King Doudou: "I don't care. Senior Venerable White and Song Shuhang by my side have learned to drive and have a driver's license. I'm the only one who doesn't have one. Isn't it obvious that I'm stupid? I don't care. You must get me a driver's license. I still want to learn to drive. I want to drive! Silly Yellow Mountain, do you hear me? "
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "…"
[System Notification: (* * * * *) King Doudou has been muted by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun for 1 day. ]
Doudou snorted coldly. "Do you think muting me will work?"
It clapped its paws and flipped to the private chat page. "Silly Huangshan, Silly Huangshan …"
I can't talk in the group, but I still have private chat!
Then Doudou continued, "I want to drive. Can you promise me? I beg you! "
"Stop fooling around. How can a Pekingese like you learn to drive?" Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said.
"Damn it. Silly Huangshan, you're bullying a dog!" Doudou was angry and dissatisfied. "So what if I'm a Pekingese? I have paws to hold the steering wheel. If I become bigger, my feet can also step on the brake and accelerator! I've been reading Old Duo's driving theories these few days. I've also memorized all the traffic knowledge. I can do it! "
Song Shuhang turned to look at Doudou's computer screen. Now that he had opened his Eye Aperture, his eyesight was very good. He had seen the entire conversation between Doudou and Yellow Mountain Zhenjun.
When he saw this, an enlarged version of a 'Pekingese' sitting in the car like a human with its paws on the steering wheel and driving seriously appeared in his mind. Its two legs could even step on the clutch, accelerator and brake …
That scene was simply too beautiful …
Not to mention anything else, if it were to drive on the road, it would scare a lot of people.
The traffic police wouldn't even dare to stop it. Would they dare to use their lives to stop a driving dog? Did they not want their lives anymore? What if they got hit by a car? Who would pay for it?
"In short, no means no. Wait until you condense your Yao Core and can transform into a human, then talk to me about learning how to drive. Otherwise, there's nothing to talk about! "True Monarch Yellow Mountain said firmly.
"Stupid Huangshan! Huangshan is an idiot! Stupid Huangshan! "
Doudou started spamming the screen in dissatisfaction.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun sent a sneering emoji, "If you make any more noise, I'll kick you out of the Nine Provinces (1) Group. Also, set it as a user who refuses to join the group again! "
"…" Doudou's claw that was spamming the screen stopped.
After a while, it raised its head at a 45-degree angle, its face full of melancholy and loneliness …
Song Shuhang thought that Doudou was going to give in.
Instead, he saw Doudou sigh, "Stupid Huangshan, you're forcing me, Doudou, to use my ultimate move!"
Then, Song Shuhang watched as it took a screenshot of his chat with Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, then skillfully pulled up a member in his friend list.
Fairy Lychee was that very beautiful fairy who liked to take selfies.
Then, Doudou sent a private message to Fairy Lychee, "Sister Lychee!"
Followed by a silly smiling emoji.
"Oh, it's little Doudou. Why did you think of private messaging me today? "Fairy Lychee sent a sweet smile, it was obvious that she liked Doudou a lot.
"Well … I'm here to complain. Yellow Mountain Zhenjun bullied me, I feel wronged!" Doudou sent a tearful emoji, then sent a screenshot of his chat with Yellow Mountain Zhenjun to Fairy Lychee.
Doudou's screenshot was like this.
King Doudou: "I want to drive, can you promise me? I beg you! "Eh, what a gentle tone?
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "Don't make trouble, how can a pekingese like you learn to drive?"
King Doudou: "So what if I'm a pekingese? I have claws to hold the steering wheel, I can become bigger, my feet can also step on the brake and accelerator! I've been reading Old Duo's driving theories these days, I've also memorized all the traffic knowledge, I can do it! "
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "No way!"
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun: "If you make any more noise, I'll kick you out of the Nine Provinces Number One Group." Followed by a sneer emoji. ]
That's right … Doudou erased all the content of its scolding of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun, leaving only the emoji of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun coldly speaking to it.
Fairy Lychee quickly sent an 'angry' emoji.
Then, she replied to Doudou: "Yellow Mountain Zhenjun unexpectedly treated you like this, Doudou, just you wait, I'll give you justice!"
After saying this, Fairy Lychee went offline!
Doudou continued to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a melancholy and complacent expression on its face. "Sigh, revenge breeds revenge, when will it end? Why bother?"
After seeing this, Song Shuhang felt that his eyes were really going blind!
Doudou had once again broken the lower limit of Song Shuhang's definition of a 'cute pet'.
In the future, I'll definitely, definitely not raise a monster pet! Song Shuhang swore in his heart.
* * * * *
At this time, on the 69th peak of the Limitless Demon Sect, the Mahoraga Peak.
GONG ZIHAI sat quietly on the edge of the sea of clouds, resting his chin on one hand.
In the sea of clouds, Zheng Neng was sweating profusely, practicing the basic sword technique over and over again, tempering his body.
The sea of clouds rolled, and Demon Monarch Anzhi's main body stepped out.
"Jing Mo is dead," Demon Monarch Anzhi said directly after appearing.
After hearing this news, GONG ZIHAI's face couldn't help but stiffen. "I remember that when Jing Mo went out this time, teacher gave him a talisman for the 'Blood Evasion Technique', right?"
