"Alright, I'll go to the bathroom!" Fangzheng ran into the bathroom. Although he ate Crystal Rice and drank Unrooted Clean Aqua without any impurities or feces, Fangzheng still needed to use the bathroom in his nervousness.
After running to the bathroom, he lay down.
Fangzheng took a deep breath and calmed his agitated emotions. Divine power! Although he already knew the Heavenly Eye and Beast Language Spell, who would care if he had a lack of divine powers? Not to mention, this god art sounded very awesome! Hence, he said, "You can begin."
"Are you sure?"
"Let me think about it." Fangzheng had a nagging feeling that the System's repeated questions would not be so simple. The last time he accepted the Dragon Buddha Epithet, he was exhausted and slept for an entire day.
This time, Fangzheng had to ensure that everything was done properly. After circling the monastery and confirming that there was nothing else to do, Fangzheng lay in bed again and said, "Alright, let's begin!"
"Are you sure?"
"Why are you so long-winded? Begin! "exclaimed Fangzheng.
Then, Fangzheng realized that the System was silent. He closed his eyes all day but did not notice anything abnormal. He sat up and said, "System, has it begun?"
"It has already ended," said the System calmly.
Fangzheng felt like a hundred thousand pigs were flying across the Gobi Desert, pouncing on the Holy Sh * t and eating the Holy Sh * t!
"That fast? Why didn't I feel anything? Also, since it's so simple, why did you ask me so many times to confirm it? "asked Fangzheng.
"What do you want to feel? Pain? Or itchiness? Why don't I fulfill your wish? Finally, if you aren't sure, how am I to teleport you? "
"Forget it. Pretend I never said anything." Fangzheng immediately cowered. Wasn't there something wrong with his brain if he wanted pain and itchiness?
"System, why do I feel like I haven't learned anything?" asked Fangzheng.
"What do you think divine powers are?" asked the System.
"Aren't divine powers just chanting incantations, producing a few hand seals, throwing an Dharma artifact, summoning the wind and rain, casting beans to transform into soldiers, or farting to blow up a mountain?" Fangzheng recounted the contents of the novels he had read.
The System scoffed and said, "Ignorant! Divine powers were the walking, seeing, hearing, speaking, and moving of ordinary people. Raising one's hand was a divine power, and closing one's eyes was a divine power! Divine powers are things that ordinary people can't do, turning them into your instinctive ability. There's no need to chant incantations, no need for any assistance, you can use divine powers as long as you think of it. "
Fangzheng was taken aback. He never expected divine powers to be like that. However, it did seem reasonable!
At that moment, Lone Wolf ran in and howled. "Abbot, I'm hungry. It's time to eat."
When Fangzheng saw Lone Wolf, his heart stirred. A glint flashed in his eyes as the world in front of Lone Wolf instantly changed! Everything around them was a vast expanse of whiteness. There was neither sky nor earth …
Fangzheng also saw this scene. He could see Lone Wolf, but Lone Wolf couldn't see Fangzheng! Fangzheng stood in the sky, overlooking everything like a god of creation! With a single thought, the ground beneath his feet began to rise!
Lone Wolf was so frightened that he turned tail and ran. Unfortunately, the ground had risen, so where could he run to? In the end, he was so scared that he curled up into a ball and didn't dare to move.
Just as Lone Wolf was feeling afraid, he suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance. It was the smell of Crystal Rice!
Lone Wolf opened his eyes and looked over. He saw a mountain of rice appear in the distance. It was a mountain of rice that towered into the clouds! It was cooked Crystal Rice!
Lone Wolf's tongue subconsciously hung out as he salivated profusely. He charged at the mountain of rice.
However, Lone Wolf soon realized that the faster he ran, the further the mountain of rice was! The further it was, the more anxious he became. He ran with all his might!
When Fangzheng saw this, he cursed inwardly. "This idiot. It's so obvious, yet he didn't realize that it was a dream. Indeed, this A Golden Millet Dream divine power is terrifying enough. It can bewitch all life, making it impossible for people to extricate themselves from it. "
With this in mind, Fangzheng waved his hand and the mountain of rice stopped. Lone Wolf chased up to the mountain of rice in a few steps and pounced forward. He opened his mouth wide and wanted to eat his fill!
When Fangzheng saw this, he shook his head slightly. In reality, he could not satisfy Lone Wolf's desire to eat, but in a dream, he decided to let him have his fill. Therefore, Fangzheng ignored him.
Lone Wolf sprawled on the mountain of rice as he ate and rolled around. He was overjoyed as he scampered everywhere. His expression was as embarrassing as it could be …
Fangzheng could not bear to watch any further. With a wave of his hand, the mountain of rice vanished, and an ocean appeared beneath him. Lone Wolf plunged into it and flailed his claws in fright.
Pfft!
"Ao Ao Ao Ao Ao …"
In reality, Lone Wolf was lying on the ground, constantly flailing his claws as he howled. Clearly, he was frightened out of his wits.
But when he turned around and opened his eyes, he realized that he was in Fangzheng's room. There was no mountain of rice or ocean!
Lone Wolf looked at the smiling Fangzheng before looking at his familiar surroundings. He had a feeling that everything that had just happened was the doing of the boundless abbot! However, he was no match for the darn baldy in front of him. All he could do was bear with it and run out.
Regardless, he had indeed had his fill!
Fangzheng roared with laughter when he saw this. "Why? Are you angry? This Penniless Monk is happy today. I'll fill you up! "
"Awoo!"
"You know how to shout 'Long live the Lord' now? Haha! Let's go! "Fangzheng was very pleased with his newly obtained divine power. He led Lone Wolf to cook.
The sun quickly set. In a particular alley in Songwu County.
"Bro, are you sure you want to do this?" A woman in heavy makeup was smoking a cigarette. She looked at the money in her hand and looked at the man in front of her in puzzlement. The man was rather handsome, but wasn't his request a little too special?
"Why do you have so much to say? I'm asking you, are you going to earn this money or not? If you want to earn it, do it well. If you succeed, I'll double your pay! " Said the man. At that moment, a car drove by, and its headlights illuminated the man's face. He was none other than Chen Jing, who had just lost his job!
"Heh heh, alright. Leave this matter to me! However, Boss, you have to reimburse me for my travel expenses, right? "said the woman.
"Reimbursement isn't a problem, but you have to work hard and take down that monk. Do you understand? At the very least, you have to make him reveal his true colors and grope you. Then, record the entire process. It would be best if you could make a video. As long as it succeeds, you will not be lacking in money, "said Chen Jing.
The woman said with a smile, "Don't worry, Boss. It's hard to say for others, but it's just a young monk. I, Li Fengxian, guarantee that I will take him down in three days! Just wait for the good news. "
"Alright, I'll be waiting for your good news! But remember, you did not see me today. "With that said, Chen Jing quickly left.
Looking at Chen Jing's back, Li Fengxian curled her lips and said, "What the heck? He even scammed a monk … Forget it, I'll just treat it as if I went to find a monk to consecrate me. Hmm … A monk, a pure green monk. The taste should be pretty good, right? "
With that said, Li Fengxian walked out of the alley and boarded a taxi to return home.
The next day, at dawn, Fangzheng's monastery had guests. They were villagers from the neighboring village. Fangzheng found them familiar, but he did not know their names.
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