For some reason, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was touched after hearing Song Shuhang's words. Thinking back on Senior White's character … it seemed that it was not impossible for her to rush into space.
"I understand. I will prepare everything you want for you." Yellow Mountain Zhenjun promised.
In the end, he reminded, "By the way, don't let Doudou get on the plane with you. It has been saying that it wants to learn how to drive. If it gets on the plane, God knows what will happen! Don't give it a chance to get close to the plane! "
"Senior Huang Shan, you worry too much." Song Shuhang sighed and said, "Even Doudou is not willing to accompany me and Senior White to learn how to fly a plane. You can rest assured."
Previously, Doudou only gave him a strand of dog fur to save his life. Even Doudou knew what might happen if it learned how to fly a plane with Senior White, right?
"Is that so? If that's the case, it would be the best. "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun replied. Did Doudou really change its character?
In Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's impression, Doudou simply wanted to see the world in chaos. Learning how to fly a plane, if it did not get involved, it would definitely not be satisfied.
Could it be that after staying with Shuhang Little Friend for some time, Doudou was also influenced by Shuhang Little Friend and would no longer cause trouble? If that was the case, it would be the best.
When he first raised Doudou, it was because the Pekingese was cute and docile, unlike the Husky who had excess energy. In the end, he did not know when Doudou suddenly became an idiot. What happened in between? Yellow Mountain Zhenjun still could not figure it out.
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Just as Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was deep in thought, a melodious sound came from outside his cave abode. It was the sound of a Cave Talisman Restriction ringing when a fellow Daoist Cultivator came to visit. Its function was similar to a doorbell.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun clicked on a mirror. The mirror lit up like a computer screen, displaying the scene at the entrance of the cave abode.
There was a beautiful fairy with a smile on her face. As if sensing that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was looking at her, she smiled and waved her hand, "Senior Huangshan, I'm here to play!"
"Hey, it's Lychee. How come you are free today?" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun laughed and opened the restriction of the Cave Talisman.
Fairy Lychee smiled sweetly and innocently …
* * * * *
On the other side, after ending the call with Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, Song Shuhang looked up some tips on how to protect himself in case of an air crash, how to use a parachute, and so on.
Although he had Senior White's flying sword and Doudou's dog fur, it was better to be prepared. Opportunities were only given to those who were prepared!
Then, he took a deep breath and tried to maintain his bright smile as he went downstairs to eat.
Since he forgot to bring back Penniless Thief Sect's Candy when he returned home from the Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Forbidden Area, the quality of breakfast, lunch, and dinner at Song Shuhang's house had been declining.
Breakfast was brought back by Senior White from outside. There were several servings of soy milk, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, porridge, pickled vegetables …
There were quite a lot of tricks.
But why did Senior White think of buying breakfast?
Song Shuhang turned around and looked at Senior White.
Senior White, who was swiping on her tablet, sensed something. She raised her head, and her cheeks bulged. "Pew, pew, pew, pew …"
There were several boxes of bayberries beside Venerable White. It seemed that Senior White brought breakfast along.
But, Senior White was not tired of eating bayberries yet? He had to admit that the bodies of cultivators were great. If an ordinary person ate so many bayberries, their teeth would be sore. Senior White was still eating happily.
Song Shuhang sat down and reached for a piece of white bread. He asked casually, "Senior White, did Guoguo come out for breakfast?"
"He's in the bathroom. He's been here for a long time," Senior White replied.
A long time? It seemed that his hemorrhoids were very serious. No wonder he couldn't help but want to come out for surgery.
"Guoguo, let me remind you. When you wipe your butt, you have to wipe it clean. Otherwise, your hemorrhoids will become more serious," Song Shuhang reminded casually.
Sitting for a long time could lead to hemorrhoids, and not wiping your butt clean could also lead to hemorrhoids. These were all common sense.
"Ah? That will worsen my hemorrhoids? "The young monk's surprised voice came from the bathroom.
"It will. That's why hygiene is very important." Song Shuhang grabbed a youtiao and used it to wrap the white bread. Then, he took a bite. He liked this way of eating the most.
Then, he turned on the television in the living room. He casually flipped through a few channels to see what news was on.
After flipping through a few channels, when he reached the Jiangnan region's channel, the news on the screen attracted his attention.
A talk show was being broadcasted on the television.
On the left was a bespectacled middle-aged man who looked like he was an expert.
On the right was a beautiful female host wearing sexy black silk. She was conducting a question-and-answer interview with an expert.
"Professor Liu, as an authoritative scholar in geology, we have a question to ask you. This question has troubled many residents in the Jiangnan region. " The female host smiled and said, "It's about the huge pit that suddenly appeared near the electronic city in the Jiangnan region on the 1st of July. What exactly happened?"
Song Shuhang's mouth that was biting the bread froze. This female host was talking about Senior White's masterpiece, the huge pit that was blasted out by a fall.
There was a lot of discussion on the Internet about that big pit.
