Then, Red Boy slapped him.
Pa!
"Ahhhhh …" Salted Fish let out a series of trembling sounds as he flew back while spinning at high speeds.
Salted Fish drew an arc as he flew back into One Finger Monastery. Fangzheng hurriedly adjusted his position and slapped him again, sending Salted Fish flying again.
"Nice ball! Watch me! "Red Boy yelled.
Salted Fish flew back.
…
After going back and forth more than ten times, Salted Fish still took the time to curse, but in the end, he finally stopped shouting and shouted. "I submit! I submit! Stop hitting me! Let me down! "
Fangzheng dodged to the side when he heard that Salted Fish was finally being obedient. The next moment, there was a thud as Salted Fish slammed to the ground like a dead fish. He tumbled several meters away before slumping to the ground. He panted heavily and said with a sobbing tone, "Are you monks or not? This is way too violent! Boohoo … "
When Fangzheng saw this, he pressed his palms together and went forward. "Amitabha. Patron, stop acting. It's useless to keep up the act."
Indeed, Salted Fish stood up the next moment. This fellow was like Red Boy. He had coarse skin and thick flesh. To him, the few slaps from Fangzheng and Red Boy were just stretching his muscles and making him feel comfortable. What made him uncomfortable was that the two bastards were using a spinning ball. It made him feel carsick and nauseous!
Salted Fish got up and said, "Reverend, what do you want?"
Fangzheng smiled. "Very simple. Once you enter One Finger Monastery, you will have to abide by One Finger Monastery's rules."
"What if I don't?" Salted Fish asked weakly, no longer having the arrogance from before. Previously, when he came to this world, he had received a message from the System. The general information of this world and his situation were clear to him. He knew very well what he was here for. He was here as a reward to the little baldy in front of him. His mission was to be obedient and protect One Finger Monastery. He would also use his abilities to serve One Finger Monastery. However, this fellow was a true old salted fish, a wily old fox.
The moment he realized that there were no Buddhas or demons in this world, he immediately believed that he was invincible and that he was going to be awesome. Not only did he not want to work for Fangzheng, but he also wanted to be an ancestor. He wanted to feel like a Buddha!
However, after making a lot of calculations, he finally realized that he had been cheated by the system! F * * k, it was already agreed that there would be no Buddha, but this monk was even worse than Buddha, directly depriving him of his Dharmic powers! Didn't you say that there were no demons? What was that little wimp Great Demon King? They had agreed that there were no heretical fiends, but from his point of view, the monk's heart was even blacker than a fiend's … How could anyone treat an old man like that!
At that moment, Salted Fish finally recognized everything in front of him. He knew that he was ultimately just a salted fish. He couldn't do much, so he turned obedient.
Fangzheng smiled. "If you don't abide by the rules … So what if you compare yourself to him? He's already so obedient … Do you want to try? "
Fangzheng smiled at Salted Fish.
Salted Fish looked at the obedient Red Boy and subconsciously shuddered. He hurriedly shouted. "Don't worry, Reverend. I'm very obedient! I'll be your protector in the future, okay? "
"Alright. Jingxin, find him a pickled vegetable vat. He can sleep there in the future," said Fangzheng.
Salted Fish turned anxious when he heard that. "Reverend, are you really not letting me enter the pond?"
"You smell so salty. If you enter the Heavenly Dragon Pond, can you still use the water? Others would be scared away by the salty smell from afar, "Fangzheng rolled his eyes.
Salted Fish opened his mouth and cried out aggrievedly. "Can you blame me? I'm just a salted fish that turned into a spirit. It would be a wonder if I wasn't salty! "
Fangzheng was instantly infuriated when he heard that. He roared inwardly. "System! Come out! Is this a carp? This is a salted fish turning over a new leaf, alright? "
"Aiyah, don't be so angry. You won't be able to draw a real carp with that bit of merit you have, so you can only draw this salted fish. Don't underestimate this salted fish. He's very useful. If you hadn't happened to draw it, I wouldn't have given it to you, "the System finally said.
"Heh heh … There's even a treasure? Tell me, what kind of treasure is there? If it's not good, I'll request a refund! " Fangzheng really couldn't tell what was so good about the salted fish. He was a wily old fox with coarse skin and thick flesh. He didn't hurt when hit, and he didn't cry when scolded. Wherever he went, there was a salty smell … This fellow was clearly trouble.
"This salted fish isn't an ordinary salted fish. Back when Buddha traveled the heavens, he suddenly brought back this salted fish. Back then, he was a salted fish without any consciousness. Buddha placed him in front of a lotus platform and preached the scriptures every day. Later, under the influence of the Buddhist Dharma, this salted fish gained spirituality and turned into a carp. Later, Buddha placed him in the Heavenly Dragon Pond. Guess what happened? "
Fangzheng was puzzled as he asked, "What happened? The Heavenly Dragon Pond turned salty, and the carp ascended to heaven? "
The System said, "The carp didn't ascend to heaven, but the effects of the Heavenly Dragon Pond increased greatly! The ratio of the carp transforming into a dragon increased by thirty percent! Buddha said that although this salted fish can't transform into a dragon by himself, he has a special ability. He can turn the Heavenly Dragon Pond's water into Buddhistic Glow Holy Water. This water can ward off evil and nourish all life. By using this water to rear the carp, the chances of them transforming into a dragon will increase. By using this water to irrigate crops, the crops will be immune to all diseases. It's rich in nutrients and tastes excellent! "
"There's such a good thing? There must be a factor of bad luck involved, right? Otherwise, you definitely wouldn't have given it to me so cheaply. " Fangzheng was taken aback as he secretly stole a glance at Salted Fish. This fellow looked like a wily old fox no matter how he looked at him.
The System said, "Indeed. Although this salted fish has many benefits, there are also many troubles. Just as you said, he's a wily old fox! Do you really think he's only lived for ninety thousand years? This fellow missed out on a hundred million words! "
Pfft!
Fangzheng nearly spewed out blood! Nine trillion years? This fellow had lived for nine trillion years without transforming into a dragon? All he did was help others? Fangzheng really didn't know how to describe the old salted fish. Was he a living Lei Feng? Or was he a living scum?
The System continued. "Buddha said that his shell has an extraordinary origin. He needs a huge opportunity to successfully transform into a dragon. Before he transforms into a dragon, he's basically trash … At the same time, this fellow has lived for too long, longer than many Bodhisattvas and Arhats. Furthermore, there are a lot of descendants who have become dragons thanks to him. On Mount Numinous, he can really be considered an ancestor. With his personality, think about it yourself … Buddha has a headache dealing with him. After all, Buddha doesn't have the time to care about him every day. It's precisely because he has both advantages and disadvantages that he reduced the price to you. As for a refund, don't even think about it. "
With that said, the System fell silent. Fangzheng called out a few times, but the System didn't say a word.
Fangzheng knew that there was indeed no chance of a refund. It was already very generous of the System to appear and give him a salted fish manual. Otherwise, with his shameless character, Fangzheng would have been helpless even if he ignored him.
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