The sun was setting in the west, and the sky was getting darker.
In a small mountain village outside the Jiangnan area.
Cao Delian was sitting in front of his old house, silently smoking a cigarette. After smoking one cigarette after another, he finally seemed to have made up his mind.
He returned to the house and opened the small door of the closet, revealing all kinds of statues of Buddhas and deities inside.
"To all the deities who know and don't know, after I, Old Cao, finish this job, I will wash my hands of this business. Therefore, please bless me and let me do my last job beautifully. After I change my appearance, I will make all of your statues of deities blessed with a golden body. "After Cao Delian finished burning the incense, he also put a few fruits and other similar offerings on the table.
Then, he carefully closed the door of the closet and exhaled deeply.
My last job, today is definitely my last job! After I'm done, I will wash my hands of this business, change my appearance, and go somewhere else to live. Cao Delian thought to himself.
Then, he slightly tidied up his clothes, turned around, and prepared to leave the old house to look for his last job.
But when he turned around, he suddenly saw a small monk standing in front of his house.
The small monk seemed to be around eight years old. His face was round and cute, making people want to pinch his cheeks and twist them twice.
Moreover, the small monk was trying his best to put on a serious face. This action increased his cuteness by another level.
If this small guy were to be sold, there would surely be a lot of people who would go crazy to buy him, right? Cao Delian's occupational disease flared up, and he secretly guessed.
Just as Cao Delian was thinking, he saw the small monk put his hands together and greeted him, "Hello benefactor, may I ask if benefactor Cao Delian is at home?"
Ah, this small monk knows my name?
Cao Delian was puzzled, but he still returned the greeting and said, "Hello, little master. I'm Cao Delian. "
"That's right." The small monk let out a sigh of relief and said, "This small monk has something to discuss with benefactor Cao. Right, is it convenient for this small monk to enter the house to talk?"
Cao Delian was startled, but he still nodded and invited the small monk into the house.
Then, Cao Delian carefully asked, "May I know why you're looking for me? Did someone ask you to pass on a message? "
"No." The little monk bowed again and said, "This little monk is looking for Benefactor Cao because I have something to discuss with you. Today, this little monk had to ask around before I found out where Benefactor Cao is staying. "
Asking around and finding him? Cao Delian was confused and asked, "I wonder why Little Master is looking for me?"
"It's like this! I heard that Almsgiver Cao specializes in selling children here, right? " The small monk revealed an innocent smile. "Then I would like to ask, Benefactor Cao, do you accept children here?"
After saying that, the little monk blushed slightly and said, "If you want to buy children, what do you think of me? Although I'm already six years old, I think I'm pretty cute. If you want to buy it, I'll sell it to you for 5,000 yuan. How about that? "
At this time, Cao Delian's expression was that of a dumbfounded one.
What kind of godly development was this? Is he trying to trick me? Or are you kidding me?
The little monk saw his stunned expression and thought that the price was not suitable, so he said in distress, "Is it not okay? Four thousand is fine too. It couldn't be any less. The little monk needed to undergo hemorrhoid surgery, and it would cost at least five thousand yuan. I only have a thousand yuan with me. "
Cao Delian continued to be dumbfounded...
"Could it be that even four thousand yuan is not enough? But it can't be any less. If it's any less, I won't be able to undergo hemorrhoid surgery. "The small monk furrowed his brows.
Undergo hemorrhoid surgery? Four thousand yuan less? That's why he came to sell himself?
What kind of logic is this?
After a while, Cao Delian asked, "Little Master, don't joke around. Where is your family? "
The small monk thought for a moment and replied, "Very, very far away. It would take four to five hours to get there even if I were to fly."
In other words, it would take four to five hours to get there by plane? Very far.
Cao Delian felt a faint pain in his stomach and asked, "Then, how did you get here?"
"I secretly snuck out of the temple behind master's back. After flying for four to five hours, I arrived at the Jiangnan area. Then, I met an acquaintance and stayed at his house for the night. However … today, I came out to earn some money, so I came back. "The small monk honestly replied — because monks didn't lie.
When Cao Delian heard this, his eyes immediately lit up.
His stomach pain was healed without any medicine. Moreover, his heartbeat faintly quickened — could it be that this small monk in front of him was the blessing of those idols, allowing him to earn the last bit of money? And earn the last bit of money?
This small monk had a good foundation. His skin was soft and tender, and he was also very handsome. Moreover, he was only six years old. Although his way of thinking was a little strange, these things could be taught.
Thereupon, he pondered for a moment and asked, "Then, where is that acquaintance of yours?"
The small monk replied, "I don't know. He went out with another senior and hasn't returned for more than half a day. That's why I came out alone. Benefactor Cao, why are you asking these questions? Answer me, will you buy me for four thousand yuan or not? If you don't want to buy me, I'll go to other houses and ask! "
This was truly a heaven-sent opportunity! Cao Delian excitedly clenched his fist — he even thought of a lot of methods.
