Fangzheng was not tempted at all as he said disapprovingly, "But I can't go. It's pointless to be envious of others. I might as well be down-to-earth and do what's in front of me. By the way, did you tick it or not?" Fangzheng diverted the topic.
This was Fangzheng. He was not one to be overly ambitious and indulge in his fantasies. What was in front of him was the most practical! By looking at the past, he could check his own mistakes. By doing well in the present, he could grasp the future. Tiptoeing to look at the distant mountains, one would never reach the mountaintop …
After Red Boy's patient explanation, Fangzheng finally understood how to cultivate his Qi. At night, Fangzheng sat cross-legged on the bed and regulated his breathing.
The next day, Fangzheng woke up at dawn. He woke Monkey, Red Boy, and company up.
Red Boy rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master, what are you doing so early in the morning?"
"Nothing much. I'm planning on bringing all of you down the mountain. Of course, if you do not wish to go, you can stay on the mountain."
"Let's go!" Red Boy immediately turned spirited when he heard that he could go down the mountain.
"Then hurry up and prepare," said Fangzheng with a smile.
Red Boy hurriedly ran back and washed up before coming out in high spirits. He looked especially spirited in the blue monk robes he wore.
Monkey kept following behind Fangzheng. Squirrel hugged a nut and called it breakfast. Lone Wolf peed and considered the preparations done.
Seeing that everyone was ready, Fangzheng waved his hand and everyone descended the mountain.
"Master, why are we going down the mountain today?" Squirrel asked curiously.
"It's a festival today. I'll bring all of you to experience the festivities of the mortal world," said Fangzheng in all seriousness, but his eyes had a nefarious smile.
"Master, didn't you say that it's Chinese Valentine's Day today and that it has nothing to do with us? Are you going to abuse the dogs if we go down the mountain now? "Red Boy went online every day, so he naturally knew a lot.
However, there were people who never went online. For example …
"Why abuse me?" asked Lone Wolf adorably.
Fangzheng and Red Boy: "…"
Fangzheng pulled the topic back. "Entering the mortal world is also cultivation. Today, let's enter hell and experience what it feels like to abuse the dogs. Sigh …"
Squirrel was adorable and did not understand what he meant. Lone Wolf did not understand either, but he felt his a * s tighten as though he was about to be abused. Monkey did not mind. All he needed to do was follow his master and learn. At the same time, he secretly memorized Fangzheng's every word and action before learning from him. On the other hand, Red Boy had a look of 'as expected' on his face. However, he didn't care!
However, was that really the case?
When he reached the foot of the mountain, Fangzheng saw Wang Yougui come out on a motorcycle just as the sky brightened. On the back seat of the motorcycle was a huge cardboard box.
"Patron Wang, good morning." Fangzheng went forward and bowed.
Wang Yougui laughed out loud. "Abbot Fangzheng, good morning. What wind blew all of you down the mountain today?"
Fangzheng smiled. "Xiangfeng, Patron, you went out so early. What did you buy?"
Wang Yougui blushed and chuckled. "Isn't it a festival today? I bought some gifts for my wife. Let's learn from young people and be romantic …"
Fangzheng went over to take a look and immediately laughed. There was a huge bouquet of roses in the huge box. He pressed his palms together and said, "Amitabha. Patron, you are indeed keeping up with the times. I'm impressed …"
"Scram. Don't tell anyone or I'll break your legs." Wang Yougui blushed. Typically, it was fashionable for old couples in the village to give some clothes. He was definitely the first person to give roses. If news of this were to spread, he felt that he would be on the headlines of the villagers the next day.
However, the moment Wang Yougui entered the house, he heard his wife's ecstatic laughter. At the same time, she cursed, "You old fool. You're already so old, yet you gave me this! Aren't you embarrassing? What a waste of money. Return it! Return it! I don't want it! Aiyah, what are you doing? Why are you kneeling? "
"Dear, it's been hard on you all these years!"
"You … Bastard, it's good that you know."
"Dear, give me a kiss …"
…
Upon hearing the mushy words, Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and Red Boy collectively shuddered. They shuddered again when they thought of the two people in the picture.
Squirrel said bitterly, "Master, why do I feel so scared? It's quite scary."
Lone Wolf added, "Humans are indeed terrifying. What you said makes me want to pee …"
"Master, I think it's best we return to the mountain," said Monkey.
Fangzheng rolled his eyes at them and couldn't be bothered with them. This was just the beginning. How far could they go?
Seeing Fangzheng remain silent, Squirrel asked out of curiosity, "Master, that flower is so beautiful. What does it represent?"
"Idiot, it represents love, fiery love … Forget it, you wouldn't understand even if I told you," said Red Boy as he shook his head.
However, Squirrel rolled his eyes at him. "Isn't it just finding a mate? Humans really leave me speechless. When we find a mate, we give them pine nuts. With enough to eat, there's no female squirrel that we can't handle. "
Lone Wolf said, "As long as we are strong enough, don't female wolves come in packs? We snatch whoever we fancy. It's much simpler than you. "
Monkey nodded. "We are about the same. However, we still need to put in some effort."
Red Boy scoffed. "Tch … I'm still the most comfortable. Back when I was born, my mother prepared three thousand maidservants and eight hundred beds for me …"
Dong! Dong! Dong!
A series of raps sounded as Fangzheng rapped each of them on the head. He grunted coldly. "Stop bragging. Now that you are monks, women will have nothing to do with you in the future. It's pointless talking about them. Today, all of you will be in charge of watching! "
"Watching what?" Squirrel held his head as he asked with teary eyes.
Fangzheng enunciated each and every word as he said firmly, "Watching others flirt! Showing off girls, boyfriends, and relationships! Kiss me, pull me, pull me! "
"Pfft!" Squirrel spewed out the nut in his mouth.
Monkey pressed his palms together. "Master, I suddenly recalled that the yard hasn't been cleaned. Why don't I return to sweep the floor?" Having just seen an elderly version of lovey-dovey, he was already covered in goosebumps. If he were to continue watching, Monkey felt that he would doubt his faith in Buddhism.
Red Boy added, "Master, my stomach hurts. I need to go to the bathroom."
Just as Squirrel was about to speak, Fangzheng swept a glance and beat him to it. "Jingzhen, a monk doesn't lie. I'll give you another chance to reorganize your words. What did you just say?"
Monkey looked at the nefarious smile on Fangzheng's face and shuddered. "Well … Master, I'll follow closely behind you. Amitabha … "
Fangzheng looked at Red Boy again and smiled. "My dear disciple, I'm fair. I'll also give you a chance to reorganize your words."
"Master, walk forward boldly. I'll definitely not fall behind!" Red Boy hurriedly expressed his stance.
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