Fangzheng naturally knew how delicious his Unrooted Clean Aqua was. However, he did not plan on letting them drink it. If he finished it, he would have to fetch more water! That was physical work!
"Amitabha. Patron, don't do that. Each person can only have one bowl. That's the rule of this temple. A bowl of water is enough to quench your thirst, "said Fangzheng.
Fatty still wanted to say something, but Monkey immediately said, "Fatty, are you possessed? It's just drinking water. Is there a need to go that far? If there's nothing to drink, so be it. I'm dying of thirst. Master, can you give me a bowl as well? "Monkey no longer looked at Fangzheng as though he was a cheat. Instead, he felt a little more respect.
Fangzheng nodded and turned around to fetch the water.
Fatty grumbled behind him, "Seriously, I've never seen such a stingy monk. He only gives one bowl of water. So be it. It's such a small bowl. "
"Alright, Fatty. Cut it out. That bowl isn't small. It's a huge bowl. I won't be able to finish such a big bowl. I'll just split it in half, "whispered Ruan Ying.
Fatty was immediately amused when he heard that. He hugged Ruan Ying and said with a silly smile, "My Yingying is still the best. Hahaha!"
"Can the both of you pay attention? Isn't there a single dog here? If you continue stuffing me with dog food, I'll deflate your car tires when we go down the mountain, "threatened Jiang Ting.
Ruan Ying's face blushed red while Fatty exclaimed smugly, "Jiang Ting, it's about time you find a partner …"
"None of your business." Jiang Ting turned her head and saw Fangzheng walk out with a bowl in each hand. The bowls were filled with water. Fangzheng did not walk slowly, and the ground was uneven, but he did not spill a single drop of water. Upon seeing this, Jiang Ting was secretly amazed. She pondered if there was a problem with the water. If not, how could the water not spill?
Just as she was pondering over it, Monkey had already taken a bowl. It was too full, and the water immediately spilled. Only then did Jiang Ting realize that there was nothing wrong with the water, but the person! She marveled inwardly. How stable did the monk's hands have to be to do that?
Beside Monkey, Fatty saw Monkey staring at the water without drinking it. He could not help but say, "Monkey, if you aren't thirsty, let me help you drink it."
"Go away." After Monkey said that, he waved his hand. However, Fatty grabbed his hand and said with a bashful look, "Monkey, don't waste it. I'll help you lick it."
"Scram!" Monkey was truly disgusted by Fatty's appearance. He turned around, raised his head, and took a big gulp!
However, at the next moment, Monkey's eyes widened. Following that, he stopped abruptly and carefully protected the bowl in his arms.
"Monkey, what are you doing? Why aren't you drinking anymore? Are you full? Can I help you drink it? "Fatty came over again.
"Damn fatty, I was wondering why you were so shameless to ask for water. So there was a trick in this! Let me tell you, this water is mine. Don't even think about touching a single drop! "Monkey protected the bowl in his arms with all his might.
Fatty pursed his lips and swallowed his saliva. "What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person? Your wife is drinking water. "
Monkey turned around and felt a weight on his shoulder. When he turned his head, he saw Fatty lying on his shoulder, sticking out his tongue and licking the water in the bowl!
"F * * k!" Monkey was infuriated on the spot!
The others were dumbfounded!
Fangzheng was a little taken aback as well. He knew that the water was extremely delicious. It could reduce one's fatigue and also provide water to all the cells. The comfortable and refreshing feeling was definitely better than smoking marijuana! There was no need to mention the so-called ice-cold beverages. However, Fatty's actions rendered him speechless. He was even considering if he should give the fellow another bowl.
But the moment he thought of the bastard's expression when the fellow entered, Fangzheng immediately gave up the thought.
Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying were completely dumbfounded. They did not understand what the two were up to.
Before the trio could ask, Monkey kicked Fatty away and said angrily, "Damn fatty, you are too much! This is my water! "
Fatty shrugged and said, "Sorry, I couldn't help it. If you don't mind, you can drink it. Why don't I treat you to a feast at Red Chamber tonight? You can order whatever you want to eat. It's my treat! But how about you give me the water? "
Monkey stared angrily at Fatty and said, "You are definitely doing it on purpose!"
Lu Xiaoya came over and said, "Fatty, are you for real? You are treating us at Red Chamber? "
"Definitely! Xiaoya, if you give me your bowl of water, I'll buy you the latest LV bag! How about it? "Fatty immediately said.
"Really?! But … "Lu Xiaoya was just about to speak.
"No!" Monkey suddenly shouted, "Absolutely not! Xiaoya, drink your water. This darn fatty cheated me of half a bowl of water, and now he wants to cheat you of your water? No way! Isn't it just an LV bag? I'll buy it for you! "
"Monkey, you are really nice." Lu Xiaoya beamed. She was also curious about the charm of the water. It made the two clowns so excited.
Fatty said, "Monkey, what about your half bowl of water?"
"Gulp!" Monkey gulped it down!
Fangzheng rolled his eyes and turned around. It was too disgusting … He could not bear to watch any further!
Lu Xiaoya, Ruan Ying, and Jiang Ting could not stand it either. They turned around.
Fatty was dumbfounded as he exclaimed, "Holy sh * t, you … You really don't mind?"
Monkey grunted, "Compared to this water, what's that bit of saliva of yours?"
"Master, this bowl is mine, right?" Lu Xiaoya was just too curious. She could not help but run in front of Fangzheng and ask.
Fangzheng nodded, "Yes."
Lu Xiaoya took the bowl from Fangzheng's hand and gently took a sip. She looked very ladylike. Her actions were elegant. Clearly, although she looked lively and active, she was actually a very cultured girl.
But the next moment …
Lu Xiaoya flipped the bowl and gulped it down.
Monkey and Fatty, who were still making a ruckus, immediately stopped when they saw this. Fatty kicked Monkey, who probed, "Xiaoya, can you leave one for me?"
Pa!
Lu Xiaoya smacked Monkey on the head and raised the bowl with one hand, finishing it in one gulp! After pouring all day and confirming that there was no more water, she reluctantly placed the bowl down. Then, she glared and grunted, "Darn monkey, why didn't you leave me a mouthful of such delicious water? You still want to drink mine? "
Monkey immediately cried. It turned out that Lu Xiaoya was still eyeing his water! He had really suffered a double loss … However, Monkey immediately said, "I left it for you! It was licked by Fatty! Can I give you such water? Will you drink it even if I give it to you? "
Lu Xiaoya looked at Fatty with a sinister look. Fatty raised his hand high and said, "Dinner is on me!"
Lu Xiaoya immediately smiled.
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
