In the end, Big Quinn gave up his spot for Li Du, but Li Du did not go in. Hans snatched the spot. "D * mn it, let me go first. I have a date waiting outside."
Li Du looked up at the ceiling helplessly, trying to distract himself and slow down the exhaust gas that was about to come out.
Hans entered the toilet, and the sound of exhaust gas was loud and clear. Bang, bang, bang.
Someone in the toilet next door laughed in a low voice. "D * mn it, who set off firecrackers in the toilet?"
Finally, someone came out to give up their spot. Li Du went in and quickly squatted for a while. He did not feel like defecating, nor did he have diarrhea.
However, something would flow out of his anus unconsciously.
Li Du wiped it over and over again with a gloomy face. It was not easy to wipe, as if it was oil that flowed out. It easily stuck to the skin, which was very disgusting.
Later, he looked at his pants. His underwear was black, so he could not see what was on it. He could only wipe it with a tissue.
Disgusted, he threw his underwear away and went to the toilet without anything on.
When his stomach finally felt better, he walked out with a gloomy face. Big Quinn was left outside, so he asked, "Where's Godzilla?"
Big Quinn bent his arm and pointed to the side with his elbow. He laughed and said, "He went in again."
Godzilla, who was not picky about hot or cold and was fine with both meat and vegetables, had met his Waterloo this time. He ate the most seafood for lunch.
Not long after he came out, Hans opened the door and staggered out. He said helplessly, "D * mn it, I really want to live in the toilet. I've never thought this place was so cute."
Li Du said, "Why don't I call the girl in and you guys can make fabric here?"
Remembering that there was a beauty waiting outside, Hans whined, "Oh no, how do I go see her? There's something on my pants. We have to change! "
Seeing him in such pain, Li Du was amused. He said, "I told you not to come on a date, but you didn't listen. Now, you have to think of a solution!"
What solution could Hans have? His stomach was still growling, and he farted every once in a while. Every time he farted, there would be oil coming out. It was unspeakable!
This situation was obviously not suitable for a date. He said, "I'm going to say goodbye to her. Let's go change our clothes first and then file a complaint against that damn hotel!"
Li Du and Hans prepared to leave. Big Quinn tightened his belt and laughed dryly. "Wait for me, I'll squat for a few more minutes."
The two of them walked out of the bathroom and saw a tall and pretty girl standing not far away with two cups of coffee in her hands.
Hans asked in surprise, "Hi, Rachel, why are you here?"
When the girl saw him, she smiled and said anxiously, "Did you check your pants? Just now, a waiter noticed that the stool you're sitting on isn't clean. There's oil on it. "
Just as she finished speaking, a waiter's voice rang out, "Hey, that's strange. There's a stool over here with oil on it. Little Song, come over and wipe it."
Li Du took a look and saw that the waiter who had said that there was oil on the stool was standing where he had been sitting. Needless to say, the oil on the stool was caused by him.
Hans understood what was going on. He was afraid that the problem with his stomach would worsen in the future, so he said to the girl, "Rachel, I'm sorry. I think we'll have to end our meeting here."
The girl was slightly stunned and said with some regret, "Do you have something urgent to do? Then I'll leave you to your work. "
Hans quickly nodded and said, "Yes, I, I have something urgent to do."
When he said this, he rubbed his legs together. Li Du guessed the reason and couldn't help but laugh secretly.
Hans noticed it and glared at him. Then, when he looked at the girl, his face was full of tenderness and he smiled brightly.
Soon, Godzilla and Big Quinn walked out. The two tower-like burly men attracted a lot of attention, especially since they were both foreigners.
Big Quinn muttered in a low voice, "Sh * t! Sh * t! Sh * t! Let's go quickly. I think I have to go to the hospital. D * mn it, my butt keeps dripping oil. Is there something wrong with it? "
His voice was very soft, but Rachel, Li Du, and the others were standing together and couldn't help but hear what he said.
After hearing what he said and thinking of the oil on the stool, Rachel showed a shocked expression and asked, "You guys are together? Did you guys eat at a restaurant called Polar Seafood for lunch? "
Hans smiled awkwardly. "Hey, how did you know?"
The girl wanted to laugh, but she quickly held it in. She said, "Not only do I know where you guys ate, but I also know that you guys ate their codfish, right?"
Li Du heard the hidden meaning in her words and asked, "Yes, there's something wrong with their codfish?"
Rachel said, "Yes, the locals know not to go to their codfish. Their codfish is sold with sheep's head and dog's meat. It's not a good fish, but it's similar to codfish. I think it's called snake mackerel …"
She thought for a while and added, "Yes, I think it's a spiny snake mackerel or a mutated snake mackerel. Anyway, this fish contains a lot of wax oil. People can't digest it after eating it, and it will be quickly excreted."
Li Du understood what was going on. He forced a smile and said, "Thank you for reminding me."
Hans waved his hand. "I'll thank you later. Bye Rachel, we have to leave."
Seeing that he was about to leave, the girl hurriedly took out a paper bag from her bag and handed it to him.
Hans opened it and was surprised. "This is money. What's wrong?"
Rachel laughed. "This is your 10,000 dollars. I was just joking with you. Why did you really transfer this money to me?"
Hans insisted, "This is the tuition fee. You taught me Chinese, and I'll teach you the tuition fee. Isn't this a matter of course?"
Rachel giggled. "Let's talk about it after you've learned it. Don't argue anymore. I'm in good shape. I can argue with you here for the whole afternoon. Are you sure you can do the same?"
Hans couldn't even stand now. How could he continue to stay here?
He waved his hand and said, "We'll talk about it later." Then he walked out in a panic.
Li Du found a shopping mall to buy a pair of new pants. Since he and Hans had average body sizes, it was easy for them to buy pants. Godzilla and Big Quinn, on the other hand, had a hard time.
Fortunately, they were in the provincial capital and the shopping mall was big enough. They bought two pairs of oversized sports pants, which solved Godzilla and Big Quinn's urgent need.
After changing into the pants, Li Du went online to look up the two kinds of fish and codfish that Rachel had mentioned.
According to the information on the Internet, the mutated snake mackerel and spiny snake mackerel that Rachel had mentioned were known as oily fish in China. They were specially used to refine industrial lubricants.
The appearance and taste of this kind of fish were very similar to codfish, but the nutritional value was very different.
Codfish was rich in fat and tasted delicious. Oily fish, on the other hand, contained a type of wax oil that the human body couldn't absorb and digest. After eating it, the oil would be continuously excreted. The most common symptom was that oil would come out when one farted.
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