"I … That … I …" Squirrel hesitated as his eyes darted around. His two fellow disciples had already surrendered, so he decisively gave up and said, "I want to say that Master is right!"
"Good child. Jingfa, do you have any objections?" Fangzheng asked.
Lone Wolf chuckled and said, "When we go down the mountain, you guys are going to abuse the dogs. I'm already mentally prepared. I don't care! "Lone Wolf raised his head proudly, looking as if he would go through fire and water without hesitation.
In that case, Fangzheng waved his hand and returned to the mountain!
"Uh, Master, are we going back just like that?" Squirrel asked with a look of excitement. He was naturally happy that he did not need to be tortured.
Fangzheng chuckled. "That's right. Let's go back. It was just a routine stroll in the morning to let you experience the village's atmosphere. Next up …"
"What's next?" Squirrel asked, "Is it time to eat?"
"Eat? Hehe … "
Before long, a group of people stood at the entrance. Lone Wolf said with a sobbing tone, "Master, I think we should bring enough rations before entering."
Lone Wolf was really afraid after the last time he was so hungry that he had to squat on the roadside.
"What are you talking about? With me around, do you think you will starve? "asked Fangzheng.
"No, I'm afraid of starving to death …" Lone Wolf said softly.
Dong!
"Howl …"
Finally, Fangzheng led a group of protesting disciples into the Formless Door.
However …
"Ding! The Formless Door can only allow two life forms to enter at most at a time. You've exceeded the quota. The Formless Door is on strike, "the system suddenly said.
Fangzheng was taken aback as he said bitterly, "Does that mean we can't even travel as a group?"
"You can upgrade the Formless Door, but this … requires some money," the system said.
"How much?" asked Fangzheng.
"At least one million. With one million, you can buy a teleportation door that can fit three people. How about it? Isn't it very economical? You have to know that many people are willing to spend 100 trillion to buy this thing. "The system said honestly.
Fangzheng chuckled. "I don't have money!"
Hence …
"Master, I think it's better if I look after the house," Red Boy said first.
"Master, look. I've been gone for who knows how many days. Someone has to clean the monastery, right? I'll stay behind … "the monkey said.
"Master, our monastery now has something. We have to guard against thieves, right? As the number one protector of this monastery, I am duty-bound, "shouted Lone Wolf.
"Master …" Squirrel's reaction was slow. When he realized that his senior brother had beaten him to it, he immediately turned anxious. Before he could think properly, he shouted at the top of his lungs, only to realize tragically that he had no idea what to say!
Fangzheng looked at the flustered Squirrel and shook his head helplessly. "Forget it. Cut it out. Everyone, let's draw straws. The shortest one will follow me."
When everyone heard this, they immediately became nervous. However, when they thought about how the probability of getting out was only one in four, their minds immediately became active again.
He made four thin threads and casually broke them. Then, he rolled them up in his hand and revealed one end of the thread. "Alright, you can catch it now."
Squirrel looked from one to the other, not knowing which to grab.
Red Boy's eyes darted around. He had noticed Fangzheng's actions and had long made up his mind. He grabbed a thread and said, "Master, I want this!"
Fangzheng nodded and got him to draw it out. When everyone saw it, they realized that it was two palms long!
Red Boy immediately roared with laughter. "It's so long. It looks like there's no need for me to go. Senior Brothers, have a safe journey. Don't cry if you see anything. Hehe … "
Monkey, Squirrel, and Lone Wolf wore sullen looks when they saw the fellow's smug look. With such a long thread, they were doomed. Their chances of getting out would definitely increase to one in three!
Monkey gave a Buddhist proclamation. "Amitabha. Buddha, bless us. Let fate decide."
Red Boy chuckled. "Senior Brother, it's useless to pray to Buddha at this point in time. What's important is here." After Red Boy said that, he pointed to his head. His meaning was that he was the smartest. He knew how to peep. None of them were smart. They were so stupid.
Monkey did not say a word as he continued pulling the thread. Eventually, it grew longer and longer until it was a meter long!
"What!?" Red Boy's jaw nearly dropped to the ground. He looked at the thread in his hand and then at the thread in Monkey's …
Monkey chuckled. "Junior Brother, the facts have proven that praying to Buddha is still useful. Amitabha. Thank you for your blessings. "
Red Boy smacked his lips. "That's because you were lucky."
"Buddha, bless me. Please draw a long one too! I'll kowtow to you! " At that moment, Squirrel's eyes darted around as he snapped back to his senses. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times in the temple hall.
Red Boy curled his lips. "Stupid … Do you really believe that Buddha will bless you? It's not like you don't know that what works in our monasteries is not Buddha, but humans!"
Squirrel closed his eyes and chose a thread. With a tug …
"One palm long, two palms long … Heavens, it's a meter! Also! Two meters! Holy sh * t! Three meters! "Red Boy's eyes nearly popped out!
Squirrel had pulled out a three-meter-long thread! Squirrel was dumbfounded himself. Following that, he said in delight, "Thank you, Buddha. I'll definitely burn incense every day and clean it up for you. Haha …"
Red Boy's face flushed red. Monkey's slap and Squirrel's slap were painful!
Red Boy looked pitifully at Lone Wolf. "Senior Brother, it's your turn."
Lone Wolf said, "I'm done."
"Eh? When did you do it? "asked Red Boy.
"I did it when Junior Brother did it. All of you were looking at him. No one looked at me," said Lone Wolf.
"How long is yours?" asked Red Boy.
Lone Wolf suddenly grinned.
Red Boy had an ominous feeling, but …
Lone Wolf opened his mouth and spat out a blob of thread. "Not long. It's a little shorter than Jingkuan's. However, it should be longer than yours! "
"Pfft!"
Red Boy nearly vomited blood as his face turned red. He yearned to give himself two slaps in the mouth. Those few slaps had hurt! However, what hurt even more was the cruel fact that he was about to leave!
"Alright, my dear disciple. Let's go. I'll show you the world," said Fangzheng with a chuckle. Red Boy felt uneasy when he heard the voice …
However, it was useless to say anything. He was still pulled towards the Formless Door by Fangzheng!
Fangzheng whispered, "Idiot, the Formless Door's mission is to save good people from suffering. It's unlikely that it will torture you. However, it's hard to say if you stay on the mountain … "
Red Boy was taken aback. Following that, he thought carefully and realized that it was indeed the case! Following that, he said in delight, "I see. Haha!"
At the instant the two entered the Formless Door, they vaguely heard someone shout, "Is long hair that important?"
Long hair?
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