The two elders of the demon race really couldn't stand it anymore. [If this goes on, our Great Master will definitely be abducted and sold … Who knows what kind of person this guy is …]
[Just look at him! He's not a good person!]
[No matter how you look at him, he looks like a scammer!]
[Our Great Master is a noob, and a super noob with zero experience in Jianghu. What should we do?]
[Save us …]
The two elders' hearts were actually filled with these three words!
"May I ask who you are?" Uncle Hu had already confirmed that the other party was a super noob, and most likely a scammer. However, he couldn't deny it now. "What's your motive for seducing our Great Master like this?"
"You're asking who I am? Didn't I say that I'm Tan Tan? Your Great Master is young, and he doesn't roam Jianghu often. It's fine if you don't know me, but you two don't look like nameless people. How can you ask such a question without common sense … "
Tan Tan was suddenly startled. Then, he said, "What did you just say? 'Seduce'? " He pointed at Yao Ningning, and suddenly burst into laughter. "Your shallow experience is your own business, but you can't talk nonsense. Do you think he's a beauty? Seduce … hahahaha … "
Uncle Hu didn't have time to say anything. Yao Ningning had already stood up with righteous indignation. "Uncle Hu, what are you talking about?! Brother Tan, you're a real man who's open and aboveboard at first glance! How is this seducing me? Besides, am I the kind of person who can be seduced so easily? Am I that stupid?! I haven't gone out for a long time, so it's understandable that I lack Jianghu experience. You two always boast about your rich Jianghu experience in front of me. How can you say such amateurish words at this time? I feel ashamed for you two! "
Uncle Ma was about to refute, but he was stopped by Great Master. "You also shut up. ¤: ¤I don't want to hear your voices again. Please don't disgrace me! "
The two of them were tongue-tied and speechless, completely at a loss of what to do.
[My dear Great Master, I didn't expect you to be so stupid!]
"Brother Tan, don't let them spoil our mood. Come, come, come, let's continue drinking. The two of us are going to roam the Jianghu. I know that I'm not experienced enough, so I'll have to rely on Brother Tan to take care of me! "Yao Ningning passionately urged him to drink. His attitude was so humble!
The two uncles at the side felt their hair stand on end as they looked at the entire Heaven Valley. My Empress Dowager couldn't possibly be so respectful to anyone. Even to the Demon Empress herself, she was fearful and frightened, but she wasn't respectful at all.
Tan Tan squinted his eyes, "It's not impossible for you to wander the Jianghu with me. I'll certainly protect you. But what is your cultivation level now? Don't f * cking take two steps and you'll be dead. "
Yao Ningning was furious, and said, "I'm only one step away from breaking through to the Deva Realm! Is this cultivation enough? "
"What?! F * ck you! "Tan Tan was gobsmacked. Her eyes were wide open. "Your cultivation level is so high, you little gigolo? Motherf * cker, you really don't show your true colors! "
Tan Tan hadn't expected that this idiot's cultivation would be higher than his.
Motherf * cker. He had always worked so hard that he even went to the official Heavenly Treasury to rob. Only then did he manage to scrape together some treasures to raise his cultivation level rapidly. Not long ago, he coincidentally obtained the Yin Yang Fish, which raised his cultivation level to the Saint Level. The speed of his cultivation advancement could be said to be unprecedented. Just as he was feeling complacent, he hadn't expected that he would randomly meet a guy who was obviously lacking in brains on the road, whose cultivation level was actually higher than his!
Could it be that the heavens didn't have eyes? How could such a situation occur?!
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma's anger rose again. They couldn't wait to chop Tan Tan into meat paste on the spot, crush him, and scatter his ashes!
You f * cking bastard!
You really know how to curse. Just a casual curse, and you directly cursed the two pinnacle figures of the Demon Emperor Heaven.
F * ck your grandfather? Who was Yao Ningning's grandfather? He was a super figure that even the Demon Empress had to call 'Big Brother'! As for 'f * cking you' … it was even more of a bastard.
Who was Yao Ningning's mother?
Her Majesty the Demon Empress!
When Yao Ningning first heard this, she was more or less uncomfortable. But when she heard the last sentence, 'a wise man doesn't show his true colors', her anger immediately turned into joy. After being scolded, she was actually proud and high-spirited. "Humph! You're just making a fuss because you've seen too little. I have a lot of trump cards! Even a Celestial Being expert may not be my number one! "
Tan Tan was even more surprised. "Really? You're not bragging, right?! How on earth did you cultivate, little one? How can you have such a high cultivation level? "
The Demon Empress suddenly had a feeling of exaltation. So, so there's also a day when I'm worshipped by others!
The heavens pity me!
This is really too rare!
