With Salted Fish's hard work, a small mountain was finally flattened.
Then, he heard a loud shout from the trash pile. "Move aside, I'm coming out!"
Following that, there was a series of grunting sounds. Black smoke rose from the trash pile as though there was a fire …
Then, the trash pile was pushed open. A small, tattered car with few patches of paint drove out. As it drove, black smoke was emitting from its rear!
That wasn't important. More importantly, the front of the car was also smoking …
"Master, could this car have internal combustion?" Salted Fish asked.
Lone Wolf said, "Master, could this car have been burned to death the moment it gained sentience? Is this considered self-immolation? "
"Pui! Can the two of you say something nice? You're the one who burned yourself! Your entire family burned themselves! I'm fine! Cough, cough … "The car coughed twice as two huge blobs of black smoke spewed out from the front and back of the car …
Fangzheng grinned and asked, "Patron, what's wrong with you? Are you sick? "
The car grunted. "If it were you who haven't bathed or brushed your teeth for a few years, wouldn't you also have bad breath? There's too much waste in my body. I just need to vent it out. Speaking of which, who are you? "
Fangzheng was taken aback. This was really a difficult question to introduce. Furthermore, Fangzheng also realized a problem. Scrapped Car seemed to know a lot of things. It didn't look like it had just gained sentience.
Fangzheng had always believed that things that had just gained sentience were like children, but this fellow … was different.
"System, are you sure this is a result of awakening?" Fangzheng asked the System.
The System said, "Actually, there are many things that condense too many thoughts of humans. If these thoughts are placed on a spiritual monster, when a spiritual monster becomes a spirit, it will turn into a part of their soul. They know naturally … Even the personalities of these spiritual monsters will be affected by the other party. Therefore, it's not strange for him to behave this way. I can only say that his original owner was an old man who liked to complain. "
After hearing the explanation, Fangzheng felt relieved. Otherwise, he was afraid that he would have found the wrong person and caused trouble.
"I'm asking you a question. Who are you? "Scrapped Car asked.
Salted Fish, who was resting, was instantly infuriated when he heard that. He jumped up and shouted, "Who are we? Do you have the nerve to ask? If it weren't for us, would you be able to activate your intelligence and speak? If it weren't for us, would you have been able to climb out of the ruins? They've long been dragged away and crushed into iron sheets to be recycled! "
Scrapped Car narrowed his eyes and said, "Brag, continue bragging! If I believed you, I would be your grandfather! "
Salted Fish was just about to produce evidence to explain when he suddenly froze in his spot. After carefully analyzing Scrapped Car's words, he immediately rolled his eyes. "It's up to you whether you believe me or not!"
Lone Wolf whispered to Fangzheng, "Master, what do we do? This car doesn't believe us? Why don't we just ignore him and let him fend for himself? "
Fangzheng also felt a headache. It was absolutely impossible to let him fend for himself!
If he really let it out, who knew what kind of trouble this car would cause?
If he was caught, it would be considered a light punishment if he was dissected … It was even possible that he would be crushed into molecules and analyzed one by one.
Just as Fangzheng was feeling vexed …
Scrapped Car approached Salted Fish and chuckled. "Do you think it's up to you to believe it?"
Salted Fish: "Okay!"
Scrapped Car suddenly jumped up and cried, "I believe you! Haha … I'm your grandfather! "
Salted Fish's face darkened when he heard that. He jumped up and shouted, "You little bum, you still want to be my grandfather? Have a taste of my phlegm! "
However, the moment Salted Fish opened his mouth, the car turned around and with a hum, a black smoke and stench poured into Salted Fish's mouth …
Salted Fish vomited and went to the side to cough dryly. At the same time, he cursed, "Master, this grandson is too evil! Don't stop me later. I want to teach him a lesson! "
"You want to teach me a lesson after saving you? Can you catch up to me? Ah … Roar! "Scrapped Car suddenly ran at a very fast speed as it ran in circles.
When Salted Fish saw this, he was instantly enraged. "You asked for it!"
With that said, Salted Fish chased after him. In the trash pile, a car was dragging black smoke behind it. In the black smoke, a black fish was chasing …
"Eat my exhaust, haha …" Scrapped Car shouted happily!
However, a few minutes later …
"Holy sh * t … I can't run anymore … I'm out of energy … Aiyah, aiyah …" Scrapped Car let out two dull thuds as it spewed out two huge blobs of black gas. Its speed fluctuated between fast and slow before it stopped. Salted Fish dashed into the car and slapped the front of the car! Bam!
Bam! Bam!
"Run!"
Bam!
"Aren't you awesome? Why don't you run! "Salted Fish shouted.
Scrapped Car spat out a mouthful of black gas and said weakly, "I'm so hungry that I can't run anymore … Otherwise, you won't be able to catch up to me."
Salted Fish grinned and said with a sinister smile, "Little bastard, you still dare to show off in front of me? Today, I'll show you what it means to tear a car apart with your bare hands! "
As he spoke, Salted Fish jumped off the hood and grabbed a metal car by the side. With a ripping sound, the car was torn into two like it was made of paper!
When Scrapped Car saw this, it was so frightened that its headlights lit up. It hurriedly retreated, but it couldn't run!
When Lone Wolf saw this, he asked Fangzheng, "Master, aren't you going to do something?"
Fangzheng said with a smile, "Your junior brother knows his limits. He's an old fellow who has lived for countless years. Look, he's just messing around. In fact … Just wait. "
Lone Wolf: "Okay."
Salted Fish roared and flailed his fins, shouting. "I'm very angry, and the consequences will be dire! Next, it's your turn! "
As he spoke, Salted Fish had already rushed over and lifted Scrapped Car up. He shouted, "Tear a car apart with your bare hands. Begin!"
"Don't, don't, don't! I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Don't be like this! Let's talk nicely! "Scrapped Car finally cowered and shouted.
"Talk nicely? Sure! "Salted Fish swung his hand and with a bang, Scrapped Car was thrown to the ground.
"Be gentler. The tires were almost destroyed by you," Scrapped Car grumbled.
However, when Salted Fish glared at him, Scrapped Car's lights immediately dimmed. It was as though a person was squinting his eyes and sucking up to him. "Brother, be gentler next time …"
"That's more like it! Scrapped Car, let me tell you. You were resurrected by us. In the future, you better be obedient! Be obedient! Otherwise, it's fine if I'm unhappy. At most, I'll tear you apart. If my Eldest Senior Brother is angry, hmph … Do you see that wolf over there? That mouth of fangs … Do you see it? "Salted Fish said.
Scrapped Car looked over and saw Lone Wolf looking dumbfounded. Why was he involved?
Salted Fish said, "Eldest Senior Brother, where are the fangs?"
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