Scrapped Car shivered in fright when he saw this … He thought to himself, "I thought I was weird enough, but these guys are more perverted than the other!"
Salted Fish said, "If my Eldest Senior Brother were to get angry, he would eat you bit by bit, screw by screw! I won't leave any paint for you! "
"I was wrong …" At this moment, Scrapped Car had already seen the reality clearly. Before he could run away after eating his fill, it was better for him to be a little cowardly.
However, he also had his own plans. As long as he was fed, he would definitely run away!
Stay far away from these perverts!
"Amitabha!" Right at this moment, a Buddhist chant resounded.
Fangzheng chuckled as he walked over. "Jingzhi, don't be so fierce."
Salted Fish curled his lips and said, "Master, I'm already gentle enough. If it were according to my temper back then, he would be a pile of scrap metal now."
Scrapped Car was so scared that he hurriedly hid to the side. He felt that among the three things, this bald and hairless guy looked the kindest and easiest to deceive. He would hide with him first, and when he was full, he would immediately run away.
Therefore, Scrapped Car leaned against Fangzheng and said, "That … This disciple of yours is so scary."
Fangzheng said, "Patron, don't be afraid. Watch the video and relax."
"Watch videos?" Scrapped Car said excitedly, "Can we watch movies?"
"Of course. Take a look …"
With that said, Fangzheng took out his cell phone and pressed play. With a black background, white words appeared — Waste Car Disposal Process …
At first, Scrapped Car did not want to see much. However, when it saw its kind being violently dismantled and stuffed into a huge pit, a big machine pressed down, and small cubes came out, its entire car's alarm went off.
"You … Why are you showing me this? Let me tell you, I'm not a scrapped car! "Scrapped Car shouted.
Fangzheng said, "It's best you report to the police. This is an abandoned car processing plant. If you attract people here, bear the consequences."
Scrapped Car immediately turned off the alarm, and the thick smoke was reduced …
Fangzheng said, "Come, watch the second video."
Scrapped Car glanced at it and saw that it said — Unknown lifeform, alien dissection decrypted.
Fangzheng sat by the side and said, "Humans are now the rulers of the world, but there are many things they don't understand. What could he do if he didn't understand? Research … How do you research? "
Salted Fish immediately added, "Slice them."
Lone Wolf added, "Is there no resistance?"
Salted Fish smiled and said, "Those who resisted were wiped out … However, for a car to have sentience, it should be an unknown creature, right?"
When Scrapped Car heard that, it was so frightened that the alarm almost sounded again. It said angrily, "You're the unknown creature! A fish that can talk, has such great strength, and a bad temper! "
Salted Fish roared with laughter. "I'm an unknown creature, but I'm a monk of One Finger Monastery. I still have some privileges in this world. No one dares to provoke me! You're different. You're just a broken car. What can you do if we take it back and slowly study it? You want to resist with that broken metal shell of yours? "
When Scrapped Car heard that, its headlights lit up and it asked, "Aren't you afraid of being dissected as a monk of One Finger Monastery?"
Lone Wolf said, "Who would dare? The monks of One Finger Monastery are impressive! "
"Really? Can I join One Finger Monastery too? Where to add more? Do I have to do an annual inspection? "Scrapped Car asked excitedly.
Lone Wolf and Salted Fish looked at Fangzheng at the same time. Scrapped Car was stunned as it looked at the bald monk in front of it and exclaimed, "Don't tell me he's looking for you?"
"Amitabha. This Penniless Monk is One Finger Monastery's abbot, Fangzheng!"
Scrapped Car laughed dryly and said, "Why do I feel like you are lying to me? Do you really think I'm that easy to fool? Although I've just gained sentience, my former master was a news junkie. He used me to listen to the radio every day. I know a lot of things! I'm smart! "
Fangzheng said, "Then you should have heard of the Internet, right?"
Scrapped Car: "I've heard of it. Why?"
Fangzheng took the cell phone and searched for Fangzheng … One Finger Monastery …
The screen was filled with news …
There was even someone who made a special music video for Fangzheng and One Finger Monastery …
After Scrapped Car finished watching it, it asked, "Why did they make a music video to commemorate you? Are you dead? Am I dead too? Are we all dead? Why are you still fooling me when I'm dead? "
Fangzheng raised his hand and slapped the front of the car. The car nearly flipped.
Only then did Scrapped Car realize that the monk was very violent! Very fierce!
Scrapped Car fell silent …
Fangzheng said, "Nonsense. This Penniless Monk is still alive. So are you. As for why people think that I'm dead, I need to start from the beginning. It's a long story. Patron, although you were awakened by This Penniless Monk's Spirit Awakening Talisman, you are now a car with a complete soul and self. This Penniless Monk won't force you. It's up to you if you are willing to follow This Penniless Monk. If you are willing, follow This Penniless Monk. If not, This Penniless Monk will bid you farewell. "
"Bid you farewell? You aren't forcing me to follow you? "Scrapped Car asked in surprise.
Fangzheng smiled and said, "Everyone has their own choices. Why should This Penniless Monk force you? Patron, feel free to do as you please. "
"Ah … Roar! Then, goodbye! "Scrapped Car turned around and with a boom …
Cough, cough, cough …
Scrapped Car's engine stalled …
"Why aren't you leaving?" Salted Fish asked with a chuckle.
"There's no kerosene … Previously, there was still some oil in the pipeline. Now, there's none left. I can't run anymore … "Scrapped Car said bitterly.
Fangzheng said, "Patron, This Penniless Monk can't do anything without kerosene. However, This Penniless Monk can help you call someone over. Perhaps they will help you. "
"Thank you …" Scrapped Car.
"Scrapped Car, they might help you, or they might send you to be dissected," Salted Fish said with a chuckle.
Scrapped Car's heart immediately sank to rock bottom … Thinking back to the two videos he had just watched and watching Fangzheng and company leave, he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Wait!"
Fangzheng turned around and asked, "Patron, do you have any questions?"
Scrapped Car said, "That … Can I join One Finger Monastery? What are the conditions to join One Finger Monastery? I might not pass the annual inspection. "
Fangzheng and company were delighted when they heard that.
Fangzheng said, "One Finger Monastery doesn't need an annual inspection. Now that you have joined One Finger Monastery, you can only be a mount. As for officially joining One Finger Monastery, that will depend on your future performance. How about it? Do you want to join? "
Scrapped Car said with a bitter smile, "Do I have any other choice now? I don't want to be dragged to be dissected the moment I gain sentience. However, I have a request! "
"What request?" Fangzheng asked curiously.
Scrapped Car said, "I want to find my original owner. Don't worry, I'm just going to visit him. I don't have any other intentions."
Fangzheng nodded. "Sure. Do you know where he is?"
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