Xu Que's shout of "pervert" was heard.
The scholar was dumbfounded, and so was everyone else!
'What's going on? You're the pervert in the first place. Why are you blaming me now?'
The scholar came back to his senses and was infuriated. He scolded, "How dare you call a thief to catch a thief? It's your question that's problematic! Aren't you trying to mislead us so that we can't help but become as vulgar as you?
I believe that everyone here can understand that I'm not that kind of person. I only said such a dirty answer to expose your disgusting face … "
"No, you're obviously the one who answered wrongly! Tsk tsk! Is my answer dirty? Why don't I think so? It's obvious that your heart is dirty, that's why you see my question as dirty … "Xu Que blinked and said innocently.
Eh? Wrong answer? Is it because our hearts are dirty?
Hearing this, everyone's eyelids twitched. They had a bad feeling. Why did it feel like they'd been fooled again?
Sure enough, Xu Que opened his mouth with a smile.
"There's a part of our bodies. Some people are hard, some are soft. Adults are longer, children are shorter. Some people have more hair, while others have less. What else can it be? Of course, it's our arms!"
Arms?
Everyone was stunned when they heard this. Following that, they felt an inexplicable pain in their chests. They almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
'No, no, we can't stand this guy anymore. Who can take him in?'
…
At this moment, Xu Que rolled up his sleeves and extended his fair arms. He explained, "Come, everyone, please extend your arms too.
Look, my arms are hard. Look at Lady Ya. Naturally, it's soft. And that big guy over there, look at his arms. Don't you have a lot of hair on them? That's why this question is very simple. I'm very curious. Why can't you answer it? One must be pure! "
"…"
Everyone's mouths twitched. They were speechless.
After all … there was nothing wrong with the answer!
Some people's arms were stronger and hard. Some women were good at maintaining their skin, so their skin was soft and soft. Adults' hands were longer than children's. Some people had hairy hands, while others had less hair. Everything was normal!
But … why, why couldn't anyone answer it correctly?
Everyone turned to look at Xu Que, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help but twitch. Looking at the innocent smile on his face, no matter how they looked at it, they felt that he was sinister and deserved a beating!
This fellow had been misleading everyone from the very beginning. He first used the answer to the second question to scare everyone into not daring to speak.
When he asked the third question, he even winked to mislead everyone into thinking in that direction, causing everyone to think that he wanted to use the same trick again, so that no one dared to say the answer, and the result turned out to be like this!
Tang Liu Feng stood at the other side of the lake and listened to Xu Que's explanation. He was stumped for half a day before he realized that Xu Que was a celestial being. His heart was filled with respect and admiration for Xu Que, like a raging river, flowing endlessly!
"In terms of being thick-skinned and spouting nonsense, the only person I respect is brother Li Bai!" Tang Liu Feng swore to the heavens.
When Lady Ya heard Xu Que's answer, she was astonished as well. Her eyes gleamed brightly as her lips curled into a smile. 'What a good Heavenly Explosion Faction's Li Bai. He even managed to fool me!'
…
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 40 act tough points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 60 act tough points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 90 act tough points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 100 act tough points!"
A series of system notifications rang out in Xu Que's head as the smile on his face grew wider.
"Young master Li, you've passed the third question. From today onwards, you're my esteemed guest! Please enter! "
At this point, Lady Ya looked at Xu Que and invited him to enter.
Her eyes were filled with charm and charm. It wasn't known if she did it on purpose or if she was just born with it. She was constantly trying to seduce Xu Que!
However, Xu Que had always thought of himself as a gentleman who was pure and righteous. He wouldn't allow himself to be seduced by such a temptress so easily. At most, he would stiffen up slightly to show his respect.
However, just as he took a step forward, a commotion broke out amongst the crowd around the lake.
"Ai, that's …"
"It's young master Mo, one of the four great students from Bright Saints College. He's also known as the 'Poet King'!"
"Wait a minute. Look over there. The one beside him …"
"Fuck me. It's actually the leader of the four great students, young master Zhao!"
"Even young master Zhao is here. I've heard that he's an expert in couplets. Within the entire Imperial City, nobody can match up to him!"
"That's right. Someone once conferred young master Zhao as the King of Couplets!"
"This name is indeed well deserved! I didn't expect Lady Ya to invite the both of them! "
"Hehe, I think it's because of the Flaming Sun Princess! If not, why would they appear so easily? "
"We're in luck this time. During the banquet, we'll be able to witness the talents of these two great students!"
...
In a short while, everyone's attention was drawn to the two silhouettes walking in from outside. Discussions and cries of surprise could be heard.
Xu Que turned his head to look as well. He saw two young masters wearing long robes walking down from their palanquins. Their faces were as clear as jade and their demeanors were elegant. There was an indescribable sense of elegance and grace about them!
Lady Ya's lips curled into a smile as she whispered, "Young master Li, the talents of these two aren't any less than yours!"
Xu Que's eyebrows twitched as he sighed and shook his head, "Ai, I didn't expect my wife to be that kind of person!"
Lady Ya paused. What did he mean by that?
Me? What kind of person am I?
Why did I suddenly feel a sense of disappointment and sadness in his eyes?
Xu Que raised his head and spoke in a deep voice, "My wife, I hope that you don't judge me by the standards of a commoner. I don't rely on my looks to make a living. I know that my handsome face has stolen the limelight away from me. But one day, I will let the world see my true talents!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Que turned around and walked into Lady Ya's courtyard.
Lady Ya, on the other hand, was completely stunned on the spot.
After a few breaths, she finally reacted to Xu Que's words. She couldn't help but cover her mouth as she giggled. She shook her head and said, "This little guy is really interesting! He actually praised his good looks in a roundabout way! "
However, regarding Xu Que's performance today, Lady Ya was really surprised.
After all, there were many gifted scholars in the capital city. However, many of them were inflexible in their studies and didn't know how to be flexible and humorous.
Therefore, Lady Ya had set up these two tests in an ingenious manner. The questions were different every time, but few people could be like this Li Bai in front of her. He was full of clever ideas with a hint of frivolity. Especially the sly smile at the corner of his mouth, it made Lady Ya recall it in her mind.
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