Salted Fish turned his head in panic. Run back? It was too late! Fly up? He had no strength! Jump down? How painful would a fall be!
As Salted Fish's thoughts ran wild, he saw a foot step over from the bend. Salted Fish had an idea as he widened his eyes. He threw the broom away and lay motionless on the ground.
"Holy sh * t, there's finally no more snow." A man in a thick down jacket was tucked into his scarf as he blew hot air from the cold. As he looked at the snow that had been swept away, the man felt his eyes welling with tears.
People who had never climbed a mountain didn't know how tiring it was. People who had never trekked in snow that was knee-deep did not know how tough it was to walk in the snow. When the two were put together, it was as difficult as ascending to the heavens!
Cao Ye rushed to Mt. One Finger early in the morning. He did not enter the village and directly rushed up. In the end, he didn't know if he didn't leave, but once he did, he felt like dying. The path was just too difficult!
Now, he finally saw a path without snow. Cao Ye heaved a long sigh of relief as he stamped his feet. Without the restraints of the snow, the ease and comfort he felt was indescribable.
"Eh? That's not right. From the looks of it, the ground has just been swept. Who swept it? Why did they stop sweeping it halfway? What kind of person is this? Why did they skip work so early in the morning? " Cao Ye mumbled and took two steps forward. He saw a broom and mumbled. "There's a broom. Where's the person?"
Just as he said that, Cao Ye saw a fish lying on the ground in front of him. He walked over to take a careful look and exclaimed. "There's a fish on the mountain? And it's a salted fish? Could it be that the abbot on the mountain also eats meat? But this salted fish is a little big. I wonder what species it is. "
As he spoke, Cao Ye kicked Salted Fish. It was hard.
Cao Ye said, "Heh heh, it's frozen hard. How pitiful."
With that said, Cao Ye picked up Salted Fish and carried it on his back. He mumbled. "It's such a waste to leave it here. I'll bring it up the mountain for the masters to see. If it's really from the mountain, I'll be doing them a favor. If it's not from the mountain, they won't want it. But if its origins are clear, I'll take it back to eat. Tsk tsk, other people go out to pick up money, while I go out to pick up fish. Hehe … Let's take a selfie. "
As he spoke, Cao Ye took out his phone to take a selfie.
Upon hearing that it was a selfie, Salted Fish, who was playing dead, was taken aback. His curiosity was piqued as he thought, "I won't be discovered if I sneak a peek from behind, right?"
Therefore, Salted Fish secretly raised his head, his body twisting irregularly. His lower body didn't move, but his upper body had already curled up, appearing behind Cao Ye's head. He looked curiously at the cube in Cao Ye's hand.
Cao Ye did not think too much about it. He picked it up, posed, smiled, and took a picture! However, the next moment, he was dumbfounded! A fish face appeared behind his head! Although he couldn't understand the fish's expression, it was obvious that it was curious!
It gave Cao Ye such a fright that he threw Salted Fish to the ground. He even threw his cell phone! He hurriedly turned his head and saw Salted Fish lying straight on the ground. With a light kick, his entire body was stiff. Clearly, he couldn't be any colder. Cao Ye swallowed a mouthful of saliva and picked up his phone in fear. When he saw the photo on the phone, his forehead was instantly covered in cold sweat!
Looking at the cliff beside him, he thought, "Did I encounter a demon? Did the sweeping monk get eaten by the fish or thrown off the cliff? "
With this in mind, Cao Ye felt his hair stand on end. He pressed his palms together and mumbled. "Grandpa Fish, we don't have any grudges. If you have any grievances, don't come at me. I'll give you … "
With that said, Cao Ye raised his leg and kicked him. "F * * k you!"
The next moment, Salted Fish was sent flying by Cao Ye's kick as he fell down the cliff.
Cao Ye leaned over the railing and saw Salted Fish fall deep into the cliff in a blink of an eye. It was unknown if he was dead or alive. Upon seeing this scene, Cao Ye heaved a sigh of relief. He wiped the sweat on his forehead and ran up the mountain. As he ran, he mumbled inwardly. "There's a monastery on the mountain. No matter how powerful demons are, they wouldn't dare come to the monastery to wreak havoc …"
However, he didn't know that it wasn't that demons didn't dare to wreak havoc in the monastery, but that they couldn't do it!
"I … I was kicked down after pretending to be dead! Punk, don't let me catch you, or I'll skin you alive! "At the bottom of the mountain, Salted Fish crawled out of his snow shell and sat on the ground as he cursed angrily. He yearned to rush up and beat the bastard to death, but unfortunately, he didn't have any Dharmic powers. He couldn't fly, so all he could do was howl at the bottom of the mountain.
"What kind of world is this? I only took a look out of curiosity. I didn't see anything I shouldn't have! Why was I thrown down the mountain? What kind of person is this? What kind of person is this! " With that said, Salted Fish calmed himself down, trying his best not to die from anger. "Maintain your state of mind. I can't curse. I'm from Mount Numinous. I'm cultured. I've heard Buddha preach the scriptures. I can't curse … Holy sh * t! I can't take it. F * * k you. Did I offend you? You even kicked me down the mountain. My back hurts! Don't you know how to respect the elderly!? Ah!? Do you know that!? "
Salted Fish roared all day at the bottom of the mountain, but there was no response. He also knew that it was pointless and useless. At that moment, he suddenly heard footsteps. When he turned around, he saw a huge yellow dog running over while wagging its tail. It sniffed at him as though it had discovered something delicious.
Salted Fish was instantly infuriated as he jumped up and lashed the dog in the mouth with his tail. The dog cried out in pain, probably having never seen such a ferocious salted fish. It ran off in fright. Salted Fish chased after it, yelling. "Even a dog dares to bully an ancestor like me? Have a taste of my snowball! "
Salted Fish only turned around angrily when he was about to enter the village and rush up the mountain. The snow on the mountain path had yet to be swept. If it wasn't done, there would be no food to eat. In order to eat quickly, Salted Fish temporarily gave up the thought of seeking revenge on Cao Ye.
Cao Ye jogged all the way up Mt. One Finger. From afar, he saw One Finger Monastery on Mt. One Finger. It was snow-white and reflected in the Heavenly Dragon Pond. It looked like a paradise on earth. His heart, which had been a little flustered because of Salted Fish, calmed down a lot. Taking a deep breath, Cao Ye slowly walked onto the Bridge of Helplessness and entered One Finger Monastery.
The moment he entered the monastery, he saw something covered in black fur sweeping the snow! His heart skipped a beat, thinking, "Could this be a demon?"
However, on careful look, he immediately heaved a sigh of relief. It was a monkey. Monkeys were good at mimicking, so it made sense that they were sweeping the snow.
After entering the monastery, Cao Ye first offered incense and paid his respects to Buddha. He placed two hundred yuan in red notes as incense money before walking out and whispering. "Is anyone there?"
"Amitabha. Patron, is something the matter?" Fangzheng walked out to take a look when he heard the commotion.
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