Upon hearing this name, the first thing that came to Song Shuhang's mind was Doudou.
This' bride 'that was going to get married tomorrow wouldn't have run away from home again, right? Wasn't' Heaven Shrouding Hook 'Zhou Li looking after it?
Maybe … Doudou was, after all, an expert at running away from home. Doudou had already seen through Zhou Li's tricks, so there was really no way to guard against it.
However, Doudou hadn't advanced to the Fifth Stage yet. If this' Nicholas Bean 'was really Doudou, it should have used some kind of illusory technique to transform into a human form and communicate with his mother, right?
Song Shuhang said, "I'll go back immediately."
If it was really Doudou, why did it run to Wenzhou City today? Tomorrow was its wedding day, and Yellow Mountain Zhenjun would definitely catch it and bring it back. Even if it wanted to look for me, it should have gone to Jiangnan University City to look for me, right?
With a stomach full of doubts, Song Shuhang rushed home.
After opening the door, Song Shuhang saw Mama Song's figure in the distance, busy in the kitchen.
In the living room, a man with long blonde hair was sitting steadily.
His facial features were a mix of Chinese and Western. His face was soft, and his eyes were deep.
The man was holding a teacup, and when he saw Song Shuhang come in, he faintly smiled. His smile was somewhat bashful.
Song Shuhang tried to sense the aura of the other party, but there was no trace of energy on the body of this blonde man. He looked just like an ordinary person.
Mama Song said, "Shuhang, you're back. Treat your friend well, I'll make some snacks for you. "
Song Shuhang nodded and replied, "Okay."
Then, he sat next to the blonde man and whispered, "Doudou?"
"Woof, please call me Nicholas Bean now," the blonde man replied.
"…" Song Shuhang.
Heavens, it's really Doudou.
"Why did you run out? And what's with this stupid name? "Song Shuhang asked.
Doudou took out an ID card and handed it to Song Shuhang. "A long, long time ago, I asked Cave Lord Snow Wolf to make a human ID card for me, and I gave myself this name. Woof ~ So I used it this time. "
Song Shuhang glanced at the ID card. The Chinese name 'Nicholas Bean' was very eye-catching. There was also a picture of a golden-haired man attached to it.
Was there really no problem with such a name? Could it be that Cave Lord Snow Wolf had used a fake identity to fool Doudou?
"What's with your appearance? Are you a Pekingese? Do you have the bloodline of another dog? "Song Shuhang asked.
Pekingese is a breed from China, right? Why does Doudou look like a mixed breed now?
Doudou flipped her long golden hair. "Of course it's to match the appearance of this ID card. When I took the ID photo, I was still unable to transform into a human, so Cave Lord Snow Wolf used the appearance of a world-famous celebrity and modified it a bit, resulting in my current appearance. "
Song Shuhang asked, "So, you're using an illusion technique now?"
"That's right. I used a special magic artifact to transform it. The effect is very realistic, and I can even restrain my aura. In the past, I relied on this magic artifact to evade Zhou Li's search and capture many times. But later on, he found a way to crack my magic artifact, and I haven't used it ever since. "Doudou sighed.
Technology was constantly developing, and so was cultivation. Anti-tracking methods and tracking methods were also constantly being upgraded.
Zhou Li's tracking methods were backed by Yellow Mountain Zhenjun and an entire team, but Doudou had to figure out its own way to obtain anti-tracking methods and magic artifacts.
As he thought of this, Doudou Xin felt very tired.
"Did you run away from home again today?" Song Shuhang asked.
Doudou sighed. "Not today. Today, I asked Idiot Huangshan to go out for a day. I have to go back at six in the evening. "
"Then why did you come to Wenzhou City? If I didn't happen to come back today, you wouldn't have been able to meet me, "Song Shuhang said.
Doudou rolled her eyes. "I didn't come here to look for you. I came here to see a few old friends. Then, I remembered that your house is nearby, so I came to take a look. Also … I heard that a hospital opened in Wenzhou City and imported the transgender technology from neighboring Thailand. It's very good, so I came to take a look. "
"What? Transgender technology? "Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.
"Hey, Shuhang. I'm getting married tomorrow, "Doudou said.
Song Shuhang nodded and said, "I know. I also have an invitation from Yellow Mountain Zhenjun."
"Then, last night, I stared at my little Doudou all night and found that it still hasn't disappeared," Doudou said seriously.
Song Shuhang: "Huh?"
Doudou continued, "Since I'm getting married, and the person I'm getting married to is a male dog, I've always suspected that I might be a female dog. Therefore, I've always suspected that I might be a female dog, and stupid Yellow Mountain has cast a magical technique on me since I was a child. When the time comes, I might become a female dog. However, I'm getting married tomorrow, but I haven't become a female dog yet. "
"So, you want to find a sex change hospital and have a sex change operation to become a female dog?" Song Shuhang tried to ask.
"Hehe, how is that possible." Doudou chuckled. "I'm thinking that if I become a female dog, I should go to this hospital immediately and change into a male dog. I don't want to become a female dog and get married. It's too destructive. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
After Doudou finished speaking, it softly sat on the sofa again and held the teacup with both hands.
