So it turns out that sitting in seclusion for too long would cause hemorrhoids? Although sitting for too long was indeed a major cause of hemorrhoids...
Song Shuhang was a newbie in the cultivation world. He had only been cultivating for slightly more than a month. To be able to open the Heart Acupoint and Eye Acupoint in one go was a combination of luck and opportunity.
Therefore, he was completely unable to understand what it was like for a low-level cultivator to sit cross-legged and cultivate for several years every day.
Not to mention what the little monk had said about meditating on top of the Fire Rock and Ice Rock. Thinking about it, the fire rocks and ice rocks that the little monk mentioned should be treasures used by the cultivation sects to increase the efficiency of their disciples' meditation. Something like the Ancient Tomb Sect's Chilled Jade Bed?
In short, Song Shuhang felt that he had learned something new today.
But cultivators should have a way to deal with hemorrhoids, right? Otherwise, would every low-level cultivator have hemorrhoids?
Moreover...
Song Shuhang asked, "Guoguo, don't you need to take the Body Tempering Liquid?"
He remembered that when he first took the Body Tempering Liquid, all the internal injuries in his body were healed. After that, although the effect was getting weaker and weaker every time he took the Body Tempering Liquid, it still had a certain body-tempering effect.
Something like hemorrhoids could be treated with just one dose of the Body Tempering Liquid, right?
It should be... probably... possible, right? Unless this little guy had taken too much of the Body Tempering Liquid, causing it to no longer have any effect on his body?
"I also thought of the Body Tempering Liquid, but it was useless." The little monk Guoguo sighed deeply, his small face full of sorrow.
Then he lowered his voice and said, "When I first took the Body Tempering Liquid, my hemorrhoids hadn't appeared yet. But the effect of the Body Tempering Liquid was really good, and all the internal injuries in my body were healed.
Then, when I cultivated on fire rocks and ice rocks for two years, my hemorrhoids appeared, and I immediately thought of the Body Tempering Liquid. Then, I immediately went to take it. But for some reason, the Body Tempering Liquid didn't have any effect on hemorrhoids. "
Actually, it didn't matter whether the little monk lowered his voice or not. What was Venerable White's cultivation level? If Song Shuhang could hear him, he could hear him clearly even if he was thousands of meters away. As for the Pekingese Doudou, she was a Pekingese with excellent hearing.
Of course, Song Shuhang would not ruthlessly expose this truth.
When he heard this, he quietly turned his head to look at Venerable White.
Venerable White's mouth moved slightly as he used Secret Voice-sending, "The little monk has consumed too much Normal Body Tempering Liquid … Normal Body Tempering Liquid won't have much effect on his body anymore. Only a high quality Body Tempering Liquid would be effective. "
As expected, Song Shuhang secretly sighed.
While the loose cultivators went bankrupt in order to concoct a pot of Body Tempering Liquid, the elite disciples of the sects drank the Body Tempering Liquid until they vomited. This was the advantage of the sect's accumulation.
Guoguo didn't notice Song Shuhang's strange expression, and continued in a low voice, "In addition, my teacher wants me to close up in that fire and ice cave in the Thousand Layer Immortal Prison so that I can practice faster. I felt that if I went to the Thousand Layer Prison, my hemorrhoids would become more and more serious. That's why I wanted to come out and have a small operation to prevent future problems!
"I even found a hospital. It's minimally invasive treatment, painless, and won't relapse!" When the little monk said this, his face was full of anticipation.
Song Shuhang sighed. It might be painless, but if it didn't relapse, it would be an advertisement. These days, the effect of advertisements was so good that they were used to deceive pure customers like the little monk.
After sighing, Song Shuhang asked, "Little guy, aren't you going to talk to your master about this problem? Great Master Tong Xuan must have a way to treat this small problem, right? "
"My master is practicing silent meditation. Everything in the temple is managed by Martial Uncle Tong Xuan from the Monastic Discipline Courtyard. If I ask Martial Uncle Tong Xuan, he will definitely say that this small problem can be overcome with perseverance. This … is also a part of cultivation! " The little monk imitated Martial Uncle Tong Xuan's tone and said, "Because Martial Uncle Tong Xuan practices the cultivation method of an ascetic monk."
Ascetic monk: Our pain is our happiness. The more painful it is, the more we can experience the sweetness of 'bitterness'. So, let the hemorrhoids come more fiercely!
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. "Then why don't you ask your Senior Brother Three Realms? They are experienced people, so they must have a way, right? "
"No, it's too shameful. I can't let Senior Brother know about this!" The little monk Guoguo said firmly. "So, I think I should do it. It's better. After I do it, I won't have to worry about a relapse. At that time, I won't be afraid of a mere Thousand Layer Prison! "
Song Shuhang gently pinched the little monk's cheeks. "Alright, good luck. Also, if you just want to treat hemorrhoids, our Jiangnan University Affiliated Hospital is not bad. They also have minimally invasive surgery. How about I take you there for treatment? "
The little monk thought for a while and replied, "Alright, I'll give it a try!"
Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders. "Come here, I'll assign you a room. Also, during the few days you're staying here, you mustn't run around. Do you understand? Otherwise, I won't be able to answer to Senior Brother Three Realms. "
"I understand. I won't give you any more trouble!" The little monk Guoguo said obediently.
Song Shuhang nodded. He hoped that this little fellow would really be obedient.
After all, he was a good person. He couldn't reject a request to 'take care of the little monk'.
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After arranging the room for the little monk Guoguo, the little monk stayed in the small room and closed his eyes to rest. He needed to recover from his fatigue after flying on the flying sword at high speed for more than four hours.
When Song Shuhang returned downstairs, Venerable White was inserting the [Immovable Body of the Buddha] USB drive into the computer.
Since it was a cultivation technique of the same origin as the [Foundation of the Vajra Fist Technique], the [Immovable Body of the Buddha] technique was the same as the previous one. It was also a few pictures and the technique's incantation.
However, it was a supplementary technique. There were only two pictures and a row of incantations.
The way to use it was based on the [Foundation of the Vajra Fist Technique] that Medicine Master taught him. After looking at it for a while and memorizing the contents, he would then look at it again in a relaxed state. After that, he would enter an illusory space and receive the inheritance of the [Immovable Body of the Buddha] technique.
After Song Shuhang mastered the [Immovable Body of the Buddha] technique, Venerable White taught Song Shuhang the small technique of the [Battery Charging Technique].
Similarly, he used his qi and blood to draw a lightning rune on his palm. However, compared to the [Palm Lightning] lightning rune, it was much simpler. Then, he just needed to use it on his phone or laptop that needed to be charged.
Once it was fully charged, the excess energy would automatically dissipate.
Song Shuhang quickly mastered this small technique of the [Battery Charging Technique].
However … he felt that the method that Venerable White taught him was somewhat different from the content that Senior Three Waves left in the group space.
Did Venerable White improve this [Battery Charging Technique] himself?
* * * * * *
The next day, July 9th.
When Song Shuhang woke up early in the morning, he opened the door to his room.
Then, he saw Senior White walking back and forth in the corridor outside his room.
"Good morning, Senior White," Song Shuhang said.
"Good morning, Shuhang." Senior White smiled. Then, he happily handed over the tablet in his hand and pulled out a message for Shuhang to see.
It was a message from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
"Venerable White, I've arranged for you and Shuhang Little Friend to participate in the flight training. On July 9th, a special agent will come to your door and deliver you a Class II medical certificate and a private pilot license (PPL). At that time, the agent will escort you to the airport for a test flight. I wish you a pleasant flight! — — Go, Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. "
Senior White smiled happily. He seemed to be in a good mood.
"Deliver me a medical certificate and a pilot license?" Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes. I haven't even touched a plane before. Senior Huangshan, is it really appropriate for you to directly give me a pilot license?
"Hmm, don't worry about these details. Hurry up and get ready! "Senior White said happily." In a while, someone will pick us up and bring us to the airport for a test flight! Don't miss the time! "
"Yes, Senior, no problem. I'll get ready and wait to set off!" Song Shuhang smiled brightly at Senior White.
"Okay, hurry up!" Senior White hummed a song and went downstairs with her tablet.
After Senior White went downstairs, Doudou quietly came out. Without saying anything, it shook its body. Then, a strand of dog fur fell off.
Then, it quietly passed the dog fur to Song Shuhang. "Take it and keep it close to your body. Just in case! "
"Doudou!" Song Shuhang said excitedly — at crucial times, Doudou was still very loyal!
Doudou patted Song Shuhang with its paw and quietly went back to its room.
After returning to the room, Doudou revealed a human-like smile. "Hehe, stupid Huangshan, if you don't let me learn how to drive, I'll directly learn how to fly a plane!"
So … that strand of dog fur wasn't for Song Shuhang just in case?
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…
The pitiful Song Shuhang, who didn't know what was going on, carefully hid the dog fur close to his body and quickly opened the chat software.
When he opened it, there was indeed a message from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
"Shuhang Little Friend, I've already arranged for you and Venerable White to participate in flight training. On the 9th of July, someone will send you a medical certificate and a pilot license. Then, I'll bring you to learn how to fly a plane. Have a good time. — Yellow Mountain Zhenjun. "
Song Shuhang replied, "Senior Huangshan, can't you tell me this a few days in advance so that I can be mentally prepared?"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun happened to be online at this time. "Haha, didn't I tell you long ago that I'll arrange for you to learn how to fly a plane in the near future? Moreover, it's not easy to get you to directly learn how to fly a plane through connections. You should seize the opportunity to learn, don't complain! "
"Alright." Song Shuhang sighed. "Then, I only have one additional request. Senior Huangshan, please prepare a 'spacesuit' and supporting oxygen supply equipment for me! "
"What do you need these for? It's just to fly in the blue sky, isn't it? "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun asked.
"Senior Huangshan." Song Shuhang said solemnly, "If I'm with Senior White, my goal isn't as simple as just the blue sky. My journey is the universe! "
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