"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully forcing himself to act tough. The reward is 40 act tough points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully forcing himself to act tough. The reward is 60 act tough points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully forcing himself to act tough. The reward is 70 act tough points!"
"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully forcing himself to act tough. The reward is 200 act tough points!"
...
At this point, a series of system beeps rang out in Xu Que's head.
Everyone's faces froze as they stared at him blankly, unable to regain their senses for a long time.
You don't have a story in your life, but you're handsome?
Oh my god, how narcissistic must one be to say such shameless words?
Why didn't the heavens strike you to death?
"Boom!"
All of a sudden, a low rumble of thunder could be heard in the sky. It was just an ordinary spring thunder and there wasn't any actual lightning.
However, everyone's eyelids twitched as they were overjoyed. They thought that the heavens were really going to strike this white robed youth to death!
Tang Liu Feng was stumped. The first time he met Xu Que, he saw him play around with a bunch of strong men. At that point, he felt that this was a very powerful person and was worth getting along with. He wanted to learn from this person's strong points.
But after a conversation at the inn, Tang Liu Feng felt that this' Brother Li 'was a scammer!
Now that he had arrived at the great lake, Tang Liu Feng's view of the world had changed.
To sum it up simply, he had never seen such a shameless person!
Lady Ya was stumped by Xu Que's words as well. She took a long time to regain her senses.
She had thought that this youth would be like everyone else, young and frivolous. Whenever he met a woman, he would exaggerate and tell her about his glorious past to win her heart. She didn't expect him to reply in such a manner. That was totally out of her expectations!
This caused Lady Ya's eyes to widen. She realized that she was even more interested in this white robed youth now. This interest came at an unprecedented speed.
"Hehe …" She covered her mouth and giggled, elegant and charming. Her beautiful eyes glanced at Xu Que, "Young Master's answer is very different!"
Unknowingly, the way she addressed Xu Que had changed from 'young man' to 'young master'!
Xu Que naturally noticed this as well, but he still smiled calmly and said, "Thank you for letting me win!"
"How should I address you, Young Master?" Lady Ya asked with a smile.
Xu Que straightened his back and said proudly, "I'm Li Bai of the Exploding Heavens Faction. My courtesy name is Taibai, and I'm a student of Peking University and Tsinghua University. I'm single, and I have a house and a car!"
"…"
Lady Ya was dumbfounded for a moment, then she pursed her lips and smiled.
She had never heard such a strange self-introduction, but she found it very interesting!
The students present frowned. Exploding Heavens Faction?
F * ck, this guy is simply a disgrace to the refinement of scholars. He actually joined a gang that fights and kills, and the name of the gang is so vulgar! Why is it called Exploding Heavens? We scholars should be elegant and should not be vulgar. A name like Exploding Heavens should not be used at all!
Some people were puzzled, frowning and thinking, "This guy isn't from the Eastern College, but why haven't I heard of Peking University and Tsinghua University?"
"I don't know, have any of you heard of Peking University and Tsinghua University?" someone asked the crowd, puzzled.
Everyone shook their heads!
"Young Master Li, since you've passed the first three questions, why don't we move on to the next one? This time, it's your turn to come up with three questions. Each question has to be answered within ten breaths. If no one can answer it correctly, you win! "Lady Ya said softly, her eyes sparkling, and her lips pursed into a smile.
Xu Que raised his eyebrows. Heh, heh, it's finally my turn to come up with the questions. I'll toy with all of you!
He straightened his long white robe and made a pose as if he was reciting a poem. In a deep voice, he said, "First question, since you're here to attend the banquet today, if you find that the golden invitation given to you by Lady Ya has been accidentally dropped, what should you do?"
As soon as the question was asked, everyone was shocked. Then, they all sneered in disdain.
"If the golden invitation is dropped, there's nothing we can do. We can only accept our bad luck and go home!"
"No, Lady Ya is so generous, we can ask Lady Ya for another one!"
"Eh, that's not right, this question is a trap!"
"That's right, if the golden invitation is dropped, the correct answer should be the same as what he did today, to challenge the question stage!"
"Damn, just as I expected, I was almost fooled."
"Kid, you've lost and dropped the golden invitation, so you should challenge the question stage instead!"
Within the span of ten breaths, the crowd had reached a consensus, and they looked at Xu Que mockingly.
Lady Ya was also slightly surprised, apparently not expecting Xu Que to ask such a simple question, but she vaguely felt that something was not right!
As expected, the corner of Xu Que's mouth curled into a smile as he looked at the crowd, "You bunch of retards, if you dropped the golden invitation, just pick it up! Hehe, you still have the nerve to say that you want to challenge the question stage? With your low IQ, you can go ahead and challenge it! "
"…"
The crowd instantly fell silent!
No one had expected such an answer, and … it was very reasonable, leaving them speechless.
However, Xu Que's final mockery infuriated everyone even more. Every student glared at him.
If not for Lady Ya's presence, everyone would have rolled up their sleeves and charged at Xu Que to pick a fight!
Someone angrily rebuked, "Outrageous, you're a disgrace to the educated. How can you speak so vulgarly? You're not fit to be a scholar!"
"That's right, and how dare you curse in front of Lady Ya!"
"Do you still have any respect for Lady Ya?"
The crowd began to put Xu Que on a pedestal, trying to get Lady Ya to punish him!
However, Lady Ya's mouth was slightly agape, slightly surprised. It was not because of the answer, but because of Xu Que's cursing!
Didn't scholars … Didn't they all value their reputation? Didn't they all show themselves to be cultured and refined? Why was it that only this little guy was different from the others?
Thinking of this, she could not help but smile.
"I believe that Young Master Li just made a slip of the tongue, but … from now on, I don't wish to hear such vulgarities again. So, Young Master Li, please restrain yourself! "Lady Ya looked at Xu Que with a smile. She was not angry, but rather a little impressed.
However, when she said that she did not wish to hear such vulgarities again, she was serious and did not seem to be joking!
Xu Que also smiled modestly, "Lady Ya, don't worry, I don't like to curse!"
The crowd was speechless. You don't like to curse? I'll be damned if I believe you! You're the only one who cursed today!
At this time, Lady Ya spoke again, "Back to the topic, Young Master Li's question was really interesting! Then, I announce that you passed the first question. Young Master Li, please ask the second question! "
Xu Que waved his hand and nodded, "For the second question, I'll ask a simpler one.
Madam Wang's neighbor was called Er Dan. Every day when they met, Er Dan would greet Madam Wang politely. Madam Wang saw that Er Dan was a good person, so she introduced him to her son's inn to be a waiter. The first time they met, Madam Wang's son asked enthusiastically, 'Are you Er Dan?' Er Dan replied politely, 'Yes.' Madam Wang's son said enthusiastically, 'I often hear my mother praising you. From now on, you can come here and be a waiter. By the way, where do you live now?' In the end, after Er Dan answered, he was seriously injured by Madam Wang's son. May I ask why? "
Ah?
Er Dan was seriously injured? Why … why was this happening?
Many people were dumbfounded when they heard this.
Some of the smarter students began to think about the whole question that Xu Que had just asked!
"Er Dan was seriously injured after answering the question. So, the reason must be because of this answer!"
"That's right. Madam Wang's son asked where Er Dan lives, and Er Dan is Madam Wang's neighbor. So, he should have answered that he lives at your …"
A student was halfway through his sentence when he suddenly stopped and widened his eyes!
F * ck! Li Bai, you bastard!
This … this answer is so f * cking evil!
I almost fell for it!
Many students came to their senses and glared at Xu Que angrily.
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