The answer to Xu Que's question was actually not difficult to think of, but the problem was that no one dared to answer it!
What did Er Dan say? He lived next door to Madam Wang, but her son asked where Er Dan lived.
What else could Er Dan answer? Of course, it was … f * cking Gobi!
So Er Dan was beaten up!
But no one dared to say this answer.
After all, Lady Ya just said that she did not want to hear any more vulgarities.
So at this moment, no one dared to answer. They were angry with Xu Que, but did not dare to say anything. They were afraid that if they were agitated, they would start cursing!
Ten breaths passed quickly. Lady Ya squinted her eyes and looked at Xu Que meaningfully, "Young Master Li is really resourceful!"
She naturally figured out the key to this question, but did not pursue it with Xu Que. Instead, she began to admire this young man in white.
At the same time, she was a little shocked. It was not difficult to see that Xu Que's two consecutive questions were based on the current situation.
The first question used his own situation to mislead everyone into thinking that the answer was related to passing the test!
The second question was even more clever. He directly used her words of "I don't want to hear any vulgarities" to make many of the students present afraid to answer even if they knew the answer.
'Such quick-wittedness and talent, he is indeed a talent! ' Lady Ya praised in her heart. Her beautiful eyes swept across the students around the Daming Lake. She smiled faintly and said, "Young Master Li's second question, no one can answer it. I declare this question passed."
After that, her beautiful eyes fell on Xu Que. Her meaning was self-evident. She wanted him to start the third question!
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders and looked at the people around him. He said with a face full of disappointment, "Sigh, what should I say to you? I clearly told you the answer to the second question, but you still can't answer it. I am really speechless! "
"…" The corners of everyone's lips twitched. They clenched their fists and their eyes burned with rage.
Tang Liu Feng didn't dare to get too close to Xu Que. He knew that after the banquet ended, this brother Li Bai would definitely be beaten to death!
However, out of loyalty, Tang Liu Feng didn't walk too far away. He stood at the other side of the lake and watched.
Xu Que could not be bothered with this fellow. He rolled his eyes and began to talk about the third question!
"The third question is even simpler. Everyone, listen carefully this time. We have a body part. Some people are hard, while others are soft. Adults are longer, while children are shorter. Some people have more hair, while others have less hair. May I ask, which part of the body is this?"
Then, he winked at the crowd and smiled.
All the scholars present were dumbfounded!
Some parts of the body were hard, some were soft, some were long, some were short, and some were hairy …
F * ck, it's this kind of question again, it's really comparing to a dog!
Li Bai, fuck you again!
…
All the male students couldn't help but look down at their private parts as they felt their chests tighten. They had the urge to vomit blood. How were they supposed to answer such a question?
Some of the female students, including Lady Ya, pondered for some time before their faces turned red. They then glared at Xu Que angrily.
In the eyes of scholars, speaking vulgarities was a taboo. However, when it came to the private parts of the body, it was even worse. It was offensive and vulgar. Everyone despised it!
Tang Liu Feng, who was standing on the other side of the lake, heard this question and his face turned pale. He then took several steps back and mumbled, "Brother Li is really fierce!"
Xu Que could feel the angry gazes of the crowd but he remained calm and collected. He then looked at the crowd and mocked, "Ten breaths of time is almost up.
If you don't answer now, you won't have another chance. "
"Are you guys up to it? Can't you answer such a simple question?"
"It's a body part. Everyone uses it. Why can't you answer it?"
"Don't blame me for being too direct. Everyone's IQ is really low!"
"Ai, ten breaths of time is up. Why don't I give you a few more hours to think?"
"Fuck me! Why are you staring at me? Since you've thought of it, say it boldly. If anyone can answer it, I'll kill myself by swallowing shit! "
"Still no answer? Hahahaha! Then I'm sorry. From now on, Lady Ya is mine … Cough, I misspoke. From now on, Lady Ya's guest is mine. "
Xu Que's vicious words had ignited everyone's anger. Everyone was so angry that they clenched their teeth tightly.
"Li Bai, it doesn't matter if you win or not. Just based on your last question, you're not fit to be a scholar." At this point, one of the students couldn't take it any longer as he shouted out.
"Such a crude and offensive question, and you dare to say it in front of Madam Ya? How preposterous."
"You're humiliating us scholars! You're humiliating Lady Ya!"
"That's right. This is a great disrespect to Lady Ya!"
"Today is such a solemn banquet. How dare you ruin it! What should you do?!"
All of a sudden, the Daming Lake became noisy like boiling water. Many of the students were incited to criticize Xu Que angrily.
Some of the female students even glared at Xu Que and scolded, "Shameless bastard!"
Lady Ya frowned and shook her head. She seemed to be unhappy with Xu Que's question!
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about. There's nothing wrong with my question. If there is, it has nothing to do with me!" Xu Que was still smiling.
Because his answer was not that dirty. Instead, it was very pure and reasonable. That was why he was so fearless and arrogant!
"Hmph, you're still quibbling. The answer to your question is extremely vulgar!" One of the students retorted angrily.
Xu Que shrugged and blinked. "No way. The answer to my question is very normal. Could it be that you've guessed it? Why don't you tell me? "
"You … You … You're simply unreasonable." The student was so angry that his body trembled. He pointed at Xu Que and did not know what to say.
"What do you mean by unreasonable? I don't even understand what you're talking about. If you know the answer, then say it! If you don't say it, how would I know what you're talking about? How ridiculous. You're the unreasonable one. Your whole family is unreasonable! "Xu Que looked innocent.
Everyone was furious again. They had never seen such a shameless person who refused to admit it.
"Say it! Don't just stare at me! If you know the answer, then say it. I think you obviously don't know the answer, and you're just looking for an excuse to stop me from passing the test, right? "Xu Que continued to taunt and provoke them, as if he was a dead pig that wasn't afraid of boiling water.
"Hmph, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant. You just think that we don't dare to say the answer, right? Fine, I'll say it today." Finally, someone couldn't hold it in anymore and jumped out from the crowd.
Xu Que was amused when he saw that. He smiled and asked, "Okay, then say it. What's the answer?"
The student panted and glared. He said angrily, "Little dick!"
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