Song Shuhang coughed lightly. "Sorry, I got distracted."
As soon as the words left his mouth, Song Shuhang felt that something was wrong … His words were ambiguous.
"Don't be uncomfortable, Jouko Hagi. Be confident. Be proud of your long legs! As a man, Shuhang was fascinated by such long legs. It's normal for him to get distracted, "Doudou said.
Heavens, Doudou, do you have to explain in such a timely manner?
The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. He wanted to defend himself again, but when Doudou interrupted, it was as if yellow mud had fallen into his pants. It was shit even if it wasn't shit. No matter how he explained, it would give people the feeling that he was quibbling.
"It's not that I'm not confident." Jouko Hagi giggled. She swung her little feet. "But, it's the first time Song Qianbei stared at my legs."
"Because he had a problem with his sense of beauty." Doudou said, "Shuhang used to think that women's legs weren't good to look at. He thought that men had legs too, and women's legs were just whiter and longer. That's why he couldn't understand his roommate's leg-fetish."
Song Shuhang was shocked. "F * ck, how did you know?"
He had never mentioned this to Doudou, right?
Doudou could read minds too?
No, he had never even thought about this in front of Doudou.
"When we were filming the last time, I heard your roommate mention it when they were chatting. Hehe, your roommate didn't have enough vigilance against a cute little Pekingese. I heard it when I was squatting next to them. "Doudou said proudly.
"Senior Ba Song ~ Your thoughts in the past were very dangerous. Fortunately, you didn't become a leg-fetish." Riverly Purple Mist covered her mouth and chuckled. The purple light in her eyes flickered, making her look especially naughty.
Song Shuhang said, "Senior Sister Ziyan, if you don't call me Senior Ba Song, we can still be good friends."
"If you don't call me Senior Ba Song, are you going to say the first word twice with a trembling voice before saying it out loud?" Riverly Purple Mist smirked.
"You said the first word of your Saint Name twice in a trembling voice? What kind of joke is this? "Jouko Hagi asked curiously.
Doudou: "You don't know about this, Jouko Hagi? When the first word of Shuhang's holy name is pronounced with a trembling voice, it's Ba ~ Ba Song. It's very interesting. "
Song Shuhang said seriously, "I don't have a son like you, Doudou."
Doudou: "Huh? F * ck … Ba Song, I'm going to kill you! "
Doudou pounced and bit Song Shuhang's arm.
"Let go, f * ck, let go, or I'll use the Steel Hands Art to break all your teeth. I'll count to five, if you don't let go, I won't be polite!" Song Shuhang shouted. He used all his strength to shake off Doudou's arm, but Doudou firmly bit his arm, refusing to let go even in death. It swung up and down along with Song Shuhang's arm …
"I see, it's a homonym for 'Daddy'." Jouko Hagi narrowed her eyes and smiled.
She thought of a possibility.
If she had the chance to ascend to the Eighth Stage one day, she could choose a Saint Name that was a homonym for 'Mama', such as [Mama Fairy] or something like that. If others called her Saint Name, they would be taken advantage of.
No, no, this was too suicidal. The price was too high. It was better not to die like this.
From time to time, Soft Feather would also do some interesting things and create big news.
However, before doing something big, she would consider the price she might have to pay after doing so.
This was a good habit that allowed her to always restrain herself and not cause any major incidents that went too far.
In the meantime, Song Shuhang managed to get rid of Doudou with great difficulty.
At the same time, he looked around the concert venue.
Song Shuhang said, "The concert venue is already full of people. Is Senior Creation really planning to start singing at 4 PM?"
Just as he was speaking, his heart suddenly thumped, and a bad premonition emerged in his heart.
He felt that Dharma King Creation might create big news.
After all, a lot of people had prepared a pair of 'powerful earplugs' before coming to the concert.
For example, Senior Sister Riverly Purple Mist had prepared some earplugs that had the effect of 'piercing eardrums'.
If Dharma King Creation were to start singing at 4 PM on time, wouldn't the effect of his concert be greatly reduced if everyone took out their earplugs and wore them?
Such being the case, would Dharma King Creation launch a surprise attack and suddenly start singing in advance?
Just as this thought flashed through his mind … eight beams of light suddenly lit up on the concert stage.
Afterward, the lights of the entire venue were turned off.
The venue was originally in a sealed space, and after the lights were turned off, the entire place became dark, leaving only the eight beams of light on the concert stage.
[Heavens, Senior Creation is really planning to launch a surprise attack!] Song Shuhang hurriedly took out his earplugs.
At the same time, with a thought, he summoned the sea turtle from the Inner World.
Senior Turtle said that he wanted to go to the concert, but he was too busy chatting with Jouko Hagi and forgot to bring Senior Turtle along.
However, the timing was just right. Senior Creation's concert was about to start, and Senior Turtle wouldn't miss it.
The sea turtle said, "Oh, I thought you had forgotten about me."
Song Shuhang said, "Haha, Senior Turtle, the concert is about to start. The timing is just right."
