Godzilla had pasted a thick stack of toilet paper on his face.
This was an emergency measure that they had no way of preparing. After changing into new pants, they still wanted to fart. In order to avoid dirtying their new pants, Li Du had wanted to buy diapers.
However, he had walked around the mall and found that there were no adult diapers, so he had bought some toilet paper, folded them together, and stuffed them into their pants.
Now, this was what Godzilla had taken out!
Li Du had not expected him to do this. No one had expected him to do this. This was too shocking!
Just now, Godzilla's anger rose from the bottom of his heart, and it just so happened that a series of farts came out with a lot of fish oil. Seeing that the boss refused to admit it and was still acting so arrogantly, he couldn't help but take out these sticky tissues and paste them on his face.
Li Du, Hans, and the others stared at the scene with their mouths agape. The boss had not expected the other party to suddenly make a move. He was stunned for a few seconds, and when he reacted, it was too late.
The thick stack of toilet paper was pasted on his face. The stickier fish oil on the paper gave off a fishy smell. The scene made Li Du want to vomit.
The fat boss frantically waved his hands and struggled. He wiped off the toilet paper on his face and shouted angrily, "F * ck you, you f * cking nigger, what are you doing? F * ck him! F * ck him! "
At this time, he no longer maintained his cheerful Maitreya appearance, but had become a crazy Asura.
If they were facing ordinary people, these employees might have had the guts to deal with them. However, facing foreigners like Godzilla and Big Quinn, they did not even dare to get close, let alone fight.
Li Du pinched his nose and said, "Bro, you'd better hurry up and wash up. Your face is very yellow now, you know?"
The fat boss's face was originally oily. After being pasted with the fish oil paper, it was like pork belly soaked in oil. It was no longer presentable.
The boss was irritated by the fish oil paper. He waved his hands angrily and shouted, "F * ck him, f * ck him! F * ck him! Brothers, f * ck him up! "
The big guy next to him could not take it anymore and said, "Boss, don't open your mouth. Something is flowing into your mouth. Blergh!"
At this point, he could not stand it anymore and could not help but retch.
Li Du saw that the situation was not good. Now that Godzilla had made a move, even if they were in the right, they would not be in the right anymore. Li Du waved his hand and said, "Let's go. It's our bad luck!"
The boss staggered to the kitchen to wash his face. Without his order, the waiters didn't stop them and just watched them leave.
Hans brought over the plate of fried cod and said, "This is the evidence!"
After getting in the car, Godzilla opened his mouth to say something, but he was not good with words, so he did not say anything in the end.
Li Du said, "I understand what you mean, Godzilla. Don't worry, the boss will at most call the police. When the time comes, he will wash his face clean and there will be no evidence."
Godzilla said in a low, muffled voice, "No, boss, get out of the car first. I need to get some paper to stuff into my pants."
Hans said, "You have to wipe your hands. D * mn it, it's disgusting!"
After Godzilla was done packing, Li Du drove off.
They could not leave Jin Jing City directly. First, Hans wanted to make another date with the lady. Second, they still had a stock of oily fish in their stomachs, so they had to find a place to settle it.
There was another important reason. As far as Li Du knew, there was an antique street in Jin Jing City. There were many antique shops on both sides of the street, and there were also many people who set up stalls to sell antiques and cultural relics. Now that he was in the provincial capital, he wanted to see if he could find something valuable.
So he went to a hotel and booked four rooms. Each person had a room and a toilet, and he squatted in there.
The oily fish was not poisonous. It was rich in wax oil, which could not be digested and absorbed by humans. It had no nutritional value and could be excreted.
This fish oil was used in the industry as a lubricant, so it was very lubricating. Once it passed through the stomach and into the intestines, the human body could not stop it at all. Whether it was fart or excretion, the fish oil would come out.
Godzilla ate a lot of fried cod and braised cod at noon. He could eat and liked to eat. The other three people combined might not be able to eat as much as he did.
In this way, one could imagine how much fish oil had accumulated in his stomach.
Previously, when the pudgy boss refused to admit it and even made sarcastic remarks about them, he could not keep his cool. After all, he had been cheated so badly!
Fortunately, fish oil formed quickly and flowed out quickly. After an afternoon of excretion, by evening, Li Du felt that his stomach was much more comfortable.
He went to check on the other three people. They were in good condition, except that they had to run to the toilet from time to time.
Once, Hans ran too slow, and the back of his bathrobe turned yellow.
As night fell, Li Du asked, "Are we still eating tonight?"
Hans and Big Quinn did not say anything. Godzilla nodded firmly. "Yes!"
"I still have a serving of fried fish here." Hans pointed to the bedside table.
Big Quinn's body trembled and he ran into the toilet again.
Li Du felt that the oily fish was too powerful. It could be used to treat constipation, but it was not very pleasant and a little too disgusting.
They had eaten too greasy lunch, so they had to eat something lighter in the evening.
Even though Godzilla was vigorous, he ordered more vegetable salad, fruit salad, stir-fried celery, stir-fried broccoli, and other vegetarian dishes for dinner.
Winter nights were colder, and the sky would darken early. There were not many activities to arrange.
Li Du had not planned to arrange any activities. He planned to stroll along the antique street at night to see if he could find any good items.
Unlike other markets, the antique market was only lively at night. At least, there would be more people coming out to do business at night.
Buying antiques required good eyesight. Needless to say, the better the lighting, the more difficult it was for people to make mistakes.
For customers, it was more convenient to buy antiques during the day. However, for the vendors, it was easier to sell their items and make money at night.
For ordinary businesses, the store owners would take care of the customer's needs. However, the antique business was different. This business was not open for business for three years.
Therefore, they did not need to care too much about the feelings of ordinary customers. As long as they could find a way to sell their items, it would be fine. Therefore, many people would only set up their stalls at night.
When Li Du was in college, he had been to Jin Jing City twice. Both times, he had come to work during the summer holidays. At that time, he had been to the antique street, which was very lively at night.
However, it was winter now. He did not know how many people would come out to set up their stalls.
After dinner, he said, "I have to go to the antique market here. If you guys are not interested, you can go back and wait."
When Hans heard that he was going to the antique market, he immediately became interested. "Me too, me too. This is China's old goods market, right? I've heard of it before. There are China porcelain and bronze wares there, right? "
Godzilla said, "I'll go too."
Li Du said, "Are you also daydreaming like Big Fox, hoping to find some China porcelain and bronze wares?"
Godzilla shook his head. "No, I'm afraid that people will find trouble with you, especially during the day."
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