"Ding! Congratulations, you have randomly obtained a Koi! "said the System.
Fangzheng was taken aback when he heard that. Koi? He had accumulated merit three or four times, but all he had gotten was a Koi? Fangzheng was pissed, but after learning from his past mistakes, Fangzheng had learned his lesson. He didn't grumble. He wanted to take a look at the goods first!
"Do you accept it?" the System asked with an odd tone.
When Fangzheng heard that, he had a nagging feeling that the tone sounded obedient. He subconsciously asked, "Can I not accept it?"
"You have already drawn it. You have to accept it even if you don't want to." The System chuckled.
The ominous feeling in Fangzheng intensified, but he still nodded. "Yes!"
The next moment, Fangzheng heard a tragic cry above his head. "Aiyah! Make way! Dodge to the left! "
When Fangzheng heard that, he subconsciously dodged to the left. Then, with a smacking sound, something sticky and soft smacked his bald head! Following that, the thing bounced up and slammed softly to the ground!
Fangzheng looked down as a string of curses flashed across his mind! This was a Koi?! If this was a f * * king Koi, he was Buddha!
He saw a pale white fish that suffused blue light lying on the ground. The fish looked familiar no matter how he looked at it. Should he take a look? Fangzheng took out his cell phone and immediately went online to search. The next moment, a picture popped up. When he compared the two, Fangzheng's face turned livid!
Red Boy, Monkey, Lone Wolf, and Squirrel, who had heard the commotion, ran over. They saw Fangzheng staring blankly at a fish with an ugly expression. The few of them exchanged looks and thought, "Is Master craving fish? Does he want to eat fish? "
Red Boy came over and took a careful look. Then, he prodded the fish on the ground. The fish remained motionless. Its eyes were wide open, and its mouth was open as though it was dead. Red Boy looked up at Fangzheng and asked, "Master, why did you buy a salted fish?"
That's right. This fish didn't look like a Koi at all. It didn't have any colors! It looked identical to a salted fish!
The corners of Fangzheng's mouth curled up. He looked up without a word and climbed up the wall. He looked around and thought, "There's no one around! Then who threw the salted fish?
Fangzheng asked the System, but the System did not respond. Fangzheng had an ominous feeling when he heard the System's eccentric voice.
He walked over and touched the fish. He smacked his lips and said, "Could this be a koi?"
"Pfft!" Upon hearing Fangzheng's words, Red Boy could not help but burst out laughing! He held his belly and pointed at Salted Fish on the ground. "Haha … Master, are you kidding me? Is this a koi? Koi carps were colorful and beautiful! Not only did this guy only have one color, he was also ugly! It's fine if he's ugly, but look at his appearance, look at the shape of his face, look at his eyeballs, and finally, smell this smell! He's just a salted fish! "
"Salty my ass!" At that moment, before Fangzheng could say a word, a voice sounded from the ground!
Fangzheng, Red Boy, and company were taken aback. They looked down and saw that the fish was still dead. But if it wasn't him, then who was it?
Squirrel went over and touched the fish's head. "It looks like it's really dead. Master, did he fall to his death?"
Fangzheng's face turned livid. Fall to his death? When the darn fish fell from the sky, it had tricked him into using him as a cushion. Even if he died, he should be the one dying, not the salted fish.
"You're the one who's dead!" The hooligan's voice, which sounded like a ten-thousand-year-old wily old fox, sounded again. This time, everyone saw it clearly. It was this salted fish who had spoken!
Squirrel jumped in fright as he hurriedly ran to Lone Wolf's head. He pulled his long fur and hid himself.
Lone Wolf wasn't afraid. The monastery had an impressive monk and a super demon king. Any demon would have to lie down if they came. He leaned over and took a sniff. "You're already so salty. Why aren't you dead?"
"Haven't you seen a salt bath before? Poor? " Salted Fish splashed and flipped over. A salty smell wafted over, causing Fangzheng to subconsciously frown.
Fangzheng said, "This isn't a salt bath. You fell into a salt pit and haven't climbed out for ten years, right?"
The moment Fangzheng said that, everyone imagined that the darned fish would argue with Fangzheng, but the fish rolled his eyes. "How did you know?"
Everyone was instantly rendered speechless … How could he be right?
Fangzheng narrowed his eyes and asked, "Were you the one who made This Penniless Monk move to the left?"
Salted Fish was taken aback as he stared at Fangzheng and asked, "Who's the boss here?"
Everyone looked at Fangzheng collectively. When Salted Fish saw everyone's gazes, he suddenly slammed his head to the ground with a thud. Then, there was no movement. His eyes were widened as he feigned death!
Fangzheng frowned. From the looks of it, it was this fellow! But a fish that played dead? That was useless against him!
Seeing Salted Fish remain silent, Red Boy prodded him, but he remained silent.
Squirrel was relatively innocent as he leaned over. "Master, did you scare him to death?"
"Scared him to death? That's good. Send him down the mountain and let the villagers have a feast. Regardless, this is a salted fish from Mount Numinous. "Fangzheng sneered as he smiled at Salted Fish. Playing dead with him? If it were any other monk, they might have been placed in a difficult position. However, Fangzheng wasn't a proper monk!
Salted Fish's body stiffened when he heard that.
Red Boy and company were instantly amused when they heard that. Red Boy grabbed Salted Fish's tail and dragged him out. As he walked, he said, "Master, if I had to say, such a huge fish's flesh and blood are all treasures. If you use it to stew your spirit ginseng, you will be able to cultivate much faster. "
Fangzheng smiled. "That won't do. This Penniless Monk is a monk after all. How can he eat meat? Send him down … By the way, let everyone have a taste of such a good fish. "
"Ah? Master, are you kidding me? There are so many families and so many people. How are we to split such a tiny fish? "Red Boy was somewhat vexed.
Monkey said slowly, "It's simple. You can chop him up at the entrance of the village and give a portion to each family."
The moment that was said, Salted Fish, who had been playing dead, suddenly moved. He yelled. "Are you monks? Do you have any conscience? It's not right to insult corpses, do you know that? Have you even read the scriptures? "
Everyone laughed when Salted Fish spoke. Little fellow, why are you still acting?
Only Squirrel pulled his tail adorably and said, "Wow, a corpse came back to life! Weren't you dead just now? "
"You're the one who's dead! Can't I be sleeping? "Salted Fish shouted arrogantly.
Squirrel thought nothing of it. "You are sleeping? But aren't your eyes open? "
Salted Fish tried his best to roll his eyes symbolically and said, "Find a fish with eyelids for me to see! Tell him to close his eyes for this daddy! "
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