"What's the big deal? It's nothing but hard work! Yes, hard work! Hard work! I wake up early and sleep late, and cultivate continuously until my hands are blistered … "Yao Ningning boasted shamelessly, blowing his own trumpet. He really couldn't find any evidence, so he could only make up some nonsense.
The two senior experts of the demon race lowered their heads sadly. Hard work, hard work, wake up early and sleep late … blisters on my hands …
I really can't listen to it anymore.
None of these words seem to have anything to do with the Demon Empress. Stop bragging, the sky is full of dust!
Tan Tan couldn't hide the envy on his face anymore. He said, "In martial arts cultivation, the one who reaches the top first. I've cultivated for more than twenty years, but I'm only at the Saint level, and I'm still so proud of it … I … sigh, I've suffered a blow. Let's not talk about it."
"Cultivated for more than twenty years?! Saint level … "Yao Ningning was also shocked when he heard this.
For him to be able to get to where he was now, he knew what kind of prerequisites he had. The value of those treasures he had used over the years was enough to pile up a peak Celestial Being expert.
It was also because he didn't know what hard work was. With so many good materials on him, he could barely pile up a peak Saint level. But the one in front of him was clearly a grass root!
He had actually reached the Saint level! He was a real genius!
Although there was a difference in the cultivation of the two, in fact, there wasn't much of a difference. So, the following conversation became more congenial.
Compared to Yao Ningning who was shocked, the two Demon Clan elders were shocked. They really didn't see that this little guy was really not simple. He had only cultivated for more than twenty years, and he had already reached the Saint level. It was rare and commendable!
The vision of these two Demon Clan elders was extraordinary. They had already seen through Tan Tan's real situation. But at this moment, when they suddenly heard Tan Tan's age, they couldn't help but observe carefully again. They judged from Tan Tan's bone age. This little guy was at most in his early twenties. Moreover, he was an outsider, not a disciple of a super sect.
Under such conditions, it was really rare and commendable to have such a cultivation. So, the disgust they felt towards Tan Tan was not so strong. In fact, they even found him slightly more pleasing to the eye!
Unfortunately, this pleasing to the eye didn't even last for a moment!
Because the next topic of conversation made the two Demon Clan elders have the impulse to run away.
"You don't know my mother. My mother is too strict with me … Hey, you said that I went to chase women. I went to pick up girls. Aren't these proper things? This is a big matter related to the continuation of the bloodline of our descendants … But my mother just ordered me to come back. She wanted me to find a man … "Yao Ningning sighed.
"Find a man? Your mother is really outrageous. To be honest, what do women know? They have long hair and short knowledge … "Tan Tan was disdainful." But I have to say that your mother is really good at talking … "
Yao Ningning slapped his thigh. "Who said she wasn't … Whatever I said, she vetoed it. Whatever I wanted to do, she definitely wouldn't let me do it. Even my food and drink … She wanted to control it. I didn't have any freedom at all … "
"Is your mother sick? Although it's not nice to hear, I have heard of a disease called obsessive-compulsive disorder before. It's very similar to what you said." Tan Tan disagreed.
Uncle Ma and Uncle Hu expressed that they really couldn't stand it anymore.
If anyone knew that the 'outrageous and insane woman' these two bastards were talking about was the current Demon Empress, then the biggest joke in the Heaven Imperial Court would be born.
"Don't worry. If you follow me from now on, I guarantee that you will eat and drink well. You will do whatever you want!" Tan Tan patted his chest. "I have rich experience in the Jianghu. I can't be wrong!"
Master Tan nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
After a round of drinking, both of them looked drunk because they didn't deliberately use their martial arts to evaporate the alcohol.
"Come, come, come. Let's drink again."
Both of them were the kind of people who didn't know the depth of the situation. They continued to drink. After a short while, they were already dead drunk.
"Little Ningning, if you follow me from now on … your life will be so wonderful and so splendid …" Tan Tan was tongue-tied. Naturally, his words were getting more and more out of tune and incoherent.
"I must see it, see it well …" Yao Ningning held her head and looked over. Tan Tan's head had already become three heads, swaying back and forth.
"Um … wait a moment. Let's find my Senior Brother first. My Senior Brother, uh … he's a really amazing person. He's the number one person in the Heavenly Layer. I'm at most number two … uh …" Tan Tan burped, "Apart from his looks being a little worse than mine and not being as handsome as me … everything else … everything else is better than me … number one in the world!"
"Really … your senior brother … uh … is so powerful?" Yao Ningning asked subconsciously. She kept nodding. She tilted her body.
"Of course. Following my senior brother will be infinitely exciting, infinitely wonderful, infinitely …" Tan Tan was very proud.
"Then … what is your senior brother's name? Tell me … let me worship him too … "
"He … uh, is called … itchy ang …"
"Itchy ang?"
"Yes."
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