"Clang, clang, clang ~"
The heavy sound of metal clashing echoed.
Afterward, eight small aircraft appeared directly above the beams of light. They should be magical treasures forged by Dharma King Creation.
"Eh? The concert hasn't started yet, right? Wasn't it supposed to start at four o 'clock? "
"Perhaps it's a rehearsal? It's not even four o 'clock yet, and there are still a lot of people on their way. The concert can't start so early. "
"I heard that large-scale concerts need to adjust the lighting and the like. Fellow Daoist Creation has been doing quite well in the music industry recently. Although this is an extra small concert for us, adjusting the lighting and the like isn't a small matter."
"Also, all kinds of sound equipment and electronic equipment have to be prepared in advance. The concert isn't that simple."
Comforting voices echoed.
When everyone heard these comforting voices, they felt that they were reasonable.
The concert would start at four o 'clock, and it was normal to adjust the lighting and sound equipment before the concert started.
At this time, Song Shuhang quickly put the earplugs in his ears.
The moment he put them on, he felt that his world had become quiet.
He couldn't hear anything.
"Phew ~" Song Shuhang let out a sigh of relief.
As far as he was concerned, Dharma King Creation's song was like a cool breeze caressing the mountain. It was no longer able to reach him. "Ahahaha."
"Thump, thump, thump ~"
A series of sounds echoed, and the pillars of light on the stage became brighter and brighter.
Eight figures appeared in the pillars of light.
The four figures on the left were squatting on the ground in a Terminator's pose.
The four figures on the right were holding their cheeks with one hand while in a contemplative pose.
Every one of the figures was topless. Their muscles were bulging, and they were filled with the beauty of masculinity.
"Wait, am I seeing things? Are there eight Dharma King Creations?" Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide.
The eight figures in the pillars of light were all Senior Creations!
Cloning technique? Puppet technique? Mirror image?
No matter what technique it was, one Dharma King Creation could already send people to heaven. Eight Dharma King Creations … should be enough to destroy the world, right?
However, after the eight Dharma King Creations appeared, they didn't start singing. They just maintained their posture and didn't move.
After a short moment, the pillars of light dimmed, and the eight Dharma King Creations disappeared.
It seems that they're really adjusting the lighting? Some of the fellow daoists that had already taken out their earplugs and placed them next to their ears secretly heaved a sigh of relief and put down their hands that were holding the earplugs.
But what was going on with the eight Dharma King Creations just now?
Some people were somewhat worried as they pinched their earplugs. Would a mere set of earplugs be able to block the power of Dharma King Creation's singing?
They felt somewhat uneasy.
A fellow daoist said, "This is some kind of technology. It should be a 3D projection or something like that. I've seen similar technology before, but it hasn't been perfected yet. This time, the 3D projection technology used by Dharma King Creation is already very complete, and the eight Dharma King Creations look very lifelike. "
A fellow daoist said, "It's fine if it's a technological projection. I'm afraid that Dharma King Creation has gathered eight clones and summoned Shenlong."
A fellow daoist said, "Eight clones aren't easy to deal with unless they're puppets. But puppets aren't the main body, and even if they start singing, they won't have the lethality of the main body. There's no need to worry. "
Just as they were talking, another pillar of light lit up on the stage.
This time, the pillar of light was thicker and bigger than the previous one.
Countless particles of light appeared in the pillar of light.
The particles of light dispersed, and soon after, Dharma King Creation, who was wearing a small white suit and had long hair fluttering in the wind, appeared.
He didn't say anything. He just half-closed his eyes and raised his hands.
The gazes of all the fellow daoists in the venue were attracted, and they couldn't help but stare at Dharma King Creation.
"The particles of light that Fellow Daoist Creation released when he made his appearance are a simple magical technique that can attract the attention of others. It's a magical technique of the charm system." A voice was transmitted to Song Shuhang's mind.
It was True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple's voice.
Song Shuhang stealthily looked around.
Aside from Jouko Hagi and Liu Jianyi, the other fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group had already put on their earplugs.
Sure enough, they were all on the same side, and they could guess Dharma King Creation's thoughts.
Jouko Hagi didn't wear earplugs because she and Dharma King Creation were on the same wavelength when it came to music. She truly felt that Dharma King Creation's voice was very pleasant to listen to.
As for Senior Brother Liu Jianyi, perhaps he was too lazy to wear earplugs? Or perhaps it was because of Jouko Hagi's face?
But right at this time, Dharma King Creation snapped his fingers.
In the next moment, the cheerful sound of musical instruments echoed.
Dharma King Creation strode forward, and the lights gathered on his body.
As he walked, the clothes he was wearing changed.
Waves of light converged and dissipated.
Soon after, Dharma King Creation, who was wearing only a pair of leather pants, appeared in front of everyone. There was a silver microphone in his hand.
The wind blew, and Dharma King Creation's long hair fluttered in the wind.
“ready? Go! "Dharma King Creation waved his hand.
Behind him, the eight pillars of light shone once again.
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