As long as he successfully sold this small monk, he wouldn't have to worry about food and drink for the rest of his life. This was definitely the result of praying to all kinds of idols day and night.
At this time, he already had the intention to kidnap and sell this small monk.
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However, Cao Delian was an attentive person. He cautiously went out and glanced at the outside of his house. There didn't seem to be anyone lying in ambush outside, so it didn't seem like they were trying to trick him.
This small monk must have a hole in his brain to have come here to sell himself.
That's great! Now, as long as I kidnap this small monk out of the South-East region and into another city, I'll be able to find a seller and sell him for a high price! At that time, even if that acquaintance of the small monk found out that something was wrong, I would have already disappeared without a trace.
After thinking this much, Cao Delian returned to his room and said, "Do you really want to sell yourself?"
The small monk nodded and said, "Of course, this small monk urgently needs money to treat his hemorrhoids."
Alright, I'll treat hemorrhoids then!
"Good, come with me!" Cao Delian said to the small monk.
After saying this, Cao Delian casually packed up his luggage and went to the shabby car at the entrance.
Cao Delian's gaze was gentle as he said to the small monk, "Go? Uncle will bring you to a nearby city! "
"Benefactor Cao, do you want to buy me?" The small monk revealed a happy expression.
"Yes, come with me to the car!" Cao Delian replied. At the same time, he opened the back door of the shabby car and gestured for the small monk to get in.
The small monk didn't immediately get in the car. Instead, he stretched out his palm and said, "Since you want to buy this small monk, you have to pay me first. After that, I'll give you the goods."
This small monk really has a hole in his brain!
However, after seeing the firm expression on the small monk's face, Cao Delian clenched his teeth and took out his wallet. Then, he counted out four thousand red notes and gave them to the small monk, "Here, four thousand!"
After all, he could just make the small monk faint in the next city. Then, wouldn't the four thousand go back into his pocket?
The small monk carefully counted and received the money with satisfaction, "No problem, Benefactor Cao. This small monk will sell himself to you! Then, how about we go and do a hemorrhoid surgery first? "
F * ck, the hole in his brain is really big. Cao Delian ridiculed in his heart, but he still replied, "Let's go to another place to do the surgery! The medical regulations there are better. Minimally invasive treatment, painless abortion. Bah! Minimally invasive treatment, no pain at all! After the surgery, there won't be a relapse. "
The small monk nodded, not really understanding, and said, "Alright, since Benefactor Cao said so, let's go to the place you mentioned to treat hemorrhoids."
Then, the small monk obediently climbed into the back seat of the car.
Cao Delian was excited. He started his shabby car, and the accelerator roared as he quickly drove forward.
As expected, people needed to have faith. No matter what kind of deity statue it was, as long as they offered some incense, there would always be one that was useful. Wahaha.
* * * * *
In Medicine Master's multi-storied building.
Song Shuhang asked, "Doudou, can you find the small monk?"
Doudou squatted down and stuck out her tongue, acting cute. Then, she tilted her head and said, "Of course I can, woof! With my sense of smell, finding the small monk will be easy. "
Song Shuhang eagerly opened a packet of chicken-flavored dog food and gave it to Doudou, "Then, Doudou, can you help me find the small monk?"
Doudou received the dog food with her front paws and poured it into her mouth, chewing and swallowing. Then, she tilted her head again and said, "What's the benefit? Woof! "
If he wanted to ask Doudou for help, he either had to give it a satisfactory benefit, or he had to be in a good mood.
Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, "I can teach you how to drive! Then, if there's an opportunity, I'll find a deserted place and let you drive a few laps. "
Doudou rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue. Then, she started to roll on the ground. It was obvious that Song Shuhang's conditions weren't enough to move her.
Song Shuhang clenched his teeth and said, "Once you're more familiar with driving, we can choose a car and carve an 'invisibility formation' or 'anti-detection formation' on it. Then, you can go out and race to your heart's content! You can drive wherever you want, it's up to you! "
As soon as he finished speaking, Doudou immediately got up from the ground and said, "No problem, leave it to me! Woof, I'll quickly find the small monk and inform you to bring him back. Woof! "
After saying that, Doudou got up from the ground and flew out of the window smugly.
After Doudou was far away, Song Shuhang wanted to slap himself. He had spoken too fast just now. He actually agreed to race with Doudou? Did he want to die?
He had to go to the hospital in a few days. It would be best if he could get a bottle of 'Quick Effect Jiuxin Pill' or something like that. He felt that his big heart couldn't handle such a heavy burden.
"Shuhang, are you free?" At this time, Senior White, who was looking up information on the computer, turned around and asked.
"Yeah," Song Shuhang replied. After cultivating at night, he would be free.
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