Dinh couldn't help but be pushed forward. As for the last gun-wielding man, he was trying to act cool. He originally imagined that it would be a feast of wolves devouring lambs, but to his surprise, he was greeted by a herd of bulls migrating the moment he opened the door!
Before he could even fire his gun, he was knocked to the ground by a group of people. Then, he felt a huge foot trample over his head before he lost consciousness.
"Humans are really a bunch of cowards." In the huge kitchen, there was only Salted Fish left.
This fellow jumped down from the gas stove and walked from table to table. He ate whatever he saw before strolling out.
After being trampled on, the three bandits finally snapped back to their senses. They shook their heads and looked up, just in time to see a shadow approaching.
The three were well-trained. They immediately grabbed their guns and raised their muzzles, roaring. "Don't move!"
But when they looked up, they were dumbfounded. The person in front of them wasn't a person, but a fish!
The fish was clearly a little dumbfounded as well. After snapping to his senses, he twirled his whiskers and grinned at the trio. "I won't move just because you said so. Isn't this ancestor a little too obedient? If I move, what can you do about it? "
"Holy sh * t, it looks like a fish!"
"Of course! It's a fish! "
"F * * k, how can a salted fish walk?"
"F * * k, how can a salted fish talk?"
"Holy sh * t, put it down!" someone shouted.
Not only did Salted Fish move, he even picked up the guns they dropped. Then, he fiddled with them, nearly touching the trigger a few times. It left them sweating profusely …
"This is the legendary gun, right? Aiyah, it's quite interesting … How do you use this? "Salted Fish asked.
When the trio heard that Salted Fish didn't know how to use a gun and looked at his size, they immediately heaved a sigh of relief. They were all fugitives, so they were bold to begin with. Although it didn't make sense that Salted Fish could talk and walk, they still believed that such a joker was definitely no match for the three of them!
Therefore, the trio exchanged looks and came to a consensus almost instantly. With a roar, they got up and lunged at Salted Fish! They didn't care about anything else. They would snatch it first!
When Salted Fish saw this, his originally adorable and curious eyes suddenly flattened like a human squinting his eyes. He said inwardly, "The ancestor is asking you a question. Why aren't you answering him properly? Are you trying to rebel? The ancestor doesn't know how to shoot, but that doesn't mean that the ancestor can't hit people with guns! "
Salted Fish turned the spearhead around and grabbed it, using it like a baseball bat. He swung it around and roared. "Ada!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Three dull thuds were heard.
At the same time, three miserable shrieks sounded like pigs being slaughtered, and three unlucky people with crooked mouths and slanted eyes appeared on the ground!
Salted Fish looked at the deformed AK47 and threw it to the side. He picked up the other AK47 and went over to poke the three of them. However, the three of them did not move at all. It was obvious that they had been knocked out.
Salted Fish shook his head and said, "It's obvious that he isn't a good person to come to such a place with a gun … However, I've already fainted. Who can teach me how to use a gun?"
Salted Fish shook his head and said, "It's obvious they aren't good people to come here with guns … However, they are all unconscious. Who can teach me how to use a gun?"
A few minutes later, the trio felt their mouths turn numb from the pain. However, their minds began to clear up. They opened their eyes slightly and happened to see Salted Fish pick up the gun and study the safety. He was fiddling with it.
At this moment, an idea came to one of them. "This is a gun. Point the narrow end at yourself and pull the crescent-shaped thing on the ground."
Upon hearing this, the other two suddenly realized what he meant. They nodded immediately. As for speaking? The two of them were in a worse state. Their jaws were basically shattered and they couldn't speak.
Salted Fish shot a glance at him. "Are you sure?"
"Yes!" the person immediately said.
Salted Fish nodded and pointed the muzzle at his head.
The trio's breathing immediately hastened as their palms turned sweaty.
At this moment, Salted Fish seemed to see something fun. He aimed the muzzle at his eyes and stared intently at the muzzle.
When one of the trio saw this, he suddenly roared and charged forward, pulling the trigger.
There was a loud gunshot.
The three of them felt their nerves loosen up!
In the three's worldview, the eyes were the weakest part of the body. Even a whale with thick skin and flesh would lose half of its life if it was shot in the eye, even if it didn't die! Therefore, the instant the gunshot sounded, they gave Salted Fish the death sentence.
But before they could heave a sigh of relief, they saw Salted Fish suddenly raise his head and ask, "That felt pretty good. Another round?"
When the trio heard that, they looked up and saw a flat bullet stuck to Salted Fish's eye. The bullet fell off after Salted Fish's eye moved, bouncing twice on the ground.
The trio exchanged looks and felt their vision go black. Bam! Bam! Bam! The trio fainted on the spot.
When Salted Fish saw this, he curled his lips and said, "You want to be a bad guy with that bit of nerve? If you wake up again, you'll be scared to death! "
It turned out that Salted Fish had long seen through the trio's intentions. However, this fellow was full of mischief and had thick skin, so he decided to play along and tease them. The trio ended up like that after being teased …
Salted Fish looked at the trio, then at the gun on the ground, and then at the kitchen knife in the kitchen. Suddenly, he let out a nefarious laugh before dragging the trio into the kitchen.
Before long, Salted Fish came out with a pistol in hand. As he walked, he shot himself in the head, sending sparks flying. As he walked, he mumbled. "That's good. This massage is more comfortable … comfortable!"
About ten minutes later, the three unlucky kids in the kitchen woke up. The moment they opened their eyes, they subconsciously wanted to move, but just as they moved, they felt a cold flash in front of them!
The trio was instantly jolted awake by the cold light. They saw that their pants had been removed at some point in time, and the ham sausages in their crotches were tied to a chopping board. Each of them had a kitchen knife hanging high in front of them, and from the looks of it, someone had tampered with the rope. No matter how hard the trio struggled, they would snap the rope, and then …
With this in mind, the trio exchanged looks and instantly came to a tacit understanding. Unless someone came to save them, they wouldn't struggle even if they were beaten to death! Do whatever you want!
However, the moment they thought of the other party's eyes when they were saved, the trio had the urge to die. Once again, they came to a tacit agreement — they wouldn't shout for help even if they were beaten to death!
Meanwhile, in the banquet hall.
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