After saying that, Doudou added, "If you refuse, our friendship is over!"
"Then we'll be friends … Uh, alright, if it's the best man, that's not a problem," Song Shuhang said.
Doudou exploded. "Shuhang, you wanted to say 'our friendship is over', didn't you? Didn't you? "
"You heard wrong," Song Shuhang said seriously.
Doudou said, "I'm a puppy. As a dog demon, my ears are very sensitive."
"Shh ~ Lower your voice, my mom is still next door," Song Shuhang whispered.
Doudou lowered her voice. "Haven't you told your mom about your cultivation?"
"I haven't even had the chance to," Song Shuhang whispered.
Ever since he started cultivating, Song Shuhang had been very busy every day.
Doudou rolled her eyes. "You're already at the fourth rank. If you don't tell me now, when will you?"
"Although I'm at the fourth rank, I've only been cultivating for four months. Thank you," Song Shuhang said.
Doudou: "…"
The air suddenly became quiet.
A moment later.
"Awoo ~ Woof woof!" Doudou pounced, opening its bloody mouth.
"Let go! Let go of me! F * ck, pay attention to your image. If you don't let go, I'm going to fall out with you! "
"F * ck, didn't I tell you to find another place to bite? Are you a dog? No, I forgot that you were born in the year of the dog. "
"Anyway, just shut up and shut up. I'm telling you, I have all kinds of body-tempering techniques. I'm indestructible. You can't bite me. "
After a while …
Hearing footsteps outside the living room, Doudou finally stopped, satisfied.
It held the teacup again, a kind smile on its face.
"Vajra Indestructible Divine Kung Fu, ptui, my dog teeth specialize in breaking all kinds of Vajra Indestructible Divine Kung Fu," Doudou said, and then it grinned its teeth proudly.
Secretly, Doudou's teeth were aching. Did Song Shuhang's physique become stronger again? She gritted her teeth. Moreover, after biting for a long time, it only left two faint teeth marks on this guy's arm.
"What are you guys talking about? Why are you chatting so happily? "Mama Song gave them some snacks and said with a smile.
Doudou: "I was just inviting Shuhang to be my bridesmaid, no, best man. Song Shuhang agreed. "
"Oh? Nicholas Dou, are you getting married? "Mama Song asked curiously.
It was rare to see someone get married at such a young age.
Doudou: "I'm getting married tomorrow."
"So urgent? Shuhang, can you make it in time? "Mama Song said.
Song Shuhang said, "Mama, don't worry. I can spare some time. "
"In that case, you can arrange it yourself. You guys continue chatting," Mama Song said with a smile. Then, she left the living room, giving space to Song Shuhang and Doudou.
If she were to stay on the side while they were chatting, they wouldn't be able to talk freely.
After Mama Song left, Doudou asked in a low voice, "Actually … your parents have already missed the right age to cultivate. Even if they start cultivating now, it's already too late. The best way to deal with it is to be like Alchemist and find some longevity pills to extend their lifespan. "
Song Shuhang: "I know … I have the 'living spring' and the scholarly faction's Virtuous Golden Lotus. These two things alone can extend a person's lifespan by a hundred years."
He had already secretly given the living spring to his parents. As for the Virtuous Golden Lotus, he wasn't in a hurry — it was different from the living spring.
"In addition, Senior White is preparing to design a [Martial Arts Expert Training System]. After Senior White completes the system, I want to give one to my parents," Song Shuhang said.
"It seems that you already have a plan for your family." Doudou licked her claws.
Song Shuhang: "Of course. It's better to be prepared. No matter what you do, it'll be much easier if you have a plan. "
"That makes sense." Doudou said, "Then, do we also need to make a plan for our groomsmen?"
Our groomsmen?
It's yours, not ours! I'm not going to get married. Song Shuhang ridiculed in his heart.
"Shuhang, have you ever been a groomsman?" Doudou asked.
Song Shuhang shook his head.
"You're too weak. You've never even been a groomsman," Doudou said in disdain.
Song Shuhang: "I'm only a second-year student, okay? My friends are about the same age as me, and they're not married yet. How can I be a groomsman? "
"Then what about our groomsmen? You don't have experience, and neither do I. "Doudou said worriedly.
Song Shuhang chuckled and took out his laptop. "It's the age of the internet. If you don't know anything, ask Brother Ah Gu. If you don't know anything, ask Bai Du or Skinny Dog. If you search it, you'll find everything! "
"How do we search it?" Doudou asked.
"Watch me." Song Shuhang turned on his laptop and opened Bai Du's webpage.
[What do you need to prepare for a wedding groomsman?] Song Shuhang typed it in.
A lot of content popped up.
"Wait, note that the groom is a dog, and what special things do you need to prepare." Doudou took the laptop and typed on it.
The next moment, a piece of news appeared on the webpage.
[Shocking! It's a series of f * cking single dogs! According to the news, Mr. Huang, a citizen of Kunyi City, and his friend held a dog wedding in the park. In this romantic era, even dogs had to hold weddings and treat each other to a meal. At the wedding, the dog wore a wedding dress, a small suit, and a special marriage certificate. The atmosphere was extremely romantic. The dog exchanged wedding collars in front of everyone. The whole process was the same as humans. The scene was hilarious.]
