However, Salted Fish chuckled and said, "Master, don't be smug. I can't be exposed to the wind or rain while sitting inside. I can turn on the heater in winter and the air conditioner in summer. If I don't have a girlfriend, I can even bring one back if I drive it out. How can a dog like you compare? Apart from being able to eat, what else can this dog do? If you were an ordinary person, girls would probably be so frightened that they wouldn't dare approach you … "
Upon hearing that, Fangzheng and Lone Wolf narrowed their eyes …
A few minutes later …
"Eldest Senior Brother, I was wrong. Let me go up …"
On the road, a salted fish desperately chased after the wolf in front of him, pleading.
Although Salted Fish's words weren't pleasant, Fangzheng was indeed considering this problem. However, the money in his pocket didn't seem to be enough to buy a car.
Most importantly, it was really useless for him to have a car. Now, it was difficult to walk where One Finger Monastery was, so how could he drive? Even if he could drive to the foot of the mountain, how was he to climb the stairs? This wasn't a helicopter …
At the same time, Fangzheng took out the Spirit Awakening Talisman. He was wondering what he should use it for.
At that moment, Lone Wolf suddenly shouted, "Master, look ahead!"
Fangzheng looked up and realized that there was a pile of steel trash in front of him. It was unknown how old this dump had been. There were rusty and tattered cars everywhere …
"Master, you're looking at the wrong place!" Lone Wolf was rendered speechless as he shouted.
Fangzheng changed his direction and hurriedly widened his eyes. He pressed his palms together and silently said, "Amitabha."
He saw a sports car in front of him. A woman in a bikini was sitting in the front passenger seat, waving her clothes in excitement. As the sports car sped, the man driving didn't forget to turn back to touch it …
Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, and Salted Fish cursed in unison. "Beast!"
"Master, isn't it too dangerous for them to be like this?" Lone Wolf asked.
However, Lone Wolf realized that the darn baldy had taken out his cell phone and was snapping pictures from multiple angles …
Lone Wolf's face darkened. "Master, so you are such a person. I was wrong about you."
Fangzheng raised his hand and slapped him. "What are you thinking? I'm preserving evidence to call the police. Playing with a cell phone while driving and touching something that shouldn't be touched is simply courting death … I have to report it! "
Then, Fangzheng made a call and really called the police.
After running for a while, a police siren sounded in front of them. The sports car was stopped.
They watched as the owner was taken away and the sports car was towed away …
Lone Wolf howled out …
Fangzheng shook his head slightly. "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk is definitely not envious or jealous …"
Boom!
A bolt of lightning struck in front of him …
Lone Wolf and Salted Fish already knew that Fangzheng would be struck by lightning the moment he lied.
When he saw this scene, he immediately rolled on the floor in laughter …
Fangzheng's face darkened as he thickened his skin and coughed dryly. "What are you laughing at? If you laugh again, you'll starve tonight! "
The two of them instantly shut their mouths, obediently not saying a word. However, as they tried to hold it in, they would let out a snort … The corners of their lips would subconsciously curl up.
Fangzheng was just about to say something when he suddenly froze. He looked at his hand and rummaged through his pocket. He exclaimed, "Where's my talisman!?"
Salted Fish said, "Master, what talisman are you talking about? Is it the piece of paper you waved around earlier? "
Fangzheng nodded.
Salted Fish said, "When you look at a beauty, you throw it away after wiping your saliva …"
Fangzheng exclaimed, "What? I threw it away!? "
Fangzheng immediately turned anxious. As for wiping his saliva, he no longer cared … He was a young lad and was full of vigor. It would be strange if he didn't take a second look at such a beauty. Fangzheng had always felt that he was just a temporary monk, not a temporary eunuch. As long as he didn't mess around, he didn't care about his physiological reactions.
He was calm, extremely calm …
However, he couldn't be calm after losing the talisman …
It wasn't that he couldn't bear to part with the Spirit Awakening Talisman, but once it landed on something, it would create a spirit monster!
If he didn't care, something big would happen!
"Jingzhi, did you see where the talisman flew to?" Fangzheng asked.
Salted Fish pointed at the junkyard in the distance and said, "It was blown over by the wind, but I don't know where it landed. The wind was quite strong back then, and the talisman flew quite high … "
"Master, what do we do now?" Lone Wolf asked.
Fangzheng said, "Search! No matter what, find it! Even if we can't find it, we have to find the fellow whose sentience was awakened by the Spirit Awakening Talisman! "
Hence, Fangzheng immediately rushed into the junkyard with Lone Wolf and Salted Fish. However, the junkyard was filled with scrapped cars that had been dismantled. These cars didn't look like they could be reused …
Lone Wolf sniffed and searched forward, but his nose was filled with the smell of gasoline. After sniffing a few times, he began to sneeze …
Salted Fish dug through the mountain of cars, but it was clear that he didn't find anything.
Fangzheng was completely helpless …
The man, wolf, and salted fish searched around and finally gathered together.
"Master, I don't know where your paper flew to," Salted Fish said.
Lone Wolf: "Achoo … Master, could it be that your talisman failed? Or was it blown further away? "
Fangzheng also had such a guess. At that moment, a series of coughs came from a pile of junkyards that had been piled up for countless years. "Cough, cough, cough … Help … Cough, cough … Help …"
The three of them looked at each other and were stunned.
Lone Wolf said, "There's someone inside. Someone is trapped inside!"
Salted Fish immediately ran over and looked in through the gap. He exclaimed, "Master, I found it! Your talisman is inside! "
Fangzheng hurriedly ran over and looked in through the gap. Indeed, the talisman that he had squashed had rolled inside. At the same time, the cry for help came from inside!
Fangzheng said, "Regardless of what's inside, let's save it first!"
With that said, Fangzheng grabbed a car's shell and threw it to the side. He was so strong that he was like a humanoid robot.
Lone Wolf also left with a car in his mouth.
Salted Fish shouted by the side, "All the best, all the best, all the best …"
Fangzheng and Lone Wolf's faces darkened as they looked at him sideways.
Salted Fish immediately hunched his back and said, "Cough, cough … My body can't take it anymore. You can't bear to let an old man do such strenuous labor, right?"
The scene changed. Fangzheng was sitting on Lone Wolf's back, holding a huge metal rod in his hand as he looked ahead.
Salted Fish bitterly pulled out one car after another and threw them to the side … As he worked, he shouted, "This is called bullying an old man! You lack a heart of merit! Do you think it's easy for me? I'm already so old, yet I still have to work! "
Fangzheng said, "If you complain again, you'll be hungry tonight."
Salted Fish immediately straightened his back and shouted valiantly, "I love labor, I love labor, labor makes me happy, yay …"
Fangzheng was rendered speechless by this shameless fellow …
However, on careful thought, the disciples of One Finger Monastery seemed to be quite thick-skinned.
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