"A part-time job sure is scary …" Ong said with a bitter smile.
Salted Fish shook his head and twisted his body. "There's actually water. Not bad, not bad. I haven't bathed in days. One, two, three, go! "
As he spoke, Salted Fish leaped into the air and plunged into the tiny stream on the ground.
Fangzheng pricked up his brows, but he didn't stop him. Instead, he chuckled.
Covering his face, Ong no longer wanted to watch.
He heard a loud bang!
Salted Fish's head was tilted ninety degrees as his body plunged into the ground like a flagpole. His eyes were filled with shock as he yelled. "Who placed the glass there!?"
Ong said, "If there's really water flowing indoors, it will be damp. This water is flowing under the glass, and it's only for viewing. "
Salted Fish got up and swept his surroundings before heading to the bathroom angrily. Before long, the bathtub was filled with water. Salted Fish didn't forget to scatter some flower petals in before jumping in. He enjoyed his bath as he grunted. "Reverend, aren't the two of you going to take a bath? Aiyah … You humans sure know how to enjoy life. Master … "
Ong immediately felt his body itch when he heard Salted Fish's moans. Hence, he looked at Fangzheng inquiringly.
Fangzheng shook his head. "This Penniless Monk won't use a bathtub he soaked in."
Ong grinned. "It'll be the same if we clean the fish tank later." He thought to himself that this monk was really a germaphobe.
Fangzheng continued shaking his head before going to the side to enjoy the scenery. From here, he could see Hoàng Kiếm Lake.
When Ong saw this, he didn't say a word. Salted Fish kept shouting about how great it was. At the same time, the water splashed, making him feel even more uncomfortable.
When Salted Fish walked out with a towel wrapped around him and a toothbrush in his mouth like a modern salted fish coming out of a bath, Ong finally couldn't help it. He hurriedly ran over.
"Hehe! It's still a little fishy! "Ong mumbled.
Ten minutes later.
"Why is it still fishy?"
Half an hour later.
"F * * k! I'm not bathing! How many years has it been since a salted fish like you bathed? The fish tank has a fishy stench! "Ong finally understood why Fangzheng didn't want to wash it. No matter who it was, they wouldn't be able to enter the water!
Salted Fish lazily lay on the sun lounger and grunted. "I've spent quite a bit of time in the water, but the last time I took a proper bath was three thousand years ago, right?"
"Blargh!" When Ong thought about how he spent half a day stirring the bathwater, he immediately felt disgusted and ran to the side to wash his hands.
After a day of gathering, in the evening, the organizer arranged a grand gathering in the high platform hall on the 36th floor. Furthermore, it was clearly stated that they were not allowed to bring along followers.
Helpless, Fangzheng could only head over himself. But before he left, Fangzheng exhorted Ong to watch Salted Fish and not let him run around. At the same time, to prevent the fellow from acting recklessly, Fangzheng took away Salted Fish's divine powers.
Salted Fish slumped there lazily as he waved his fins. "Go on, go on. This Salted Fish is feeling great today. I don't want to go anywhere. All I want is a peaceful sleep."
Fangzheng looked at Salted Fish, but since he didn't have eyelids, he could only widen his eyes regardless of whether he was sleepy or not. After staring all day, Fangzheng couldn't tell anything. Only then did he shake his head and leave.
Just as Fangzheng left, Ong asked Salted Fish, "Are you asleep?"
However, Salted Fish bounced up from the ground and chuckled. "Sleep my ass! With so many people gathered here, wouldn't it be a wasted trip if I didn't take a look? "
"Uh … Didn't Master say that you aren't allowed out?" Ong lamented inwardly.
"Not going out? What am I doing here if I'm not going out? To be a salted fish? Big guy, aren't you curious about what's going on up there? Are there any delicacies? "Salted Fish skipped towards the door.
Ong hurriedly ran over to block the door and said, "Master said that you aren't to go out."
"Are you sure?" Salted Fish twirled his whiskers and grinned.
Ong nodded vigorously and waved his arms. "Although you are a demon, I'm not to be trifled with. If you want to go out, you have to get past me!"
"Alright, Master is back," Salted Fish shouted.
Ong didn't know how shameless Salted Fish was. He subconsciously turned his head and realized that the door was still closed. He had been fooled! He bent his back and lowered his head to dodge!
Only then did Ong recall that the salted fish wasn't that tall! By bending his back and lowering his head, it was equivalent to sending his face right in front of Salted Fish!
Indeed, Salted Fish grinned at him and struck out with his palm!
Dong!
The door creaked open as Salted Fish clapped his hands. "Look at me with that brain of yours … Sigh …"
With that said, Salted Fish walked out. Behind him was Ong, who was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled back.
"Heyaya. Heyaya. Where should I go?" Salted Fish wandered around as he hummed a tune and began wandering aimlessly.
Meanwhile, in the surveillance room.
"Ah … Ha. It's tiring. My eyes are going blurry from watching so many surveillance videos every day, "a security guard mumbled. One of the security guards muttered. Then, he glanced around and frowned. "Aren't children not allowed to be brought out for this meeting? Why did a child come in?"
As the security guard mumbled, he focused his gaze and widened his eyes. Then, he exclaimed. "Holy sh * t! It's not a child, but a fish! How is that possible? "
Following that, he saw Salted Fish walking and jumping. He had even climbed onto the head of a statue and was looking around!
"That's right. It's really a fish! Could this be the legendary mermaid? But this fellow is no different from a beauty … "the security guard mumbled. To ensure his safety, he picked up the walkie-talkie.
Just as the security guard was about to say something, he heard a commotion behind him. He turned his head and was met with a punch. With a thud, the security guard fainted.
Following that, a deep voice sounded from the security room. "Old Tree, the surveillance room has been taken care of. The security here is really not that great! "
"Okay." A voice sounded from the walkie-talkie before there was silence.
By the time the voice looked at the surveillance video, it was empty. There was no sign of Salted Fish. He sat there in peace, as though he didn't know of Salted Fish's existence.
"Aiyaya, that's a camera, right? I've seen it on television, but I never expected there to be so many in this hotel. Thankfully, I was quick to dodge or I would've been discovered. "Salted Fish secretly looked at the camera from behind a statue.
At that moment, there was the sound of a cart being pushed. A man was pushing a cleaning cart as he passed by. Salted Fish immediately took the opportunity to crawl in and squat in the cart, happily waiting for the next stop.
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