Monkey chuckled. "Look at all of you. What's so strange about that? I guess this temple has some sort of tranquil and calming fragrance or perfume in it. It's just planting such flowers. Otherwise, it's impossible for it to have such an effect. This isn't an ancient temple. It doesn't have that kind of heritage. "
As Monkey spoke, he came to the door and was surprised to realize that many of his distracting thoughts were gone. He felt a lot better. However, he still insisted. "Hehe, this medicine's effects are rather potent. Alright, we really encountered a scammer. I've been to countless temples, but none of them have such potent calming effects. If you want to take a look, hurry up and leave. This isn't a place to stay. "
With that said, Monkey patted the vermilion metal door and said with a smile, "Ignoring everything else, this metal door is really thick. It's five centimeters thick. Such a thick metal door can be used as a gate. Listen to this sound. It's so honest. How cowardly is the owner of this temple to make such a thick door? "
Fatty knocked and laughed as well. "It's really thick."
Everyone was amused.
"Amitabha!"
"Holy sh * t!" Fatty, who was slipping away, jumped up in fright when he heard Fangzheng's Buddhist proclamation. When he saw that it was a handsome young monk with fair skin, he heaved a sigh of relief. He felt emboldened as he yelled, "Are you sick in the head? Why didn't you inform me when you came? Why did you suddenly appear out of nowhere? Don't you know that you can scare others to death? "
Fangzheng cursed inwardly. "I've been f * * king standing here all day. All of you have been nagging all day, but no one has looked at me. Are you blaming me? "
Thankfully, at that moment, Jiang Ting held back the infuriated Fatty. "He has been standing here all day. Why are you blaming him when you didn't see him?"
Fatty was instantly embarrassed, but he had no intention of apologizing.
Jiang Ting said, "Master, nice to meet you. Are you from this temple?"
Fangzheng's mood turned for the better when he saw Jiang Ting speak up for him. He replied with a smile, "This Penniless Monk is Fangzheng, the abbot of One Finger Temple. I'm also the only monk here."
Upon hearing that, Jiang Ting and company blushed. It was not right to speak ill of someone in front of them, regardless of whether he was a bad person or not. Moreover, by doing this, even a good person would become a bad person …
Jiang Ting said embarrassedly, "Master, about that, we were just talking nonsense. Don't take it seriously."
"Amitabha. Female Benefactor, you're too polite. What you're saying is only natural. Why would this poor monk be angry?" Although Fangzheng said so, he wanted to close the door and release the dog. He wanted to chase Fatty and Skinny out. They were simply too much. To call him a cheat in front of him was intolerable! However, he was a monk, so he had to endure! His heart was filled with misery …
"Alright, stop calling me master. Jiang Ting, take a look. This is a little monk who is even younger than us. To put it bluntly, he is the only one in the small temple. In a slightly bigger temple, they would only be the goods of a monk who sweeps the floor. Kid, don't pretend anymore. Tell me honestly, did you build this temple? Where are you from? Are you a liar? "At this moment, Monkey came forward and said without any trace of politeness.
When Jiang Ting heard that, she tugged at Monkey and said, "Monkey, don't be like that."
Monkey didn't care. He looked up and shouted, "A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shadow. A clear conscience is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. If he is really a good person, what's wrong with me saying a few words? Besides, did I say anything wrong? Look at this monk's head. It's so shiny that it looks like it has been oiled. His skin is so fair that it's softer than yours. How can such a person be a monk who has to suffer hardships and sleep outdoors on the mountain? He must be a cheat who lives in luxury! Furthermore, he's quite good at lying. However, since I met Brother Monkey today, I'll stop here. "
Fangzheng was incensed when he heard that, but he couldn't flare up. He said, "Patron, what you said doesn't make sense. This Penniless Monk has been cultivating in One Finger Temple since he was young. Everyone in the village at the foot of the mountain knows this. This Penniless Monk grew up eating the meals of hundreds of families, so how can he be a cheat who lives in luxury? "
"Hehe, you spent money, right? Once the money is in place, it will help you cover up your lies, right? "Monkey scoffed.
Fatty shouted, "Everyone, look! There's a Wi-Fi signal here! Hehe, you sure are trendy. You even go online? Are you watching Japanese movies? "
Lu Xiaoya and Ruan Ying hurriedly took out their cell phones when they heard that. Indeed, there was a Wi-Fi signal, and it was a full bar. Clearly, it wasn't from the foot of the mountain. All of them looked suspiciously at Fangzheng.
Jiang Ting also looked curiously at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng said calmly, "This Penniless Monk is only cultivating, not a savage. Is it strange that there's a Wi-Fi signal? In addition, this Wi-Fi was installed by the government. You can ask around at the foot of the mountain. "
"Alright, I won't argue with you. We are only here to take a look. Don't bother us. If you don't follow us, I'll treat you as a master. If you continue nagging and saying inauspicious things, don't blame me for not recognizing you with my fists, "Fatty said impatiently.
Fangzheng was already feeling impatient. Since they didn't welcome him, Fangzheng couldn't be bothered with them. He turned around and left.
However, at the instant he turned around, the scene in front of Fangzheng suddenly changed!
At that instant, Fangzheng saw five people driving on the highway. Monkey was driving with Lu Xiaoya at a crazy speed, leaving Fatty and Jiang Ting behind. At that moment, a convoy of large vehicles appeared in front of them. Monkey roared with laughter, "Watch me eat dust for Fatty!"
With that said, Monkey floored the accelerator and prepared to overtake the convoy! The convoy had a total of four large vehicles that were filled with coal. Just as Monkey successfully overtook two large vehicles, the vehicle in front suddenly turned on its turn signal and ran into the overtaking lane.
Monkey cursed, "What the hell? He can't run fast, so why is he in the overtaking lane?"
Just as his voice faded, there was the ear-piercing sound of brakes. The vehicle in front was braking crazily!
Monkey's car was extremely fast, and just as it was about to collide, it hurriedly turned and charged into the convoy. However, the vehicle in front also began braking. The vehicle behind also braked, but the vehicle was too heavy to stop!
Similarly, Monkey's car was unable to stop. With a loud bang, it slammed into the vehicle in front of him!
At that instant, Monkey and Lu Xiaoya were dumbfounded. Before they could snap out of their daze, they heard a loud bang. The back of the car had been hit by something. The next moment, they were horrified to see their car rapidly deform. With a tragic cry, the two of them were reduced to meat patties …
The scene of blood splattering left Fangzheng shuddering in fear. His forehead was covered in cold sweat!
"Master? Master!? "At that moment, a shout jolted Fangzheng awake.
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