told you long ago. I really don't know anything …"
"Damn it, he's really stubborn." The black man clenched his teeth. He had already used all kinds of torture, but still couldn't open this Asian man's mouth?
Instructor Li Jr. was both mentally and physically injured. Uncle Anthony, I really don't know anything.
Beside the black man, a white police officer smiled evilly and said, "It's okay if you don't want to talk, just leave him to me. I'll bring him to the prison that I'm in charge of and lock him up for a few days. I guarantee that he'll tell me everything … This guy has soft skin and tender flesh, the guys in my prison should like him a lot, right? Hehehe. "
When Instructor Li Jr. heard this, he struggled with all his might and shouted with all his might, "No, no. I really don't know anything. I don't even know who Professor Anthony is. I'm just an ordinary flying instructor! "
From the white police officer's words, he could tell that if he was thrown into that prison, he would lose his chastity. Definitely, definitely not!
The ferocious-looking black man ruthlessly lashed out with his whip and replied in Chinese, "You don't know? You don't know your ass! If you didn't take Professor Anthony away, why did you appear in the spacecraft's return cabin? "
"I don't know, I don't have any memory of it. Just the day before yesterday, I was teaching my students and preparing to fly around in the spacecraft. You can go to China and check, I've never been to space before. "Instructor Li Jr. shouted loudly.
"Looks like you won't give up until all hope is gone. Then, throw him into your prison!" The black man was familiar with China. He clenched his teeth and sneered, "I want to see if his chrysanthemum is as tough as his mouth!"
The white police officer smiled evilly and said, "Don't worry, I guarantee that his chrysanthemum and mouth will loosen, definitely!"
Instructor Li Jr.'s face immediately turned ashen.
Should I choose to bite my tongue and commit suicide to protect my chastity?
How many tongues would I have to bite off to commit suicide? Would I have to bite off all the way to the root? Would I not die even if I bite it off?
What should I do, what should I do?
Who can save me?
At this moment … the interrogation room's door was suddenly pushed open.
A man wearing a loose robe with a gentle face pushed open the door and entered. His face seemed to have a holy light, which made people who saw him dispel all kinds of evil thoughts in their hearts.
Behind this man with a bright face was a white-haired Western man.
"Professor Anthony!" the ferocious black man cried out in fear when he saw the white-haired Western man.
"Ah, it's me." Professor Anthony shook his head — he vaguely felt that he had a terrible nightmare, but when he woke up, he didn't know what it was. At the same time, he was brought to this prison while he was in a daze?
At this moment, the man with a bright face handed a certificate to the two prison guards. It should be something to prove his identity.
After the ferocious black man looked at the certificate, he immediately showed a respectful expression and handed the certificate back with both hands.
"Let go of this Eastern man, he really didn't know anything about this," the man with a bright face said with a smile.
The black man immediately put Instructor Li Jr. down without any hesitation.
Instructor Li Jr.'s whole body softened and fell to the ground — it seemed like he was saved?
"Child, I've made you suffer!" The man with a bright face walked forward and gave Instructor Li Jr. a gentle hug.
"Sob, sob, sob!" Instructor Li Jr. suddenly felt a kind of grievance in his heart. It was like a volcano that couldn't be stopped. Just like that, he burst into tears in the arms of the man with a bright face.
He was extremely sad...
The man with a bright face lightly patted Instructor Li Jr. on his back, and Instructor Li Jr. immediately fainted.
Then, the man carried Instructor Li Jr. in his arms, nodded to the two prison guards, and left the interrogation room.
* * * * *
The next day, on the morning of July 10th.
After Song Shuhang got up, he fed Reiki, who was in his heart aperture, a 'soul bead'. Soul beads were the treasures he got from Altar Master's base in Tubo's grandfather's village with Senior Brother Three Realms.
Apart from ghost cultivators, other cultivators had no use for these 'soul beads'. However, for Reiki, who was in Song Shuhang's heart aperture, these soul beads were a rare tonic.
Then, Song Shuhang practiced as usual. Recently, he felt that his third aperture, the 'nose aperture', was filled with qi and blood.
It had only been a month since he made a contract with Reiki and opened his' eye aperture '.
An ordinary cultivator would need three years to open his third aperture, the nose aperture, if they only relied on their own hard work.
However, Song Shuhang had a series of fortuitous encounters recently. Not only did he get a new batch of qi and blood pills, he also made a contract with Reiki, and when he was racing with Senior White, he got a 'green bamboo shoot' that could clear the nose and enhance the sense of smell. In addition, the ancient bronze ring on his finger continuously condensed the Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth to strengthen his body.
Moreover, he had never fallen behind in his own practice, and persisted in practicing every day.
Unknowingly, he was about to break through the Nose Aperture with all kinds of cheats and his own diligence.
He stretched his body and went downstairs. Unexpectedly, Senior White didn't wake up today.
Song Shuhang went to Senior White's room and knocked on the door. No response?
The door was unlatched. Song Shuhang pushed the door open and peeked inside.
Senior White was sitting cross-legged on the bed. There was spiritual energy visible to the naked eye turning into mist above her head. She was cultivating.
Venerable White was known as a cultivation maniac. Recently, there were too many things that attracted him in the new era, so he had slightly reduced his cultivation.
Song Shuhang didn't dare to disturb Senior White, so he carefully closed the door.
After going downstairs, Song Shuhang cooked a bowl of noodles and turned on the television to see what news was on.
He randomly pressed a few channels and happened to switch to the 'Wenzhou Channel'.
It was broadcasting the morning news of Wenzhou City.
The news anchor was a man with a good appearance. He was broadcasting the news in standard Mandarin. "Last night at 11 o 'clock, there was a traffic accident on Fenghuang Road in this city.
A Dongfeng sedan raced on Fenghuang Road at a speed of more than 100 km/h and finally crashed into a villa near Fenghuang Road. The Ferrari that was parked in the courtyard of the villa was destroyed.
According to the description of the villa owner — at the time of the accident, the driver was a huge Pekingese? According to the police's guess, it's very likely that the street racer was wearing an animal mask. This kind of behavior is extremely bad. The police are currently investigating and will definitely find the street racer! "
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