The few of them wolfed down the food and quickly finished it!
After eating, be it the men or women, fat or thin, all of them stared at Fangzheng with widened eyes.
Fangzheng shrugged and said, "Patrons, you have drunk the water and eaten the food. Can you listen to something This Penniless Monk has to say?"
"Master, please speak. But before that, can you give us some more food to eat? I don't even know what rice this is, but it's the best rice I've ever eaten in my life! The more I eat, the hungrier I get, "exclaimed Fatty.
Fangzheng decisively shook his head. What a joke. He didn't even have enough to eat, so why was he giving it to these people? Was he complaining that he wasn't starving to death fast enough? Did he need to cheat and speed things up?
Fatty was about to say something when Jiang Ting tugged at him, "Alright, Fatty. Stop while you're ahead. Master, it's already a huge favor that you're willing to give us food. "
Indeed, Fatty shut up. After all, he was the one who ate the food from others. Furthermore, the various magical aspects of the temple left him a little impressed.
Jiang Ting went forward and said, "Master, you wanted to say something to me previously. Unfortunately, Jiang Ting didn't know what was good for her and didn't listen. Master, please don't take offense. If you have anything to say, feel free to say it. "
"Yes, yes, yes. Just say it. Don't say that our glabella is black or that we're facing a bloody calamity. That thing sounds like a scammer, "Fatty said without thinking twice.
Monkey went forward and kicked him. Fatty said aggrievedly, "Darn Monkey, why did you kick me? Weren't you the one who said that? "
"Said my ass! You shut up! If you say another word, I'll release all the air from the wheels and you can walk back yourself! "berated Monkey.
Fatty still wanted to say something, but all he received was an angry glare from everyone! Fatty decisively shut his mouth.
Only then did Monkey say to Fangzheng with an embarrassed smile, "Master, don't blame me. Feel free to say it."
Fangzheng smiled bitterly. Were these guys fortune-tellers? Why were they so accurate every time he spoke? The last time it was Fang Datong and this time it was the darn Fatty. They were practically graduates of the same theological college.
However, Fangzheng still said it. It was for no other reason than two lives and two chances at the draw! He could not bear to miss it. Hence, Fangzheng said, "Patrons, all of you just need to agree to This Penniless Monk's request."
"Oh? Grandmaster, please say it. We dare not climb a mountain of swords or plunge into a sea of flames. But if it's within my power, I can still do it. " Monkey didn't dare to be too full of himself. The monk in front of him was mysterious and unfathomable. He didn't dare boast about something that even the monk couldn't do.
Fangzheng smiled. "This Penniless Monk doesn't need anyone else to do anything. This Patron and this Female Patron, promise This Penniless Monk that if you encounter a convoy of four trucks transporting coal in the future, do not overtake them. Slow down and maintain a safe distance."
"Ah? Just this? "Monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned.
Jiang Ting, Fatty, and Ruan Ying were also stunned. They didn't think that the Master in front of them would go one round and say something without rhyme or reason.
Monkey shuddered and immediately asked, "Master, did you divine something?"
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "Patron, there's no need to ask further. All you need to do is remember This Penniless Monk's words and do as I say. That will be considered repaying the debt of today's meal." At the same time, Fangzheng asked the System, "What I said isn't considered revealing the secrets of heaven, right?"
"As long as you don't say the entire truth and only guide us, it doesn't count. However, you said too much today. It's best you speak less in the future, "reminded the System.
Only then did Fangzheng heave a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that the System would give him a bad review and deduct points. It would be truly depressing if he did not receive a good prize after completing the mission. After all, the mission was very strenuous.
With things having gone this far, what else could Monkey say?
Monkey opened his mouth and exclaimed angrily, "Lu Xiaoya, why are you pinching me?"
"Master is talking to you. Why are you in a daze? Hurry up! "Lu Xiaoya glared at him angrily.
Monkey still had questions he wanted to ask but after being pressured by his woman, he stopped asking. He said straightforwardly, "Master, don't worry. I'll remember what you said. If we really encounter each other, I will definitely not overtake them. I will maintain a safe distance."
Fangzheng smiled in satisfaction and made an inviting gesture. "Patrons, it's not early. It's best you descend the mountain early. I don't allow lodging on this mountain. "
Monkey, Fatty, Jiang Ting and company were indeed tired. Although they had drunk water and eaten Crystal Rice, they were ultimately humans and not machines. Therefore, they bade farewell and left. The few of them descended the mountain safely and returned to the car. When they turned back to look at Mt. One Finger, the mountain was covered in fog. It was hazy and looked like a dream.
Jiang Ting silently took out her cell phone and took a picture. She posted a new Weibo post. "Today, Fatty, Monkey, Xiaoya, and Ying 'er climbed Mt. One Finger together and saw One Finger Temple. I had the most fulfilling, unique, and dream-like day in my life. Up to this point, I still feel like I'm in a dream. Can someone tell me if I'm dreaming or awake? "
Jiang Ting originally wanted to write a sentence about Fangzheng but the image of the handsome bald monk with a sunny smile flashed in her mind. She blushed and was at a loss for words. She was afraid that she would make a mistake and cause a misunderstanding.
With Fatty's whistle, Jiang Ting snapped out of her daze and left.
Fangzheng cursed inwardly as he watched them leave. "You bastards. You eat and drink from me. At least offer some incense! You don't even leave a bit of incense money. Aren't you being too stingy!? "
After Fangzheng was done cursing, he did not give up. He returned to the hall and searched inside and out. He found everything under the incense cauldron, the offering table, and the mat. Only then did he hang his head dejectedly. With a sigh, he returned to the backyard and slept. That night, he had a sleepless night in disappointment.
"Ding! As a master, worrying about personal gains and losses is not in line with the System's requirements for you. There is no need for hitting the mark, but there is no need to force it. "
"Is this a form of consolation for venting your conscience?" asked Fangzheng.
"Ding! I'm only reminding you that you will be hungrier if you don't sleep. "
"You …" Fangzheng rubbed his tummy. It wasn't because he was hungry! For lunch, out of benevolence, he made a pot of rice for Jiang Ting and company. Now that there was not much rice left, he wanted to conserve. Therefore, he decided not to eat dinner and sleep early. He would not be hungry once he slept.
However, with the System's reminder, he realized that he was hungry!
Ah woo! Outside, Lone Wolf was hungry as well.
At the foot of the mountain, three cars entered One Finger Village. After making a few turns, they prepared to leave the village.
After Dog Song, who had criticized Fangzheng in the morning, finished his dinner, he squatted in a corner and bragged. When he saw the luxury cars come out, he immediately exclaimed, "Hey! Guys, how was it on the mountain? What did Fangzheng say to you? "
The window rolled down and Fatty gave a thumbs up. "This temple is awesome! We'll come again in the future! "
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