"F * ck, this news is racist. I'll report it first," Doudou said with dissatisfaction.
Song Shuhang: "…"
When he saw this news, he realized something.
The dog of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun was getting married, and they wanted to hold a big wedding. He felt that it was normal before. When he saw this news, Doudou's wedding was the same as a normal person's wedding for a dog.
He wanted to complain.
"By the way, Shuhang, do you have any other groomsmen in mind? Find a few more. Otherwise, won't it be too lonely if you're the only groomsman? "Doudou said while watching the news.
Song Shuhang said, "Don't you have several friends in Wenzhou City? Just find them and ask them to be your groomsmen. "
"No way." Doudou said with a bitter face, "With my personality, when I ask them to be my groomsmen, they will definitely think that I'm deceiving them. They will think that I actually want them to be bridesmaids and only use the title of 'groomsman' to trick them into attending the wedding. "
Song Shuhang said, "You really do have some self-awareness."
"Of course," Doudou said proudly.
Song Shuhang: "…"
"Pay attention to the groomsmen. Don't ask Thrice Reckless. I feel that if Thrice Reckless and I are together, something big will happen. The two of us are too compatible. It's bound to make big news, "Doudou reminded him again.
Song Shuhang: "…"
"Does anyone have a choice?" Doudou asked.
"Does anyone from the Buddhist Sect mind?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I don't mind, as long as I can make up the numbers," Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "I'll call Senior Brother Three Realms and Guoguo. Guoguo can be the flower girl, and Senior Brother Three Realms can be the groomsman."
After saying that, Song Shuhang called Senior Brother Three Realms.
"Hello, it's Shuhang Little Friend. How come you have time to call me today?" Senior Brother Three Realms said with a smile.
Song Shuhang: "Today I have something to trouble Senior Brother Three Realms. I don't know if Senior Brother has time recently?"
"I should be quite free recently. What's the matter?" Senior Brother Three Realms said with a smile.
Song Shuhang: "Well, Senior Brother, can you be the groomsman for once?"
"No problem. Are you getting married?" Senior Brother Three Realms asked curiously, "Who is the other party? The little genius of the Su Clan? Or the other fairies in the group? "
Song Shuhang: "Ahem, not me. It's Doudou's wedding. Doudou wants you to be the groomsman and the little monk Guoguo to be the flower girl. "
Senior Brother Three Realms: "…"
The atmosphere suddenly quieted down again.
"Hello ~ Senior Brother Three Realms, can you reply?" Song Shuhang said.
Senior Brother Three Realms: "Ahem, well. Shuhang, my phone only has 99% battery left. I'm hanging up now. Talk to you next time. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
99% battery meant that it was close to full. What was the point of hanging up?
"Senior Brother, next time when you refuse, at least find a good reason. You can just say that it only has one battery left. "Song Shuhang felt his teeth aching.
Senior Brother Three Realms: "Ah, that won't do. A monk doesn't lie. My phone still has 99% battery left. I can't insist that it only has one battery left. Otherwise, I'll be breaking the precepts. "
"Then I'll give you some time. Can you think of a more reasonable reason?" Song Shuhang suggested.
Senior Brother Three Realms: "Then I'll be honest. I only want to attend Doudou's wedding as a guest tomorrow. I don't want to be the groomsman. The wedding banquet of Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's family is specially made by an immortal chef. I'm drooling just thinking about the delicacies. "
"Don't monks abstain from eating meat?" Song Shuhang asked.
Senior Brother Three Realms: "I'm a layman disciple. I don't abstain from eating. So forget about being the groomsman. I'll send Guoguo to you when the time comes. She can be the flower girl. That's settled then. See you tomorrow. "
After saying that, Senior Brother Three Realms couldn't wait to hang up.
Song Shuhang also hung up and looked at Doudou. "I can't be the groomsman. I found a flower girl for you."
Doudou: "My heart is so tired."
Song Shuhang: "My heart is even more tired, okay? Right, in a while, I'll go to Senior Creation's place. There will be a lot of fellow daoists there, such as Jouko Hagi, Riverly Purple Mist, Senior White's clone, and my disciples Little Cai and Lady Onion. Doudou, do you want to go together? "
"You want to listen to Dharma King Creation's concert?" Doudou opened her eyes wide. "Isn't it good to be alive? Why do you want to listen to Dharma King Creation's singing?"
Song Shuhang sighed, and said, "I have a reason why I must go!"
Ye Si was still suffering from her inner demon and hadn't recovered yet.
Doudou pondered for a moment and clenched her teeth, saying, "As long as you help me settle the matter with the groomsmen, I'll risk my life and accompany you!"
×××××
After greeting Mama Song, Song Shuhang and Doudou set off for Dharma King Creation's concert.
Along the way, Song Shuhang tried to contact Senior White two.
I wonder if Senior Septuagint and Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue have been rescued yet?
Senior White two: [What's the matter?]
[Senior White, have you rescued Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue and Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue?] Song Shuhang asked.
[It's done. However, we failed to capture the big-eyed planet. As a result … the Beast Realm is now in big trouble.] Senior White two said.
Song Shuhang: [Has Resident Evil gotten bigger?]
[No, the big-eyed planet ran to the Beast Realm.] Senior White two said.
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