"What do you mean split? Master, it was donated by us! You are a truly capable person. This temple is just too shabby. This five hundred thousand is donated by us to you for the renovation of the temple. Master, can you give us your bank account number? "Having learned his lesson, Monkey immediately interrupted Wu Changxi.
Fangzheng was delighted when he heard that. If it was split, he could not take it. If it was donated, he could naturally keep it. As for a bank card, he had one that he could use.
Fangzheng said, "Amitabha. Then, thank you, Patrons."
"Master, look. It's almost noon. Lunch … "Fatty rubbed his belly and licked his lips as he chuckled. His meaning was obvious. The fellow was eyeing Fangzheng's Crystal Rice!
Fangzheng smiled and said lightly, "This temple is a small one. It doesn't provide food or lodging. Patron, if you are hungry, it's best you quickly descend the mountain."
Fatty's smile immediately crumbled. "Master, can't you give us something to eat? At the very least, we filled the water tank with water. "
Fangzheng shook his head. "Water is fine, but not food. The last time, I gave you food because you were exhausted and had not eaten for an entire day. It was to prevent you from fainting on the mountain. This time, it's best the few of you descend the mountain. If you wish to eat in the temple, come again when it is upgraded to a middle-sized temple. There will be enough. "
Fatty felt helpless as he looked at the tiny temple. He asked, "Master, when will the temple be upgraded?"
Fangzheng shook his head slightly. "The temple's upgrade depends on incense offerings and the scale. From the looks of it, I do not know either … "
Monkey patted Fatty on the shoulder. "If you want to eat, think of a way to promote the temple when you return."
Fatty felt that it was the only way. Just as he was about to bid farewell, Fatty suddenly exclaimed, "Master, why aren't you wearing shoes?"
Fangzheng's White Lunar Monk Robe was very long. With the snow falling, it was impossible to tell that Fangzheng was not wearing shoes when his feet landed in the snow. Besides, everyone had been watching the competition. Who would look at Fangzheng's feet?
Upon hearing Fatty's shout, Monkey and Wu Changxi looked down. Although they could not see Fangzheng's feet, the footprints were extremely clear. It was a complete footprint without a shoe print!
"Master, what … What technique are you practicing?" Monkey asked in shock.
Fangzheng smiled wryly when he heard that. What he practiced was the Poor Technique! He didn't have any cotton shoes to wear, so he could only rely on the White Lunar Monk Robe's protective abilities to survive barefoot … Although it was still very cold, he wouldn't freeze. It's better than wearing his broken shoes, losing the protection of the monk's robe, and then freezing like a dog. "
However, Fangzheng said, "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk has great firepower. This bit of temperature is nothing."
"I got it. Young lad, sleeping on a cold brick bed, you have to rely on the firepower! Hey! Master, are you suffering from drought? Do you want me to help you find a girl to help you vent? I know, it's hard to hold it in … Hey, hey, hey … "
Before Fatty finished his sentence, Fangzheng turned around and lifted Fatty who weighed more than a hundred kilograms. He threw him out the door and gave a Buddhist proclamation. "Amitabha. Bam!" The door closed!
Fatty was dumbfounded. Monkey and Wu Changxi, who followed him out, glared at Fatty angrily. Monkey was not polite to Fatty. "You son of a b * tch, what did you just say? The Great Master is an eminent monk. You actually want to introduce a young lady to him? Is there something wrong with your brain? "
Fatty rubbed his nose and said without any remorse, "I was just thinking for the Great Master. How can you abstain from lust so easily? It's not good for your health."
"It's not good? Watch me beat you up! Great, if I can't enter the monastery in the future, you will have to drink water with me! " Monkey rode on Fatty's body and gave him a beating. Fatty pushed Monkey away and ran down the mountain wailing.
The few of them made a ruckus all the way down the mountain. Monkey smacked himself in the head. He did not ask for the bank account number!
However, Monkey was smart. He immediately found WeChat and searched for people nearby. Indeed, he found Fangzheng's WeChat ID and added him as a friend. Then, he did not transfer the money, but directly transferred it to WeChat.
And at that moment, Fangzheng wore a depressed look.
"System, I have a belly full of anger. Can I really not vent it?" Fangzheng was at the peak of his anger. It was fine if no one said anything, but how could Fangzheng not be tempted by Fatty's seduction? However, being tempted was one thing. As a future master, he still had the basic willpower, especially when the System suddenly said, "Be careful of impotence." Fangzheng decisively threw Fatty out …
"Yes!" answered the System with absolute certainty.
Fangzheng immediately heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "How do I resolve it?"
"Find a woman," said the System.
"Really?" Fangzheng's eyes instantly lit up.
"As long as you aren't afraid of being impotent for the rest of your life, feel free," said the System.
Fangzheng was instantly infuriated. "Can't you finish your sentence in one go? Will you die if you don't breathe? "
"No, but communicating with idiots requires skill."
Fangzheng: "# @ ¥% # …% &"
"I really don't have a solution."
"There is."
"Be serious. Can you give me a solution that works?" Fangzheng was nearly infuriated by the System's teasing.
"Recite the Buddhist scriptures and naturally calm your mind," said the System in all seriousness.
Fangzheng raised his middle finger and pointed it into the sky, yelling, "F * * k you!"
Ka-cha! Boom!
Two bolts of lightning landed in front of Fangzheng as he said unhappily, "My gesture and words were said together. It should count as one, right?"
"I said two, so it's two. If you aren't convinced, try cursing again."
Fangzheng pointed at the sky and yelled, "F * * k you!"
Ka-cha! Another bolt of lightning landed in front of him.
Then, Fangzheng flicked his sleeves and left!
"There's still one more sentence," reminded the System.
Fangzheng scoffed. "Just because you want me to curse a few times? Why would I listen to you? "Curse again? There were only three chances a day. The fourth time would be on him. Fangzheng wasn't a fool.
After returning to the backyard, Fangzheng took out his cell phone and casually browsed through it. He found that he had a friend request. Seeing that it was from Monkey, he added him.
The moment he added, Monkey transferred 500,000 yuan! He added: "Master, a bank card is too troublesome. I'll just transfer it via WeChat! How about it? I'm awesome, right? The transfer limit is just that domineering. Haha … "
However, Fangzheng didn't even look at the text at the back. Instead, he stared intently at the zeros behind the 500,000 yuan! He counted with his fingers one by one. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … Aiyah, how much is five zeros? Counting again, 10, 100, 1,000, 10,000, 100,000 … 500,000 … Hahaha … System, I'm finally out of poverty. Haha … I want to eat Crystal Rice every meal in the future! "
However, the System ignored him.
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