The girl smiled awkwardly. "Sorry about that. I've never seen a real monk before. In the past, there were always fake monks selling amulets on the streets. I've seen too many of them, and I've lost confidence. "
Fangzheng smiled and thought nothing of it. "Amitabha. Patron, there's no need to take it to heart. This Penniless Monk shall bid you farewell."
The girl looked at Fangzheng and Red Boy's backs and after some thought, she finally chased up to them and asked, "Venerable Ones, can I ask you a question?"
"Patron, please ask away."
"You're not locals, are you?" the girl asked.
Fangzheng nodded.
The girl rolled her big eyes and asked with a smile, "You don't have money to eat, right?"
Fangzheng was taken aback as Red Boy immediately lowered his head to count the ants. How embarrassing! The two of them didn't even have money to eat!
However, Fangzheng remained calm as he said with a smile, "This Penniless Monk does not have the money to eat. This Penniless Monk is a monk, so what use is money?"
"Ugh … This is the first time I've met someone who's so self-righteous because he's poor …" the girl said subconsciously.
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he heard that. Do you have to be so direct? Was there a need to be so direct? Can't you be a little more tactful? Weep!
The girl hurriedly said, "Venerable One, I'm sorry. I'm always talking nonsense. Well, if you don't have a place to stay and eat, I'll help you. What do you think? "
Fangzheng was taken aback while Red Boy said in pleasant surprise, "Really? This is good! "
Fangzheng raised his hand and lashed out, causing Red Boy to cover his head and squat to the side to count the ants.
Fangzheng shook his head. "Amitabha. There's no such thing as an undeserved reward. Patron, you smashed This Penniless Monk's flower pot and treated This Penniless Monk to a meal. If you continue to take care of This Penniless Monk's food and lodging, This Penniless Monk will not accept it. "
"I'm not a freeloader. I want to ask you for a favor …" The girl quickly clarified.
Fangzheng thought about it and looked at Red Boy's widened eyes that had a look of yearning. Then, he thought about his own matters. If he could not find a target to help, the two of them could forget about returning. If he went back, the Formless Sect would most likely go on strike. He didn't know when he would be able to complete the mission. It wasn't a good idea to sleep on the road while starving.
Therefore, Fangzheng nodded. "That will depend on what you want This Penniless Monk to help you with."
The girl smiled and extended a lily-white hand. "Let me formally introduce myself. My name is Ding Ning! How should I address you, Master? "
"This Penniless Monk is Fangzheng. This is This Penniless Monk's disciple, Jingxin." Fangzheng did not shake hands with the girl. Instead, he pressed his palms together and bowed.
Ding Ning smiled and said generously, "Okay, then are we in an employer-employee relationship now?"
Fangzheng knew that Ding Yu was joking, so he laughed as well.
"I have a buddy. This guy has been chasing after a girl recently. He asked me to help him … God, you don't know how big his plan is. The problem is, I can't handle it alone. So … "At this point, Ding Ning grinned and said," You two Masters must help me no matter what … "
"Uh, your buddy is courting a girl, and you're helping him? How … How do you help? "Fangzheng found it interesting as well, but here came the problem. How could others interfere?
Ding Ning said, "Just carry out the plan according to plan. It took the two of us a week to come up with this plan. We basically designed everything we could think of. The only problem is that we need a few helpers. Furthermore, these people can't be people that he and his goddess know to prevent any leaks. And the people we know are basically from the same circle. So … But now, with Master's help, some of the plots can be easily resolved. Alright, to celebrate the establishment of our Goddess Chasing Group, I'll treat all of you to a sumptuous meal tonight! "
"I want to eat ice cream!" Red Boy was the first to shout. Back when Ouyang Fenghua brought him there, he had fallen in love with the taste. Since he couldn't eat it on the mountain, he naturally wouldn't stand on ceremony now that he had a chance.
Ding Yu patted her chest and said, "No problem. Leave it to me!"
"Then what do we do now?" asked Fangzheng.
"Now? Of course we have to carry out the first step of the plan!" said Ding Yu.
"What's the first step?" asked Red Boy.
"Call that bro of mine. Everything is ready. He can ask his goddess out," said Ding Yu happily. As the wind blew, her smile was very pure. Her long hair fluttered like a flower. It was very beautiful.
Fangzheng and Red Boy were rendered speechless. Why was this girl so happy when someone was wooing his girlfriend?
Half an hour later, there was a call from the other side saying that everything was ready.
Ding Yu immediately ran home and soon came out with a violin and a huge bag of clothes.
"Uh, Patron, what are you doing with these?" Fangzheng knew nothing about romance.
"These are props. I can't do without them." Ding Yu got Fangzheng and Red Boy into a taxi and said, "Master, to the Red Sea Shore Western Restaurant."
In the car, Ding Yu said, "Eating Western food and listening to exclusive music. How romantic! Unfortunately, that bro of mine is short on funds and can't hire a professional. I can only do it as an amateur. "
"You even know how to play the violin?" Fangzheng looked at Ding Yu in astonishment. The girl was as energetic as a tomboy. No matter how he looked at it, she did not look like someone who could calm down and learn music.
Ding Yu rolled her eyes at Fangzheng and said, "Don't belittle me. I learned from a proper school. I've been learning for … about half a month."
"Uh …" Fangzheng was rendered speechless. How could she play a tune after half a month?
Red Boy mumbled, "I heard that if you play the violin well, it's very nice. If you don't play it well, it's like sawing a table leg."
However, he was immediately met with rolling eyes. Ding Yu said bitterly, "Can't you give me some encouragement? Cheer me on? I didn't get you here to be a burden. "
Fangzheng and Red Boy exchanged looks and said in unison, "All the best! All the best!"
"That's more like it." Ding Yu smiled and opened her huge bag. She flaunted, "These are props. I'll be disguised as a man in a while. This tall hat can hide my long hair. Sigh, long hair is indeed troublesome."
"You don't like long hair?" asked Fangzheng.
Ding Yu said casually, "I don't like it. It's too troublesome to take care of it. Ever since I grew my hair out, the thing my mom says the most is: the ground is covered in dog fur! What the f * * k, is this dog fur? Sigh. "
Fangzheng and Red Boy nearly laughed when they heard that. However, out of respect for their employer, they held it in!
Ding Yu glanced at the two and said, "Alright, go ahead and laugh. It's not like you haven't been laughed at before."
In the end …
"Hahaha." Before Fangzheng and Red Boy could laugh, the driver laughed first. His voice was loud and clear.
"Shut up. I didn't ask you to laugh!" Ding Yu yelled, causing everyone in the car to laugh.
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