That was a top-notch escaping technique that could allow one to escape from a Sixth Stage True Monarch. Branch Leader Jing Mo couldn't escape unscathed?
What kind of enemy did he encounter?
An old True Monarch at the peak of the Sixth Stage? Or a terrifying Seventh Stage Spiritual Venerable?
Zheng Neng stopped practicing, shook off the sweat on his face, and approached Demon Monarch Anzhi. "Was Jing Mo careless and didn't have the chance to use the 'Blood Evasion Technique'? Or was he forcefully captured? "
"Jing Mo wasn't careless this time. This time, when he was dealing with 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books', he brought his good friend Daoist Half Gourd. At that time, Stressed by a Mountain of Books was alone, and he didn't have any senior cultivators with him. That was a good opportunity to deal with him, "Demon Monarch Anzhi sighed.
"Daoist Half Gourd? Is it that famous loose cultivator? The gourd in his hand is very troublesome, "Zheng Neng said with a frown. When he was in the Immortal Farming Sect, he had heard of this Daoist Half Gourd's name. This Daoist Half Gourd's strength was average, but with that gourd, he was able to become a peak existence among the Fourth Stage cultivators.
"But this Daoist Half Gourd that even we felt was troublesome was directly killed by 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' with a magical treasure, and his corpse was shot to god knows where." Demon Monarch Anzhi recalled the scene that his clone saw, and felt a lingering fear.
His clone didn't even see clearly what magical treasure 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' used, and could only see a ray of light. The speed was too fast! Then, Daoist Half Gourd died.
Demon Monarch Anzhi put himself in Daoist Half Gourd's shoes and thought for a moment. If he was in Daoist Half Gourd's place, he also didn't have much confidence in surviving that magical treasure.
GONG ZIHAI narrowed his eyes and guessed, "I think that magical treasure can't be used repeatedly, right? Otherwise, Jing Mo would have used the 'Great Blood Evasion Technique' to escape. That 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' is only a First Stage cultivator, and his reaction speed is not fast enough. He definitely couldn't stop him! "
"Yes, after that 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' used the magical treasure, he didn't have the strength to resist. He received two sword attacks from Jing Mo, and was almost killed by Jing Mo's sword. However, Jing Mo didn't expect that 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' also had a magical escape technique, and when he used it, his speed was extremely fast. Even Jing Mo had to continuously burst forth in order to keep up with that escape light. My clone's speed couldn't keep up, and could only look at them from afar, "Demon Monarch Anzhi sighed.
Zheng Neng nodded and said, "That 'Stressed by a Mountain of Books' knows many senior cultivators, and it's not strange for him to have one or two escape techniques. In the end, Jing Mo's brain isn't that bright, and he actually didn't make any preparations. "
"As for what happened next, I don't know. But not long after … I received definite news that Su Clan's Seven captured Branch Leader Jing Mo alive, and brought him back to the headquarters of the Spirit River Su Clan. "The corner of Demon Monarch Anzhi's mouth twitched.
The Spirit River Su Clan was a huge clan that wasn't any weaker than the Limitless Demon Sect, and they had many tricks up their sleeves. If Branch Leader Jing Mo was captured, he would probably reveal a lot of information about the Limitless Demon Sect.
GONG ZIHAI's fingers lightly tapped on his thigh, and replied, "It doesn't matter, Jing Mo doesn't know much. The Spirit River Su Clan wouldn't be able to obtain much information from him … Also, I'll go and contact the members of the branch that originally belonged to 'Jing Mo', and ask them to retreat as soon as possible, so as to avoid the retaliation of the Spirit River Su Clan. Brother Seven's strength can be said to be the strongest among the Fifth Stage, and no branch can withstand his anger. "
"If you had known earlier, you wouldn't have chosen Su Clan's Seven," Demon Monarch Anzhi said with a strange smile.
"No … I'm actually very glad that I chose Brother Seven as my goal. He will become a huge motivation for me on my path to success. Between him and me, only one of us will survive. With this kind of pressure, I'll be able to grow even faster! "GONG ZIHAI said with a smile. He got up and jumped into the sea of clouds, heading toward the formation that the Limitless Demon Sect used to communicate with the outside world.
"Madman," Demon Monarch Anzhi muttered.
* * * * * *
Another two hours passed.
Venerable White: "Tu, tu, tu, tu …"
Next to him were three big boxes of bayberries … The box that Song Shuhang brought back had already been eaten. In the meantime, he rode his flying sword to the Luo Xin street area of Jiangnan University City, and bought four boxes of bayberries in one go.
Venerable White stood up and said to Song Shuhang, "The flying sword is about to arrive. Come with me, we'll receive it."
"Okay!" Song Shuhang jumped up.
This was the supplementary technique of the 《Basic Buddhist Fist Technique》, the 《Immovable Body of the Buddha》.
Just from the name, one could tell that it was a very barbaric technique. However, this was a supplementary technique that could allow him to further strengthen his body and speed up the opening of the First Stage acupoints. It was a technique that he urgently needed.
Venerable White pointed his finger at the sky, and a faint white light flickered on his finger.
Very soon, a small black sword appeared in the sky, shooting toward Venerable White.
Faintly …
Song Shuhang seemed to hear a scream.
The frequency of this scream was very familiar.
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