[You are now Player No.248- "Cat Dan 'er"]
Old P was dumbfounded. "What's going on? Why is it happening again?"
It was still the same style, the same dialogue, but the main character's name had changed from Dog Dan 'er to Cat Dan' er.
"You didn't even change the character's appearance!" Old P complained.
Two options, [Attack] and [Defense], appeared on the screen again. This time, Old P had learned his lesson. As the saying went, "Once bitten, twice shy". Since attacking could not cause any damage, he could only defend!
System Notification: Defense has been greatly improved!
There was also a shield special effect. Although it was still very simple and crude, Old P really had the illusion that his defense had improved!
[The Almighty King of Flying Dust has used his ultimate skill, "Adult Love," causing 2,147,483,647 damage to you!]
"F * ck! What the hell! My defense has been greatly improved, so why is the damage even higher? This doesn't make any sense, okay?! "
Old P was speechless. This game did not have any logic at all!
[Due to your limited strength, the adventure is being adjusted appropriately.]
[You are now Player No.249- "Iron Dan 'er"]
Familiar graphics, familiar plot, familiar routine. Old P felt like he had fallen into an endless loop. There was no end to it!
Only this time, the notification box had changed.
[Do you want to surrender to the Almighty King of Flying Dust?]
There were two options below, [No] and [No].
"F * ck? Isn't this the same? "
Old P casually chose [No], but the King of Flying Dust used that pile of shit again. Fail!
He chose [No] and still failed!
However, this time, a small [Hint] button appeared on the top right corner of the screen. After he clicked it, a small hand appeared on the vigilante on the left, pointing at him.
Old P was dumbfounded. "Does this mean … that I should click on him?"
He tried to click on the vigilante on the left, and this vigilante actually took out a pistol. There was also an additional button at the bottom of the screen: [Fire].
"F * ck! There's such a trick? What the f * ck is going on with this designer's brain? "
Old P was shocked. So this was the correct way to play this game?
Fire!
[You have shamelessly ambushed the defenseless "Almighty King of Flying Dust," causing 1,000 damage!]
He actually succeeded …
On the screen, the game logo flashed. So that was just the prologue, and now the real game had begun …
Old P was in a bad mood. He felt that there were a lot of philosophical questions in his mind that needed to be answered.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Why am I playing this game …?
[You are now Player 250. As you have destroyed too many worlds, Adventure System 0 has been adjusted to the lowest difficulty. You have received this month's moronic subsidy.
Old P let out a long sigh of relief. Although the words Player 250 and this month's retarded allowance had severely hurt his not-so-fragile heart, and had fully displayed Chen Mo's malice, he could still endure it …
Obviously, this wasn't a proper puzzle game at all!
Strictly speaking, this game should be a "Cultivation of Abnormal Brain Circuits", specially used to twist the players' brain circuits in abnormal directions!
As for the name of the game, Normal Adventure, it was obviously ironic … This adventure was not normal at all!
However, this piqued Old P's curiosity. He really wanted to see how abnormal the brain circuits of this game could be.
[To make this difficulty seem normal, please choose a main character name according to your preference.]
[Xiong Batian: $8,000,000]
[Bu Jingtao: $5,000,000]
[Big Dog Han: $3,500,000]
[Gou Leftover: $1,000,000]
The new puzzle made Old P fall into deep thought again. From the way the game worked, the previous ones didn't seem to work at all. As the month's moronic subsidy was only one million, it was obvious that he could only afford the last name!
Old P chose Gou Leftover without hesitation.
However, a system notification popped up: Insufficient balance!
Old P was shocked. What the hell! I have money!
However, when he took a closer look, the money given wasn't $1,000,000, but …!
The first one was a comma, and the second one was a dot!
Old P was speechless. He tried clicking on the dot, and the balance became $1,000,000.
"What the heck! So that's how it is. They're f * cking trying to scam me again! "
Old P was frustrated and proud at the same time. He was frustrated because the brain circuits of this game were really hard to guard against, but he was proud because he was getting more and more used to the brain circuits of this game …
To be able to find a solution so quickly, I'm probably also very talented, right?
Old P entered the game interface confidently.
This was the real game content. The whole screen looked like a very retro horizontal version of a game. The graphics were still so simple that it made people's hair stand on end. There were left and right arrows at the bottom left, and there was a jump button at the bottom right.
Old P instantly perked up. "Hmm? Next, it should be time to enter the operational stage! For a high-end player like me, an operational game would be like adding wings to a tiger! Tremble, mortals! "
However, Old P quickly realized that he was wrong, and very wrong!
He realized that he had a whole set of controls, but it was useless at all because this game didn't play according to the rules at all!
Moreover, the design of this game was completely different from those classic horizontal action games!
For example, a square that could be stepped on would directly shatter upon stepping on it.
A horizontal bar marked with a smiley face would fall and smash the protagonist to death if he walked over it.
A high-level NPC who was supposed to protect the peace of the novice village would be killed without even saying a few words!
Whenever you encountered an enemy with a question mark above your head, the system would seriously ask if you wanted to attack, defend, or escape. Apart from escaping, you would die without any suspense …
A seemingly harmless river would only trigger a trap when the protagonist jumped over it.
A piece of ground that was originally without any problems would suddenly sink when the protagonist jumped over it!
A seemingly very safe cloud would suddenly appear a bunch of sharp thorns when you touched it, piercing the protagonist to death …
There was clearly a pit in front of you, but if you wanted to jump over it, a hidden square would suddenly appear above your head and push you into the pit …
Old P didn't feel good at all. This game didn't play according to the rules at all!
Moreover, every time you died, it wasn't your IQ that was deducted, but your IQ … From the initial IQ of 250 all the way to -200 +. Old P felt that he was starting to doubt his life …
After a dangerous journey, Old P was welcomed by many people on both sides of the road as a hero. When Old P walked over, these people would all kneel on the ground to show their respect.
In the end, Old P saw a small soldier NPC that looked exactly the same as before, with an exclamation mark above his head.
"Hmm? There's a quest? "Old P walked over curiously.
The NPC took out a sword and stabbed the protagonist to death!
The worst part was that the NPC even taunted, "Idiot!"
"F * ck! I knew it! "
Old P was speechless. He had learned from his mistakes, and this time, he jumped over the assassin's head.
In the end, just as he thought he was safe, the assassin actually turned around and rushed at him with a sword, stabbing him to death again!
Old P stared at his phone screen, dumbfounded.
"F * ck! As expected, this game was unusual! You're getting all worked up, aren't you? You're going to attack first? F * ck you!! "
Old P was speechless. What the hell?
Chen Mo definitely made this game to take revenge on society, right?
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