The next level was still a very strange horizontal action style.
There was a lonely water pipe in front of him, and there was a block with a question mark hanging in front of it.
Old P forgot about the game for a moment and went up to push the block.
A row of blocks that could not be pushed appeared above his head, and it was filled with words: You won't die if you don't ask for it!
"F * ck! I knew it was a trap! This is Chen Mo's conspiracy! "
Old P was speechless. After trying to push it a few times, he finally confirmed that this block could not be pushed. If he pushed it, he would not be able to pass!
He had no choice but to commit suicide, IQ -50!
The next time, Old P learned his lesson and wanted to jump onto the block.
As a result, the moment he jumped up, a man-eating flower came out of the cube and bit the protagonist's leg.
Flop! IQ -50!
"F * ck! It's still a conspiracy! "
Old P was speechless. After reviving again, he chose to feint to lure the man-eating flower out before stepping on the block. This time, he jumped toward the water pipe in front of him, but he ended up slipping down the pipe!
The protagonist fell from the water pipe on the top left and returned to the far end.
Old P was speechless.
But this was not the end. Just as Old P wanted to jump onto the block again, he found that he could not! Because the blocks that were originally hidden had all been activated!
And the line of words on it had changed: You will die if you don't ask for it!
"I'm going to die!"
[Grudge: + 66!]
Old P was speechless. It was impossible to guard against!
After stepping through almost all the holes that could be stepped on, Old P finally arrived in front of the final castle.
"F * ck, I can finally pass this level. I'm starting to doubt my own IQ …"
However, just as Old P walked to the entrance of the castle defenseless, the king pushed the door open and came out. And with this push, he pushed Old P off the cliff!
Flop! IQ -50!
"Eh, that's strange. Did someone just knock on the door?" The old king muttered to himself.
Old P was about to vomit blood. What the f * ck! Was there still a need to cause trouble in the final part of this level? Where was the trust between people??
Old P was not discouraged. He started all over again, and with a lot of effort, he finally arrived at the right side of the castle entrance.
"Hmph, you can't push me down this time, right?"
Old P confidently walked toward the castle's main gate, but the gate opened again. It was the old king again. He pushed the gate and pushed Old P off the cliff again!
Dead! IQ -50!
"Holy shit!!"
Old P was dumbfounded. Why wasn't he playing according to the rules!
Why is it that no matter if I stand on the left or the right, I will be pushed down the cliff!
Old P was at a complete loss. What should he do?
After the old king's fancy opening of the door, Old P finally had no choice but to click the [Prompt] button in the upper right corner.
[The stupid developer told you that there are two ways to get the hint to clear the stage.]
Coercion: a slap in the face. There was a portrait of Chen Mo on the left. He could slap himself by swiping the screen, and the hint would be unlocked after a certain number of slaps.
Temptation: Top up 1 yuan …
The corners of Old P's mouth twitched slightly. He decisively chose to coerce!
Top up money? Impossible! One yuan was also money. Moreover, wasn't topping up money a blatant insult to his intelligence? I can't charge it!
We must not encourage this kind of evil trend!
Moreover, it was a good opportunity to slap Chen Mo!
After slapping "Chen Mo" 125 times, the prompt appeared.
A small hand pointed at the door of the castle.
？？？
Old P was dumbfounded. What did this mean? Could it be …
He tried to tap on the castle, and then the door opened …
The door opened …
Old P was flustered in the wind!
A side-scrolling game! It required manual tapping!
King: Dogsh * t, you're finally here. There have been kids knocking on the door pranks lately, it's so annoying!
Dogsh * t: … (You better not let me know that you did it on purpose!)
Old P wanted to vomit blood. Chen Mo's game even had its own ridicule! But why can't I help but want to hit you? Why!
You're so good at taking revenge on society!
After meeting the old king, the old king gave Dogsh * t a book.
The book contained a lot of key information, and at the end, it asked, "So the question is, who is the most handsome person in this game?"
Obviously, this was also a checkpoint.
There were four options below, including the name of the character in the game, and the name of the person in real life.
Old P went through all four options with a dumbfounded look, and in the end … they were all wrong!
"What the heck? Sure enough, with this game's style, it's definitely not these options! "
Old P opened the prompt interface and found that there was an extra button under Chen Mo's profile in the "Coercion" column, with an arrow pointing at Chen Mo's profile: "It's him!"
Old P tried tapping on it, and it actually passed!
Obviously, the 'most handsome person' was referring to Chen Mo himself!
Even the viewers could not stand it anymore, and all kinds of comments flooded the screen.
"What the heck, I've never seen such a shameless person!"
"Hahahahaha, it's actually Chen Mo himself. I knew that with this game's style, the answer would definitely not be simple!"
"Playing this game too much is affecting your IQ!"
"My brain circuits have been led astray!"
"Hahaha, the most handsome person is the designer himself? Isn't Chen Mo afraid of being struck by lightning!! "
…
During the course of the game, Old P discovered that the game actually had a lot of very funny achievement systems!
For example, the player could unlock the achievement [Child Prodigy: You actually passed with an IQ of 250? Looks like my design wasn't difficult enough!]
When the player's IQ was reduced to a negative number, the achievement [Negative IQ: How is this possible? It must be this world's fault!]
Players can answer "The designer of this game" in the "The most handsome person" question to unlock the achievement [Realist: In order to clear the game, I have to accept this setting …]
This made many of the players in charge of roasting the game lose their jobs, because Chen Mo had done the roasting himself!
The official roasting made it impossible for others to roast!
Old P was tormented by this game to the point of wanting to die. It was as if every seemingly safe place was a hidden trap that Chen Mo had dug, waiting for the players to jump into …
It was useless to be on guard, as it was simply impossible to guard against!
For example, there was a level where the protagonist had to pick up a wing from the ground to play Flappybird, but if he picked it up, he could only fly to the right, and no matter how long he flew to the right, he would not be able to pass the level …
The correct way to open the level was to jump to the right of the wing and pick it up. This way, he could fly to the left, and after dodging two flying salted fish and two clouds with thorns, he had to accurately land at the target point to pass the level.
Who the hell would have thought of this!
Old P was on the verge of breaking down. Some levels were not something a normal person's brain could come up with. Moreover, every time the protagonist died, his IQ would be continuously reduced. In the later levels, Old P's IQ was reduced to more than -800. It felt like Chen Mo was subtly mocking his IQ …
This feeling was very bad …
Moreover, the game's hints were also very deceptive. You either had to slap 255 times, or you had to top up 1 RMB. Both of these methods made people feel like their IQ was being insulted …
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