Its current appearance was "transformed," so it was actually holding the teacup with both of its front paws and spinning it? This action was very difficult.
Since Song Shuhang knew Doudou, it was the first time he saw it so listless.
Yellow Mountain Zhenjun's "Marry Doudou" really made Doudou miserable.
"Doudou, do you regret making the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan'?" Song Shuhang asked.
He remembered that Yellow Mountain Zhenjun decided to marry Doudou during the hand-guided tractor competition. After Doudou played the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan' in front of all the cultivators, the True Monarch made up his mind to marry Doudou.
"How is that possible? This is the consequence of courting death. I have to grit my teeth and bear it. This is Thrice Reckless' famous saying. We are all adults, so we should dare to take responsibility. " Doudou said proudly, "If I could turn back time, I would increase the sound of the 'Song of the Stupid Huangshan' by three times, making the song even more exciting!"
Thrice Reckless' disease was in the late stage, and there was no cure.
After the excitement, Doudou became listless again and softly sat on the sofa.
After a while.
"Song Shuhang, are you my good friend?" Doudou suddenly asked.
Song Shuhang looked at the listless Doudou and softened his heart. "You can say that."
When he first stepped on the path of cultivation, Doudou gave him a lot of help … although she also caused him a lot of trouble.
"Then, Song Shuhang, if we are good friends, shouldn't we share blessings and misfortunes together?" Doudou's eyes lit up. "So, on the day of my wedding, you should be my best man … no, my bridesmaid!"
"I refuse!" Song Shuhang said.
Doudou said, "You liar, didn't we say that we would be good friends for life?"
"There's nothing wrong with being good friends for life, but bridesmaids are impossible," Song Shuhang said.
"None of you are reliable," Doudou said while gnashing her teeth.
Song Shuhang said, "You went to Wenzhou City to find a good friend just to find someone to be your best man … bridesmaid?"
"Otherwise, why do you think I came all the way here?" Doudou rolled her eyes.
Song Shuhang pinched his chin and said with a smile, "Tsk tsk, so you are willing to marry and don't resist anymore?"
She even took the initiative to form a bridesmaid group. Did Doudou succumb to fate?
"There's nothing to resist. After all, 'marriage' is just a ceremony. Have you heard of this saying? 'A married daughter is like spilled water.' As long as I get married, stupid Yellow Mountain won't be able to control me anymore. At that time, I'll run away as soon as the wedding is over, hehehe, "Doudou said complacently.
But after being proud, Doudou returned to her listless state.
Premarital phobia?
Or is she about to get married and can't bear to part with Yellow Mountain Zhenjun?
Anyway, this kind of listless version of Doudou was really rare.
Song Shuhang couldn't bear it, and said, "Doudou, have you ever thought about … what if your partner is actually a female dog?"
Although Doudou was nominally married to Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother. But if the plot progressed smoothly, it was likely that the one who would marry Doudou would be Fairy Fleeting Life.
"Hehe." Doudou raised her head, and faintly said, "A lot of friends comforted me like this before, and explained to me that with stupid Huangshan's character, it was impossible for him to marry me to a male dog. But … I saw the groom yesterday, and he was a powerful male dog of the [Dog Sky Battalion]. "
Song Shuhang: "…"
Fairy Fleeting Life's eldest brother, right? I remember Fairy Fleeting Life mentioning that her eldest brother was doing well in the [Dog Sky Battalion].
"Alright, I'm going to continue looking for a few friends. I want to see if anyone is willing to share the joys and sorrows with me and be my bridesmaid. "Doudou stood up and put down the teacup.
Song Shuhang suggested, "Doudou, you might as well look for a female cultivator friend or someone like True Monarch White Crane. After all, you're going to be a bridesmaid, and normal male cultivators will definitely not agree."
"That's impossible," Doudou faintly said. "My female cultivator friends are all Chu Chu. I won't tell them that I'm going to get married. "
"Pfff ~" Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh.
Doudou rolled her eyes.
Song Shuhang said, "If you really can't do it, you can go to the Nine Provinces Number One Group and find a few fairies to make up the numbers. Fairy Lychee, Fairy Firefly, Dongfang Six Fairies, and so on. If you look for them, they should be willing to be your bridesmaids. "
"Nope." Doudou shook her head, and said, "Getting married is already a very shameful thing. If I ask them to be my bridesmaids, I'll only be ridiculed even more."
So … Doudou actually wants to find a large group of male bridesmaids to share the 'shame'?
Song Shuhang said, "Actually, Doudou, although Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said that you're 'getting married', you can take the initiative and assume the posture of 'getting married'. However, you can take the initiative and assume the posture of 'getting a wife'. You can form a group of groomsmen and marry the other party as if you're getting a bride. "
"Eh?" Doudou's eyes suddenly lit up.
Although Yellow Mountain Zhenjun said that he was going to 'marry' it, it was still a male dog, so why should it get married?
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