After Hans learned the price of the meal, he converted it and found that it was only about 500 US dollars. He repeatedly praised China for its reasonable price control and reasonable quality of food.
Li Du felt that this guy's brain circuit was novel. You, an American, earn US dollars in the United States, but when you come to China, you still convert it to US dollars. Wouldn't you feel that the price of goods is too low?
After dinner, they drove to the campus of Normal University.
Hanses's beautiful teacher replied to his message. Just as he had guessed, she had left her phone in the dormitory.
They had no classes in the afternoon, and the girl asked him to meet them at two o'clock in the coffee shop next to the school.
Li Du looked at Hans's chat history. The girl seemed nice and decent. She wanted to treat Hans to a drink this time, and also said in advance that she had classes in the evening. They could only meet in the afternoon.
They arrived at the cafe ahead of time and stopped to chat.
Li Du asked, "What's the girl's name? Rachel? What's the Chinese name? "
"I don't know. I call her by her English name, and she calls me by my Chinese name," Hans said.
Li Du's curiosity was ignited, and he asked, "What's your Chinese name?"
Hans kept his mouth shut, saying that this was a private matter.
Li Du was so angry that he wanted to slap him. What privacy was a name?
However, he saw that Hans did not look too happy and thought that he had asked too many questions, so he apologized, "Sorry, Big Fox, I was just curious."
Hans asked doubtfully, "What? Why did you suddenly apologize?"
Li Du said, "I think you're upset."
Hans frowned and shook his head. "No, it's not that I'm unhappy. It's just that my stomach feels a little uncomfortable."
Li Du asked with concern, "What's wrong? Or is it because you're not acclimatized? "
After arriving at his hometown, Godzilla and Big Quinn were fine. Hans, on the other hand, had stomach problems a few times. They had gone to the county hospital for a check-up, but the doctor said that he had not acclimatized to China since coming from the United States.
Hans was puzzled. "I don't think so. My stomach doesn't hurt. It's just very bloated."
As he spoke, his stomach rumbled. It seemed that he was going to have a stomachache again.
Li Du gave him two packets of toilet paper and told him to go to the restroom in the cafe to clean his intestines. This was to prevent him from getting into trouble with the beautiful teacher later.
After Hans left, Big Quinn asked, "Boss, shall we wait in the car?"
Li Du said, "No, I'll bring you guys to a scenic spot. But we'll have to wait. Let's meet the lady first and make sure there's nothing going on between them."
Hearing this, Big Quinn pushed open the car door and said, "Then I'll go to the bathroom first. D * mn it, my stomach doesn't feel well either."
Hans and Big Quinn's stomachs had problems one after the other. Li Du was puzzled. Was there something wrong with the lunch?
However, they had just finished lunch less than an hour ago. Logically speaking, if there was a problem with their lunch, it shouldn't have happened so soon.
Not long after Big Quinn left, Godzilla's stomach made a growling sound. He held his stomach and said, "F * ck!"
Li Du could not help but curse, "F * ck! There's something fishy about lunch! "
Godzilla had an iron stomach. Since he could eat so much, it was obvious that his digestive system was very good. But now, even his stomach was not feeling well. It must be because of the seafood he had for lunch.
He brought Godzilla into the restaurant and saw Hans and a tall girl with a ponytail sitting on a high chair, drinking coffee and chatting.
Seeing him come in, Hans looked displeased. He called and asked, "Li, what are you doing here? D * mn it, can't you give me some privacy? "
Li Du said impatiently, "Godzilla is having diarrhea. I brought him in to find the bathroom."
Hans laughed. "Ha, he's having diarrhea too? Alright, I was wrong to blame you. "
Godzilla attracted a lot of attention as soon as he entered the restaurant. Li Du randomly asked for the location of the bathroom and brought Godzilla there.
Feeling that there was nothing wrong with his stomach, he felt a little proud. The little bug had improved his physical fitness a lot. His stomach's tolerance was obviously much better than others.
As the saying goes, extreme joy begets sorrow. Before he could be happy for long, he felt that his intestines were moving faster. There was a gush of air that wanted to be excreted, which was also commonly known as farting.
Farting was very normal. There was a saying in Li Du's hometown: "Farting is the breath of life. How could one not fart?"
Of course, this was a coffee shop, a public place. Farting would be a little rude. Hence, Mr. Li used his years of experience. As usual, he slightly raised his buttocks, controlled his anus muscles, and slowly, bit by bit, squeezed out the gas.
Then he felt that something was wrong. Why did the area around his anus feel so smooth? Also, why did his pants feel a little sticky? Also, why did the area around his anus suddenly feel hot?
He was stunned, and his face subconsciously turned red. F * ck, did I shit my pants?
This made him very frightened. Since he started kindergarten, he had never shit his pants. Why did this happen today?
He looked around in panic, afraid that someone would find out about this embarrassing thing. Then he saw Hans, who was diagonally across from him, also looking around in panic.
The two of them looked at each other and understood that the other person might have encountered the same tragic thing as them.
Li Du got up and wanted to go to the bathroom. At this time, another gush of fart came.
He could barely control the urge to pee and poop, but he couldn't fart. This was a gush of air, and the penetrating force was too strong. Even if he clamped his anus sphincter tightly, he still couldn't stop it!
Soon, he felt that the area around his anus was even more sticky.
The tragic thing was that he couldn't walk quickly. He had to take small steps, or else he was worried that if he walked too fast, he would not be able to clamp his anus and would spurt something out.
Hans couldn't care less about pretending to be a gentleman and apologizing to the girl. He broke into a run and walked to the bathroom.
The girl turned her head, and Li Du saw a pretty face with a shocked expression on it.
"D * mn, there's something wrong with this son of a b * tch seafood!" Hans said with a twisted expression as he passed by Li Du.
Li Du was not in the mood to answer. He was focused on moving towards the toilet. About 20 more meters, 15 more meters, 10 more meters, okay, I'm here.
There were only five seats in the cafe, and all of them were occupied. Li Du had no choice but to knock on the seat where Godzilla had been and whispered, "Godzilla, come out, I can't take it anymore."
The sound of flushing water came from the toilet. This sound was very tempting, and it tempted Li Du's intestines to move again.
Godzilla pushed open the toilet door and came out. Li Du was about to go in when a young man came in from behind and rushed in before him. He said lightly, "Sorry, bro, I have diarrhea — oh, f * ck!"
He walked quickly into the toilet, but lost his balance and slipped. His head hit the position of the flushing bucket.
When he stood up, he looked down angrily and shouted, "F * ck, who the f * ck has no manners? Why did you pour oil on the floor? What the f * ck is the meaning of this? "
Li Du looked at Godzilla. The usually quiet and expressionless Mexican man blushed and said shyly, "F * ck, I don't know what happened. I sprayed some oil."
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