Lunar New Year, the first day of the Lunar New Year.
Last year's Lunar New Year, the hottest topic was League of Legends. This year's Lunar New Year … was still League of Legends.
In many second and third tier cities, it was still a popular way to relieve stress in internet cafes during the Lunar New Year.
However, not having any new games to play during the Lunar New Year made many people feel bored.
But then again, how could there be a game similar to League of Legends every year?
Many players were confused. Why didn't Chen Mo make a new game during the Lunar New Year?
It didn't seem like his style!
"Why didn't Chen Mo make a new game this year? Isn't it his specialty to take advantage of the Lunar New Year market? "
"… He made a lot of money last year! I heard that he won quite a few awards at the Annual Video Game Awards Ceremony. He shouldn't be working overtime during the Lunar New Year, right? "
"Sigh, what a pity. Is Chen Mo going to have a hard time giving birth? Don't forget your original intentions! "
In the end, just as many people thought that Chen Mo wouldn't make a new game before the Lunar New Year holiday, Chen Mo quietly posted on Weibo.
"The new game, Humans: Total Failure, has been released. Everyone is welcome to play! This is a very healing little game, completely free, suitable for people who are bad at playing, bad tempered players, and friends on the surface. You'll feel like your soul is being healed after playing it, and it can elevate the friendship between friends. Everyone is welcome to download it! "
The players who were just saying that Chen Mo wouldn't make a new game after winning so many awards were instantly slapped in the face.
What the heck! You won so many awards last year, yet you're still working so hard to make a new game? What do you expect the other video game designers who only make one game a year to think? Hmm?
Are you trying to piss off your peers? You can't even rest during the Lunar New Year!
"There really is a new game! Not bad, Chen Mo is so productive! "
"There's no one else like this! I want to know, did he make this game before the war with the AI, or did he make it after? "
"It's a little game."
"Wait, why do I feel like I've seen this game introduction somewhere before?"
The players were puzzled. Why did this game introduction feel so familiar?
Healing little game? Completely free?
Suitable for people who are bad at playing, bad tempered players?
Will I feel like my soul is being healed after playing with it?
F * ck, isn't this the introduction to Digging Ground for Advancement?
Many players panicked. Wasn't this a joke?
Previously on April Fool's Day, Digging Ground for Ascension had tortured many people to death. At that time, Chen Mo said that it was a healing game, but healing my ass!
What kind of healing game was this? It was basically a depressing game!
All the streamers on the major live streaming platforms have been tormented to the point of insanity!
Many players were shocked. Chen Mo must be plotting something!
It's the Lunar New Year, and you're still causing trouble for everyone. How bad are you?
The players couldn't take it anymore and left comments.
"Stop fooling around! We won't believe you! "
"How dare you call yourself a healing game? It's clearly a death game! "
"I'm sorry. From the name of this game and your introduction, I can already smell a conspiracy. So, even if this game is free, I will never play it!"
"That's right, I won't let your scheme succeed!"
"I strongly recommend the Game Committee arrest Chen Mo and do a psychological test to see if he's anti-social!"
"Agreed! We have to force him to play the game he made! "
"Whatever, he's so good that he can even beat an AI. It'll be easy for him to play the game he made … Let's just shoot him dead."
"Agreed, shoot him dead!"
Chen Mo was speechless. What's going on? Why doesn't anyone believe me when I'm telling the truth?
Where's the trust between people?
I'm telling the truth this time!
Chen Mo had no choice but to make another Weibo post.
"Guys, you've misunderstood me. This game is really a healing game. Take a look at the screenshots and playthrough if you don't believe me."
There were a few screenshots and a short video of Humans: Total Defeat attached to the Weibo post.
The players clicked on the video.
A pure white figure that looked like it was made out of plasticine was struggling to move a cube. He then climbed onto the cube, raised his hands up high, jumped, grabbed the edge of the wall, and climbed up.
Judging from the video, this little person seemed to be hemiplegic/high paraplegic/polio paralysis. Not only were his limbs extremely uncoordinated, even the physics engine of the entire world was permeating with a strange atmosphere...
The players were speechless.
"You're saying this is a healing game? It's f * cking the same as Digging Ground for Ascension! "
"I'd be a fool to believe you! Look at this strange physics engine. The figure is like plasticine, he can't even walk properly! You're trying to use this figure to climb walls? "
"I think I'm looking at the 3D version of Digging Ground?"
"I'm not playing it! I'd rather die than play it! "
"I support shooting him dead!"
Chen Mo was speechless. What the hell is going on? This really is a healing game! Why don't they believe me?
Chen Mo thought about it. It seemed like the players wouldn't believe him if he said it seriously, so he had to take a roundabout route.
"If you guys don't want to play, you can let the streamers play!"
The players were shocked. Huh? That's right!
If we don't want to play, we can watch the streamers play!
Thinking back to the previous Digging Ground for Advancement and Outlast, weren't the streamers happily playing and the players happily watching?!
Oh, that doesn't seem right either.
It should be the streamers playing pitifully while the players watched happily!
At this moment, the players suddenly remembered their love for the streamers.
"I can't wait to see the streamers play this game!"
"Yeah, I want to see it too!"
"Hurry up comrades, take over the streaming channels and let Chen Mo's new game take off!"
"Hehehehe, it's time for the streamers to feel our love again!"
Soon, a group of "Humans: Total Failure" fans took over the streaming channels of the major streaming platforms.
It was fine if some of the bigger streamers didn't stream during the Spring Festival. Small-Time streamers were still streamers. As the saying goes, don't be kind and don't be evil. So what if you're a small-time streamer? Small-Time streamers deserve the love of the players!
Ugh, something didn't seem right.
But that wasn't the main point. The main point was that the players who wanted to watch the show quickly took over all the major streams and started spamming the screen, forcing the streamers to play Chen Mo's new game, Humans: Total Defeat.
"Streamers, please play Humans: Total Failure!"
"Yeah, this is Chen Mo's new game, it's really fun!"
"Yeah, a healing game! Not a problem! "
Many of the streamers took a deep breath when they saw the words "healing game".
No way, again?
Last time, Digging Ground for Advancement gave us an unforgettable beating, and now there's a "healing" game coming out? Can't you guys stream properly during the Spring Festival?
Also, do you guys have some kind of misunderstanding about "healing games"?
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