"This is really like looking for a needle in a haystack …" The young man in white looked up at the sky and sighed. "I wonder how Sister Zi is doing now … Sigh, although I wasn't allowed to enter the palace that day, I was at least three steps closer to her … It was the best time to follow up on my victory, but I was called back by my mother at this juncture and was given such a strange task …"
"This is really too much! What could be more important than finding a daughter-in-law for you? "
"I don't understand, I really don't understand. (p.a.c.om) "
Beside him, there were two thin old men. As they listened to the young man in white's nagging, the two old men's faces were as red as dates and they didn't say a word.
If this young man was their grandnephew or something … Based on his ability to talk for ten thousand miles, they would have strangled him to death long ago …
This old man's ears are full of calluses now …]
But this young man's identity … The situation was more important than the person, so they had to bear with it. How could they not!
"Uncle Hu, how many cities have we searched so far?" The young man in white turned around and asked.
"Cough, one," Uncle Hu replied.
He felt helpless.
My surname isn't Hu … My surname is Gao, okay? You can't call me Uncle Hu just because I'm from the Fox Clan …
The old men didn't change their surnames, they didn't even change their names. Now that they were old, they had to let a kid change their surname. What the hell was going on?! No, no, no, he didn't dare to say that. It was a slip of the tongue!
"Already one … and they were all quiet cities … I just don't understand, why would such a powerful person choose to stay in a quiet city?" The young man in white started nagging again. "I think he should be in the capital, or in some place where earth-shattering things could happen …"
"How am I supposed to find him? This is really killing me! "
The two old men's faces were as red as dates and they continued to remain silent.
This old man was a chatterbox. It was no wonder. He had been lying in bed for thousands of years. His mind was clear but he couldn't speak. Now that he had woken up, it was understandable that he became a chatterbox.
But the problem was … the two of them were the ones accompanying this chatterbox.
There was no end to this torment …
You called for help? We haven't even called for help yet!
If you said one sentence, he would immediately talk to you for four hours based on your meaningless sentence.
Along the way, the two of them had already made up their minds — unless it was absolutely necessary, they would absolutely not speak to him!
"Uncle Hu, what city is up ahead?" The white-clothed youth asked with great interest.
"Lone Bamboo City." Uncle Hu's answer was concise and comprehensive. He would not say more than one word if he could!
"Yes. Luo Hua City was just a little further south from Lone Bamboo City. It's really not that far away. Regardless of whether we can find it or not, we can't find it. How about we all settle down in Lone Bamboo City? "The Grand Elder was in high spirits and seemed to be very interested.
"This …" The two old men looked troubled.
The mission given by the Demon Empress was a death order. It was abnormally strict and serious, and now, you actually said it. She had become so indifferent …
He really didn't know what to do.
If something really happened, you are the son of the Demon Empress. Even if you were to be punished, it would just be for show. What about us?! .
"Uncle Hu … Look, isn't this place very close to Luo Hua City?" The Grand Elder begged, "Although my mother has made it clear that I can't go to Luo Hua City, but … I'll be fine in Lone Bamboo City, right? After all, it's two different places! "
"If we have nothing to do, we can still stroll around casually, right?"
"Maybe we can meet Miss Zi when we stroll around. I believe that we are destined to be together! "
"Maybe if we suddenly meet, Miss Zi will realize that this is fate? It's fate that belongs to the two of us. "
"Maybe she will secretly fall in love with me from then on?"
"Then I will have a chance, right?"
"So I can go home with the beauty?"
The Grand Elder's saliva was everywhere. He was daydreaming for a while, as if it had already become a reality.
The two old men were speechless. They lowered their heads and didn't say anything. They wailed inwardly, "God, earth, help! Our Grand Elder is going crazy again … It's only been three days." He had already made such hypotheses thousands of times, thousands of times …
God! Our Grand Elder was hopelessly infatuated …
Was it useful to declare victory unilaterally?
"Uncle Ma, please introduce this Lone Bamboo City to me." The Grand Elder finally changed the topic.
"My surname is not Ma." Uncle Ma said with a straight face, "Grand Elder, my surname is Qiu, not Ma."
