Fangzheng was not an idiot. He usually went on the Internet. Recently, there had been a heated discussion about suboptimal health. He obviously knew that Li Fengxian was spouting nonsense. She was only acting dumb. He wanted to know what the woman was up to.
Fangzheng asked, "Uh, Patron, may I ask what my suboptimal health is mainly focused on? And what should I do about it? "
"You are mainly suffering from excessive heat. You need to vent it," said Li Fengxian in all seriousness. However, her eyes were almost on fire.
Fangzheng was stunned. Excessive heat? What the hell was that?
Li Fengxian immediately mimicked the fortune-teller. She looked like an otherworldly expert as she said, "Little Monk, let me ask you. Did you wake up this morning with a single pillar?"
Fangzheng blushed as he nodded slightly.
"Hehe! This little monk can even blush! Haha! His skin is so white, but when he blushes, he looks like an apple. He is indeed a virgin. " Li Fengxian beamed inwardly. The more she looked at Fangzheng, the more she found him amusing and adorable. She continued bluffing, "That's right. Excessive heat without an outlet will naturally result in a single pillar. Little Monk, do you need treatment? "
Fangzheng was not a fool. He immediately understood what was going on! He thought he had met a female patron, but he ended up meeting Lone Wolf's cousin, a female pervert!
Fangzheng thought to himself, "Indeed, beautiful women are unreliable. In the future, I should find a girl-next-door to marry. That would be more dependable." However, he said, "Amitabha. Female Patron, if you wish to offer incense and make a wish, please come in. If there's nothing else, This Penniless Monk will not be accompanying you. " With that said, Fangzheng turned and left. He did wish to renounce asceticism, but it was not to have sex with women.
He wanted to renounce asceticism only to change his lifestyle!
The moment Fangzheng left, Li Fengxian cursed herself for being too anxious. She had scared the young monk away.
However, an idea came to Li Fengxian as she exclaimed, "Aiyah, my blood sugar is low. Aiyah, I feel dizzy. Aiyah …"
Fangzheng turned his head and happened to see Li Fengxian faint and motionless.
Fangzheng sighed when he saw this. He thought to himself, "I have no idea what's wrong with this female patron. What kind of game is this? Which child pretended to faint and even secretly scratched themselves … Did they really think that This Penniless Monk couldn't see their little tricks? "
However, Fangzheng did not wish to be entangled with Li Fengxian. Firstly, he did not want to. Secondly, he was afraid of negative karma. Thirdly, he was afraid that his evaluation would drop, affecting his future earnings. Fourthly, he was afraid that his renunciation of asceticism would be a long time coming. Therefore, Fangzheng left.
Li Fengxian secretly stole glances at Fangzheng and thought to herself, "This stupid monk. I'm already in such a state, but he doesn't know how to take the opportunity to hug me, kiss me, or even touch me … The pinhole camera has already been set up, but it was all for nothing. Fine, I'll wait a little longer. Maybe this little monk is testing me. I don't believe that I can't handle a little monk with my beauty … "
Li Fengxian's thoughts ran wild as she waited all day without seeing Fangzheng come out. The mink coat could only protect the upper half of his body. The lower half of his body was lying on the cold ground. As time passed, it became colder and colder …
"Hmph, little bald donkey, are you trying to compete in patience with me? I'll drag it out with you. Let's see if you will come over to touch me in the end! "Li Fengxian turned ruthless as deep in her eyes was a deep sense of stubbornness.
And at that moment, Fangzheng was warming himself by the fire in the backyard. From time to time, Lone Wolf would run over to report the situation.
"Hehe, this woman sure is something. She clearly hasn't fainted, but she insists on feigning it. She's seriously ill. Forget it. Since she likes lying down, let her be. Go watch over her. If she can't take it and leaves, inform me. " After Fangzheng said that, Lone Wolf flicked his tail and left. Fangzheng added, "If she freezes, inform me as well."
Seconds turned into minutes as Li Fengxian's teeth chattered from the cold. She was about to crawl up from the cold.
Hmph, let's see if you can carry me this time! But a series of footsteps sounded. Li Fengxian's heart stirred. "He's here! Haha! Indeed, that little monk can't last longer than me. Hmph, let's see if you can carry me this time! As long as you dare carry me, I'll go with the flow. After a few shots, hmph! Mission accomplished. I'll leave with the money! Darn monk, play by yourself! Eh, the direction of the footsteps isn't right. There's quite a number of them … "
"Fangzheng, what's the situation? Who fainted? "Dog Song's voice sounded from outside the door. Following that, Dog Song and Yang Hua ran in.
Li Fengxian immediately turned anxious when she heard that. She cursed inwardly, "This darn monk hasn't come for so long. So he went to call for help! No, I can't wait any longer. I have to get up! Aiyah! My feet are numb! "
Li Fengxian's feet turned numb the moment she moved. She felt weak all over and did not get up. When she opened her eyes, she saw a white-robed Fangzheng slowly walking over. He pressed his palms together at Dog Song and Yang Hua, "Amitabha. Patrons, for some reason, this female patron has fainted. Please help get her down the mountain for treatment. "
"Aiyah, Fangzheng, don't do that. You're giving me goosebumps," said Yang Hua with a wry smile.
Dog Song was indignant, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fangzheng is now the abbot, so he naturally has to speak differently. I think that's pretty good. Besides, Fangzheng is someone who won against a bunch of cultured people. It's only normal for him to speak in a cultured manner. "
Fangzheng had basically helped him turn over a new leaf. Dog Song was now living an extremely comfortable life. He felt more comfortable than the first half of his life. The feeling of being praised by everyone made him feel like a hero. Naturally, he was extremely grateful to Fangzheng and spoke up for him.
When Fangzheng heard that, he smiled, "It's fine. However, let's save her first. Look, she can't even get up. "
When Yang Hua saw that, he realized that it was indeed the case. He hurriedly called out to Dog Song and the two spread out the bedsheets they had brought. As Li Fengxian shouted, "I'm fine! Let me down!"
Fangzheng looked at their backs and pressed his palms together. He smiled at Li Fengxian and gave a Buddhist proclamation, "Amitabha!"
Li Fengxian gritted her teeth as she glared at Fangzheng. She knew that the monk must have noticed something and had deliberately sent her down the mountain! She gritted her teeth in anger but was helpless. Now was not the time to lose decorum with Fangzheng. However, she had lost the first round. All she could do was think of other solutions. As for now, she could only stay in peace. She was indeed freezing. Her toes were already numb from the cold. It was best she went down the mountain to warm herself up.
After sending Li Fengxian off, Fangzheng frowned. He did not believe that it was a coincidence. Li Fengxian did not appear like she was there to pay respects to Buddha. Instead, she appeared like she was there to molest him. But what was the point of molesting him? From the looks of it, Fangzheng was the only one who benefited …
After much thought, Fangzheng failed to figure it out. He decided not to think further. As long as he maintained his Buddhist heart, he would not be afraid of any ghosts or deities! A straight body is not afraid of a crooked shadow!
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