For example, someone shouted hoarsely, "This is definitely not an ordinary pit, because there has never been such a neat pit. It was round in shape and spread in all directions with the center point!" Compared to a pit, this was obviously more like a meteorite crater.
However, it was impossible to say that it was a meteorite crater. In broad daylight, no one saw any signs of meteorites falling from the sky. Moreover, there were no traces of flames in the pit after the meteorite hit.
In short, this matter was a lot of discussion in the Jiangnan region. There were different opinions.
"This problem, without a doubt, is a pit!" Professor Liu said firmly.
Then, he began to talk leisurely and began to introduce the composition of the sinkhole, such as too much underground ore mining, too much groundwater pumping, and so on. He was talking about all kinds of things.
The topic went on and on, and unknowingly, it became a lecture on 'pit'. Then, it became a criticism of the evils of the capitalists who overexploited underground resources. Then, it unknowingly became how to protect the environment and everyone's responsibility.
The professor's spittle flew everywhere, and the audience was baffled.
The female host's mind at this time was, "F * ck your mother! What the hell is going on? Get me back to the main point and summarize it in less than 20 words! "
However, she could not shout out the words in her heart. She had to put on a 'Professor Liu is really right' expression and from time to time, she had to agree with him. Sometimes, being a host was also very hard.
"Okay, let's just treat it as a pit." Song Shuhang secretly sighed. Not only him, but many residents in the Jiangnan region also sighed in their hearts.
Professor Liu won!
At this time, Senior White looked up at the TV and smiled, "Hey, isn't this a pit that I accidentally smashed?"
"No, Senior White. This is a pit! " Song Shuhang turned his head and said seriously, "This is a pit caused by the continuous exploitation of underground resources by the evil capitalists. As for why the pit looks like a crater, Professor Liu will definitely explain it! "
"Oh, so that's how it is." Senior White nodded, "In other words, in the future, if I accidentally smash a pit, I won't need to use the 'Ground Leveling Spell', right?"
"Senior White!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up, "Yes, that's how it is!"
Then he picked up the fried dough stick again and took a big bite.
Sometimes, experts are very useful …
He took another big bite of the fried dough stick sandwiched with bread.
At this time … the bathroom door opened.
The little monk Guoguo had a serious look on his face. Then, he quickly ran in front of Song Shuhang with his bare butt.
Song Shuhang had a puzzled look on his face. What is this little guy doing?
After Guoguo ran to Shuhang's side, he turned around and raised his butt, asking, "Senior Brother Shuhang, quickly take a look, is my butt clean?"
Song Shuhang turned his head and saw Guoguo's butt, as well as his hemorrhoids. "…"
Shuhang was dumbfounded!
Can't you let me eat properly?
Then, he lowered his head and saw the golden dough stick in his hand. No matter how he looked at it, it looked like a big stick. Oh no, I've lost my appetite.
"Senior Brother Shuhang?" Guoguo turned his head around, puzzled.
"It's very clean." Song Shuhang forced a smile and said, "Come, come, come. Wash your hands and eat."
"Okay." The little monk pulled up his pants and quickly rushed back to the bathroom.
Song Shuhang threw the dough stick to the side and silently ate the white bread. Without the dough stick, the white bread was only slightly sweet and didn't taste good.
Soon, the little monk Guoguo rushed back and asked, "Senior Brother Shuhang, what do you want for breakfast?"
"Soybean milk, dough stick, bread, porridge, pickled vegetables, you can choose for yourself." Song Shuhang pointed at the food on the table.
"Eh? Are we only eating these foods? Aren't we eating spirit rice balls or sweet dew liquid? "The little monk raised his head and looked at Song Shuhang, puzzled.
Spirit rice balls and sweet dew liquid?
These sounded like things that elite disciples enjoyed. How was a small rogue cultivator going to get them? Song Shuhang let out a long sigh and said, "I don't have them here."
As he spoke, he turned his head and looked at Senior White.
Senior White: "Tu tu tu tu tu …"
Then, Senior White explained, "Hmm, spirit rice is rice that was grown using magical techniques, and it contains spiritual qi. Sweet dew liquid is also the juice of a kind of spirit energy plant. When Body Tempering Realm cultivators eat these five grains that contain spirit energy, it can increase the qi and blood in their body and speed up their cultivation. When are you free, I can bring you to plant two mu of land. I used to plant them before, but I miss them. "
"Thank you, Senior!" Song Shuhang said with a smile.
The little monk seemed to understand Song Shuhang's awkwardness. He put his palms together and chanted Buddha's name, "It's okay, Senior Brother Shuhang. Even if it's an ordinary breakfast, I won't mind. "
After a pause, he asked again, "Senior Brother Shuhang, is this dough stick fried with vegetable oil? Or is it fried with animal fat? "
Song Shuhang had tears streaming down his face, "I don't know."
"Oh, then you can't eat it. You can't violate the precepts." The little monk Guoguo grabbed the bread and copied Song Shuhang and silently ate it.
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