"I know. I heard from my mother that you were born in autumn, so your surname is Qiu. But you're from the Horse Tribe, right? Besides, you can choose the time of your birth. If you were born a few months later, your surname would be Dong, right? But your origin and your tribe can't be changed, right? "
The Grand Elder said eloquently, "Tell me, what's wrong with me calling you Uncle Ma? It's a perfect match. "
Uncle Ma looked helpless. He wanted to argue but couldn't. Facing such an unreliable Grand Elder, even if he had a talent for arguing, he could only be speechless.
Uncle Hu looked at him sympathetically. Uncle Ma raised his hands and surrendered, "Okay, you can call me Uncle Ma from now on."
If he still didn't agree, the Grand Elder would start the lesson immediately and force him to admit that he was Uncle Ma.
That would be a long and cruel process. It would be worse than torture.
Since he had to accept it in the end, he might as well let his ears suffer less.
"Then please tell me about this Lone Bamboo City …" The Grand Elder was very interested, "Especially the history of Lone Bamboo City. If I can't complete a mission in the future, I can tell my mother clearly. It will prove that I did work hard and did not do nothing …"
The two of them were speechless at the same time. You worked hard? When did you work hard? Don't you dare insult the word "hard"!
Ever since a certain Grand Elder said that he had no ambition and ignored the Demon Empress' orders, the two super experts of the Demon Race were completely discouraged.
It seemed that they had no choice but to be discouraged. Following such an unreliable Grand Elder, even if you were a Saint, what could you do?
So the three of them suddenly slowed down and staggered all the way into Lone Bamboo City. It was as if an excited gongzi was leading two walking corpses.
The two of them were angry. God, let me die … Not only did I have nothing to do, but I also had to bear a chatterbox. Not only did he have to talk, he even changed his surname …
They wandered around the city for half a day. The Grand Elder said that he was "close to the people! Observe the local customs! " The two masters almost hit the wall. This is not your mission! [Your mission is to find Chu Yang ah ah ah …]
After a while, the Grand Elder had enough of the local customs. After being pointed at and scolded for flirting with a girl, he decided to find an inn near the North Gate.
"The people here are not cute!" The Grand Elder said.
The two masters only felt that their balls were cramping. You flirted with someone's wife in front of her husband … It was already good that we did not beat you up on the spot …
When the Grand Elder went out, he would definitely stay in the most luxurious hotel in the city.
He would not choose the right one. He would only choose the expensive one. The expensive one might not be the right one, but it would definitely not be the worst one!
Although he was not officially going out with his identity. The main purpose was to complete the mission, but the Grand Elder could not lose his status, no matter the time.
"The best suite!" The Grand Elder said to the inn indifferently and matter-of-factly, "I want the highest and biggest one here."
The inn worker had a difficult look on his face. "Dear guest, please forgive me. The room you specified is already occupied. Why don't you … "
"Huh?" The Grand Elder was startled. Before he could say anything, Uncle Ma, who had been holding back his anger, said, "Ask the person staying in there to get out! Immediately clean it up and make room for us. "
As soon as he said that, he heard someone say softly on the tip of his tongue, "Hey, hey. What's wrong? Chasing a girl and flirting with a girl are all about first come first served. What's wrong? Now that he is staying in an inn, you want to kick him out and make room for you? Do you still care about the justice of the martial world? Is this the justice of the world? Tsk tsk tsk, Demon Emperor Heaven is indeed Demon Emperor Heaven. This Grand Elder has seen it for himself this time … Awesome, awesome, really awesome. I didn't think that there would be someone more awesome than Old Man in this world! "
This person kept saying 'Old Man'. Completely undisguised sarcasm and ridicule, mixed with a strong sense of provocation. It even revealed a roguish tone.
The three people turned their heads at the same time, following the voice. But in the next moment, they were all startled.
They saw a person standing at the top of the stairs. His two hands were crossed, and he was looking at them with slanted eyes.
From the way he spoke just now, it was clear that this person was definitely a hooligan. It wasn't surprising for him to behave like this. What was more surprising, or rather, special, was that this person's appearance was really a little "weird".
One of his eyes was big, while the other was small. One of his eyes was round, while the other was triangular. One of his ears was long forward, while the other was long backward. His entire face looked as if it had been punched by the Creator after he was created. Then, he carelessly rubbed his face. Although he could still barely make out the appearance of a human, it was really a little forced.
Even his two eyebrows were inverted.
Also, this person's voice was extremely strange. It was like a pack of wolves howling in the dark night, mixed with a group of male ducks.
The Grand Elder was clearly frightened by this person's "appearance". He asked in horror, "What kind of monster are you?"
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