That person walked down the stairs, swaying his shoulders. He raised his head, his nostrils facing the sky, and gently blew at the nose hair that floated out of his nostrils. When the nose hair was blown away, this person swung his hair, and with a "shua" sound, his messy hair was thrown to one side. [p.TX.c.m]
"I'm the guest who's staying in the Sky Room 1 now!" This person squinted. "In other words, I'm the one you want to chase out!"
As he said that, his whole body twitched, and his buttocks contracted. "Am I very handsome? When you looked at me like that just now, were you shocked by my appearance?! "
"Hehehehe …" Master Tai's eyes widened, and he suddenly felt that his mind was blank.
Although I was indeed shocked by your "appearance", and the result was undeniable, the difference between the two was too great. It was like the difference between heaven and earth!
As the Master of the entire Demon Clan, he could be considered as an experienced and knowledgeable senior figure. Moreover, in the entire Heavenly Layer, the Demon Clan's grotesque appearance was definitely at the top. But even so, he would never have thought that there would be someone in this world who looked so weird!
Even in his dreams, he would never have thought that words like "Am I very handsome? Are you shocked by my appearance?" could actually come out from the mouth of this monster in front of him. Where was his conscience?!
With this kind of conduct, you still have the nerve to ask me where my morals are? Where's the justice?
After being stunned for a long time, Master Tai suddenly flew into a rage. In that instant, he actually forgot that the other party didn't want to let him in the room. He pointed at him furiously and shouted, "You, you, you … You said this, do you have any conscience?! You asked this, don't you feel guilty?! "
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma, who were about to get angry, almost fainted when they heard this!
The other party's question was undoubtedly beyond common sense, but Master Tai's answer seemed to be even more unexpected! Appearing and disappearing unpredictably!
The conflict that should have happened immediately was diverted by the other party's words … And it was diverted to a completely unrelated place. And Master Tai's words were so easy to divert. He just went along with it, and didn't even look back.
Of course, he also had to be on guard against the sudden counterattack of this strange fellow. It was basically a foregone conclusion that he would fly into a rage out of humiliation …
Unexpectedly, when the strange man heard this, he suddenly seemed very pleased with himself and said, "You knew my wife when you were young?"
The Old Master was confused again. What was going on? He scratched his head subconsciously and asked, "Do I know your wife?" He thought, "Is this person crazy?"
This person was beaming with joy. His two eyebrows were like two earthworms twitching and jumping on his face. It was extremely frightening. He laughed and said in a clear voice, "When my wife saw me back then, the first thing she said was the same thing. What you said just now actually made me experience the taste of love again. Thank you … "
"The taste of love …" Grandpa Lin felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He was so shocked that he was charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Did I let you taste the taste of love? Heavens …
"Back then. That little girl wasted a lot of my effort. Just thinking about it makes me sigh … "The strange man reminisced.
This guy, after such a thing, actually fell into a reverie of the past.
What was even more ridiculous was that a certain Old Master actually felt a burst of sympathy at this moment. He thought of how difficult it was for him to chase a girl. He couldn't help but nod and feel the same. "Yes … chasing a girl is really too difficult. As long as you can have the last laugh, any price is worth it … "
"A girl, a girl …" The strange man's face showed some nostalgia and also seemed to be sad.
"A girl, a girl, a girl …" Grandpa Lin sighed and was really sad.
For a moment, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked at each other in shock.
Shouldn't these two people be fighting for the room?
Under normal circumstances, the process would be — one insisted on staying. The other didn't give way, and the two of them would fight. Then, if they fought until someone died, it would be normal for the head to bleed, right?
Why are they chatting like they know each other so well now?
What was going on?
How could this be?!
However, these two people were talking one after another. Neither of them seemed to understand what the other party was talking about, but they felt that what the other party said was very similar to their own experiences. The more they talked, the warmer they became. The more they talked, the more they regretted not meeting each other earlier.
"Brother! We hit it off at first sight. I'll treat you to a drink, you must give me some face! "Grandpa Lin waved his hand generously.
"I definitely can't give you this face!" The strange man glared and waved his hand generously. "Unless it's my treat!"
"Hahaha, good, good, good …" The two of them laughed heartily. Then, the strange man laughed and walked over. He actually put his arm around the old man's shoulder like a good brother. The old man was not on guard and was hugged by the other party. The two of them had their arms around each other's shoulders. As they talked heatedly, they found a table and sat down.
Then, the two of them began to bang on the table and shout, asking for wine and dishes.
"Waiter! Serve the wine! I want good wine! "The strange man banged on the table.
"Waiter, serve the dishes. I want good dishes!" Grandpa Lin banged on the table.
"Hurry up! Don't dawdle! "The strange man raised his head and shouted.
"If you dawdle, I'll tear down your restaurant!" Grandpa Lin said fiercely.
