Knock! Knock!
"Madam, your order is here." The waiter knocked on the door, but he didn't see Salted Fish crawl out from underneath. He lifted the lid and took a plate of vegetables before hiding under the table and munching on it.
When the door opened, the waiter opened the lid and was instantly dumbfounded. "Where's the food?"
"Shouldn't I be the one saying that?" The woman who had opened the door glared angrily and slammed the door.
The waiter checked the food cart with a sobbing tone, but he couldn't find the missing food. In his anger, he bent down and searched on the ground. However, Salted Fish crawled out from the other side and placed the empty plate in the cart. When the waiter stood up, Salted Fish hid under the table again.
When the waiter opened the lid again, his hands immediately trembled in fright … He mumbled. "I … I swear! There was definitely no plate just now! "
Then, as though he had seen a ghost, the waiter quickly left with the food cart.
But following that, the waiter was truly on the brink of tears. He realized that the food he delivered would always disappear midway. After a few times, the waiter knelt on the ground and kowtowed at the food cart. "I wonder which supernatural being it is. Buddha, Bodhisattva, immortal, angel, please don't toy with me. Please … Uh …"
As he knelt and raised his head, he suddenly saw something under the cart! It was a fish tail!
The waiter frowned, grabbed the fish tail, and pulled it out!
A huge salted fish was pulled out as the waiter looked at the hard salted fish in front of him. He was baffled as he mumbled. "I didn't deliver a salted fish … Why is there a salted fish under the cart?"
Shaking his head, the waiter still panicked. He hurriedly placed the salted fish on the cart and pushed it to the kitchen.
"Hehe, Little Ding, don't tell me you lost your food again? Be careful, the manager might come looking for you! "A chef saw Little Ding come back listlessly with the food cart.
Little Ding said bitterly, "I did lose it again. I wonder which immortal is targeting me … Sigh. However, I picked up a salted fish on the way. Take a look. Who lost it? "
"Salted fish? Our restaurant doesn't serve salted fish. But this salted fish is quite fat! "A chef walked over and touched Salted Fish's belly as he marveled.
"It doesn't matter who it is. It's just a salted fish, isn't it food? There are many businessmen and celebrities among the guests this time. Cut it into pieces and send it over to them, "a fat chef said.
"Alright, I'll wash him!" Another mustached chef chuckled as he carried Salted Fish to the water trough. He turned on the tap and began scrubbing. However, as he did so, he found it odd. He had a nagging feeling that there was something wrong with Salted Fish's eyes. It was as though he was constantly looking at him!
He felt goosebumps all over his body, but fortunately, he finished brushing the fish quickly. He threw it to the fat chef and said, "You do it. This fish is making me nervous."
"You coward, it's just a salted fish. What's there to be afraid of? Watch me! "The fat chef turned around and placed the salted fish on his personal chopping board. Everyone else was busy with their own things. After all, there were so many people waiting. No one dared to be negligent. If they were to neglect the people above, they would lose their jobs.
Seeing that there was nothing for him to do, Xiao Ding left. However, before he left, he turned his head to take a look. He happened to see the salted fish suddenly twist its body and stand up. Then, it stuffed a cucumber into its mouth. Realizing that Ding Ding was looking at him, Salted Fish grinned at him before swiping his neck.
"Mommy!" Ding Ding yelled in fright.
The fat chef suddenly turned his head and asked, "Ding Ding, what's wrong?"
Ding Ding pointed at Salted Fish on the chopping board and said, "Salted Fish just came back to life!"
The fat chef looked down at the hard salted fish and said with a smile, "Punk, did you take the wrong medicine? When did a dead fish come back to life? If it can really come back to life, show me if you have what it takes! If you can't, I'll chop you up and make you into a dish to go with wine! "
However, Salted Fish lay there motionless. The fat chef was amused again. Ding Ding rubbed his eyes and after confirming that he was fine, he left feeling uneasy. As he walked, he said, "I have a nagging feeling that something is going to happen …"
The fat chef shook his head and brandished his kitchen knife, shouting, "Come on, little cutie. Split into two!"
"Clang!"
Sparks flew as the blunt knife in the chef's hand flew high into the air. The sparks flew as well. The fat chef was instantly dumbfounded!
"How … How is this possible?" The fat chef wore a dumbfounded look. He had cooked his entire life and killed countless fish, but he swore that he had never seen such a hard fish!
Everyone else was busy, so no one saw this scene. However, the fat chef felt a little sweat dripping down his forehead.
He put down the blunt knife and picked up another sharp knife. He planned on taking his time, but when the knife sliced Salted Fish's body, it didn't leave a single mark despite grinding for a long time.
The fat chef gulped a mouthful of saliva and wiped the sweat from his forehead. He couldn't help but recall Ding Ding's words. His hands trembled as he mumbled. "I don't believe it. I'll just burn it!"
The gas stove was turned to the maximum as flames spewed high into the sky. The fat chef was truly frightened as he placed Salted Fish on the stove and burned it!
A minute later, Salted Fish was still Salted Fish and the fire was still fire.
The fat chef wiped his sweat.
Five minutes later, Salted Fish was still Salted Fish and the fire was still fire.
The fat chef wiped his tears.
Ten minutes later, the fat chef said with a sobbing tone, "What the f * * k are you? Say something if you have what it takes! "
"What do you want me to say? Darn Fatty, you chopped and ground me, and now you're burning me. I haven't even settled the score with you, and you want me to say something? Do you really think I don't know how to curse? " Salted Fish suddenly sat up and sat in the flames. He spat at Fatty, his saliva spraying all over Fatty's face.
Fatty's abnormality attracted the attention of the others. Everyone turned their heads, and in the next moment, there was a series of screams. Dozens of chefs threw their knives in fright and shouted. "Demon!"
The chefs collectively ran out.
At the same time, Ding Ding, who had left, returned. However, he didn't return voluntarily.
"Very good. Step back and don't make a sound. If not, I can't guarantee your survival. "A man pointed a spear at Ding Ding as he slowly retreated.
"Alright, the two of you go open the door. Little friend, you can greet your colleagues nicely. Tell them to be quiet, "the man said with a chuckle.
The two armed men behind the man went forward and reached out to open the door.
At this moment!
Bam!
The door seemed to explode as it was slammed open by someone!
The two sides of the door collapsed simultaneously. Before the two unlucky fools could react, they were slapped in the face by the door. Their vision turned black as they fell backward!
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