"Hurry up! Don't be so insensible! "The two of them shouted together.
They were like two hooligans!
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma felt their eyeballs hit the ground at the same time.
F * ck! How could this be!
What was going on? How could it be like this?!
The two of them walked over like puppets and looked at the two people sitting opposite them. They were talking about something with exultation. The two of them sat down mechanically, completely speechless.
Under such urging, how could the restaurant dare to be negligent? Not long after, the wine and dishes were all served.
He saw that the two people opposite him were in high spirits, their saliva flying in all directions. There was no need to mention the opportunistic spirit of exchanging toasts.
However, as they talked, the situation changed.
It became that strange man talking alone, while Grandpa Lin listened attentively and listened attentively.
"… So, I killed that strange man and took out the spiritual beast core and gave it to her. Hahaha, she had a crush on me … Then, her brother didn't agree to our relationship. I was furious. How dare you interfere with my relationship with my wife. How could you do that? I … "
That strange man's saliva flew everywhere as he spoke. He was in high spirits, insufferably arrogant.
Grandpa Lin watched and listened enviously.
Because in the end, the other party got her!
[Just this point alone is already much, much stronger than me. Much, much, much stronger!]
"Women …" That strange man felt the other party's admiration and envy, as well as some jealousy. He became even more complacent. "… My wife looked very fierce at first, but later on, she fell into my hands. In my hands, she's as gentle as water. Of course, this gentleness is only for me. Hahahaha … "
Grandpa Lin raised the wine pot. He poured the wine eagerly with a face full of admiration. "Amazing, amazing. I admire you. Let's drink, let's drink."
"Hahaha …" That strange man laughed. Suddenly, he rolled his eyes and said, "Sigh. I seem to have neglected a very important thing … "
The three of them looked at him at the same time.
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma were nervous at the same time. Did this guy remember to fight for the room at this time?
However, they saw that this person patted his head and said with realization, "We hit it off at first sight. I actually forgot to ask. Brother, what's your name? Although in the heart, name is just a code name, but it's still better to know this code name! "
Grandpa Lin also patted his head. "Yes, yes, yes. I was too engrossed in listening to you. It's really rude of me. I haven't asked your name yet! "
The two of them actually laughed awkwardly at the same time, as if they were a little embarrassed. The same action: scratching their heads. As they scratched, they laughed awkwardly.
"Hehehe …"
"Hehehe …"
Puff puff!
The two super masters next to them fell under the chairs at the same time. Obviously, it was not enough. They could only actually crawl under the table.
F * ck, there was actually such a weirdo in this world. After putting their arms around each other's shoulders for so long, drinking more than ten kilograms of wine, being so intimate as if they were wearing the same pants, they actually only remembered to ask each other's names now, and both of them were …
Could this be the legendary saying, that if they were not of the same family, they would not enter the same house? This pair of birds of a feather was really not just a little bit!
There were already too many weirdos like this, but there were actually two of them. And they were so lucky to be at the same table.
This was really … a lucky chance. The two masters sighed endlessly in their hearts.
The two of them were actually able to witness this meeting. It was really the good fortune of three lifetimes!
"My name is Yao Ningning. May I ask for your name?" Grandpa Lin directly said his real name, and the two masters did not even have time to stop him.
My Grandpa Lin, this "Yao Ningning" was the name of Demon Emperor Heaven. Who in the entire Demon Emperor Heaven did not know? There would definitely not be a repeat of this situation! If it was a normal person, perhaps they would not know, but this guy had a tyrannical aura. He was obviously a person of the pugilistic world. How could he not know his name?
Now that he knew who you were, he could not help but try to worm his way into being friends with you. Just look at how much we worship this guy's theory of picking up girls. Wouldn't he give you whatever you want? Grandpa Lin, you are too …
You said you wanted to make friends, that's not a problem. But you have already revealed your identity, how are you going to make friends? Just wait for the other party to kowtow to you.
Unexpectedly, that weirdo laughed, his eyebrows dancing. "Yao Ningning? Is it a girl and a 'Yao' of that name? Brother, I have to say, your name is a little unsuitable. It sounds like the name of a girl. It's too … "
He actually started to criticize.
The two masters looked at each other, stunned. This weirdo actually did not know that this was Grandpa's name?
"Who said it wasn't?" Grandpa Lin slapped his thigh, as if he had met a confidant, and said, "I thought so too, but my mother refused to change it for me. I wanted to change my name, but I was scolded and beaten by my mother. You don't even know, sigh, it's a long story …"
"Your mother is so awesome. You even have a mother to discipline you …" That weirdo said with a little envy.
The two masters of the demon race looked at each other, dumbfounded. They lowered their heads at the same time and drank their tea with a speechless expression.
Weirdo!
Definitely a super weirdo!
Your mother is so awesome? Sigh, his mother was the Demon Empress! How could the Demon Empress not be awesome?
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